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Overview

The weirdness never stops!

The security guard at Ella Mentry School has gone off the deep end! Somebody is stealing peanut butter and jelly sandwiches from the vomitorium, and Officer Spence is on the case. He's arresting everybody in sight! Somebody is going to go to jail! Who is it? You'll have to read the book to find out.

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Children's Literature
A.J. is a student at Ella Mentry School, where school is anything but boring. A missing peanut butter sandwich at lunchtime in the vomitorium brings about another day of weirdness, where Officer Spence accuses one and all of stealing A.J.'s sandwich, starting with the teachers and eventually arresting the entire school. Told from A.J.'s view, complete with commentary on adults and the English language, the child reading this next volume in the "My Weird School Daze" series will enjoy the story while the adult will appreciate the puns. Whether considering that WOW is MOM upside down, or listening to Officer Spence listing all the synonyms for jail, the reader will be in hysterics, wondering at the lunacy of the police in this school's community where a crossing guard is arrested for jaywalking and a bus driver for drinking coffee while driving. Reviewer: Sara Rofofsky Marcus

Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780061554094
  • Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
  • Publication date: 4/21/2009
  • Pages: 112
  • Sales rank: 48,845
  • Age range: 7 - 10 Years
  • Lexile: 510L (what's this?)
  • Series: My Weird School Daze Series , #5
  • Product dimensions: 5.00 (w) x 7.40 (h) x 0.30 (d)

Meet the Author

Dan Gutman
Dan Gutman

Dan Gutman has always been a baseball fanatic. He played in Little League as a kid, and one of the first magazine articles he ever sold explained the science behind the spitball, the scuffball, and corked bats. When he thought about the T206 Honus Wagner—the most valuable baseball card in the world—he began to write honus & me, his first Baseball Card Adventure. That book introduced Joe Stoshack—Stosh—a kid who can use baseball cards to travel through time and meet the game's greatest players. Stosh has since gone on many amazing, fast-paced adventures, most recently to try to save Roberto Clemente.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 30, 2011

    Really cool

    Fun for boys butsort of crazy for girls

    2 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 25, 2011

    Great!

    Such a great book!

    2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 30, 2011

    Aw

    Awsome

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 13, 2011

    I DON'T KNOW!

    I have not read this yet, but I think its going to be good, from the coments.

    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 22, 2011

    Peanut Butter Tastic!!

    The weirdnes never stops! A.J.'s sandwich is missing. Guess who stole it? Or did somone forget to pack it? I'm not going to tell. Find out your self. So nah-nah-nah-boo-boo on you!!!

    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 29, 2012

    Good. 4 stars

    Awesomeeeeee. U suck if u dont lik it.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 18, 2012

    Bridget

    It was aaaaaaawwwwweeeeeessssssssoooooooommmmmmeeeeedee

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 24, 2012

    Who did the comment " Me" ?

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 14, 2012

    That officer is a weirdo!!!!!

    Why would he steal if is a police officer?Weirdo!!!!!!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 26, 2012

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawesome!

    Mr. Klutz is arrested with every other teacher. Turns out peanut butter and jelly bandit is... read the book and find out so nah nah nah-boo boo on you.

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  • Posted October 3, 2011

    Me

    Im nora. Im adorabl. Im 6 and hav my very own nook.

    0 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted August 29, 2011

    awsome

    I love it i.i recomend this book for younger kids....

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  • Posted June 4, 2011

    Awesome!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 27, 2011

    the look out

    there is a big problem going around ela mentry school you. have to read to find out so nah nah nah boo boo on you

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  • Posted February 8, 2010

    Another hit in our home!!

    This series of books are cute and funny and they've kept my son entertained! I'd recommend these to anyone!

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  • Posted June 13, 2009

    I Also Recommend:

    9780061346057 9780061234774 9780060507008 9780060507022 9780061346118

    Funny, hilarious and great book!

    This book is hilarious. I read all of the My Weird School and My Weird School Daze books and this is one of my favorites. Everyone in my family thought it was funny. Officer Spence is on the trail of the Peanut Butter and Jelly Bandit at Ella Mentry Elementry School. AJ and his friends watch in amazement. Freeze dirtbag!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 25, 2009

    this a great book

    this a great book .it is hilarous. i love it .i think you should read the first serous called MY WEIRD SCHOOL and the next series MY WEIRD SCHOOL DAZE. if you know some body who is sad you tell them to read this book they will think it is hilarous.

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