Officer Spence Makes No Sense! (My Weird School Daze Series #5) [NOOK Book]

Overview

The weirdness never stops!

The security guard at Ella Mentry School has gone off the deep end! Somebody is stealing peanut butter and jelly sandwiches from the vomitorium, and Officer Spence is on the case. He's arresting everybody in sight! Somebody is going to go to jail! Who is it? You'll have to read the book to find out.

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Officer Spence Makes No Sense! (My Weird School Daze Series #5)

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Overview

The weirdness never stops!

The security guard at Ella Mentry School has gone off the deep end! Somebody is stealing peanut butter and jelly sandwiches from the vomitorium, and Officer Spence is on the case. He's arresting everybody in sight! Somebody is going to go to jail! Who is it? You'll have to read the book to find out.

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Editorial Reviews

Children's Literature - Sara Rofofsky Marcus
A.J. is a student at Ella Mentry School, where school is anything but boring. A missing peanut butter sandwich at lunchtime in the vomitorium brings about another day of weirdness, where Officer Spence accuses one and all of stealing A.J.'s sandwich, starting with the teachers and eventually arresting the entire school. Told from A.J.'s view, complete with commentary on adults and the English language, the child reading this next volume in the "My Weird School Daze" series will enjoy the story while the adult will appreciate the puns. Whether considering that WOW is MOM upside down, or listening to Officer Spence listing all the synonyms for jail, the reader will be in hysterics, wondering at the lunacy of the police in this school's community where a crossing guard is arrested for jaywalking and a bus driver for drinking coffee while driving. Reviewer: Sara Rofofsky Marcus
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780061905988
  • Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
  • Publication date: 4/21/2009
  • Series: My Weird School Daze Series , #5
  • Sold by: HARPERCOLLINS
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 112
  • Sales rank: 67,460
  • Age range: 7 - 10 Years
  • File size: 2 MB

Meet the Author

Dan Gutman

Dan Gutman has written many weird books for kids. He lives in New Jersey (a very weird place) with his weird wife and two weird children.


Jim Paillot lives in Arizona (another weird place) with his weird wife and two weird children. Isn’t that weird?

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Customer Reviews

Average Rating 4.5
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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 25, 2011

    Great!

    Such a great book!

    4 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 30, 2011

    Really cool

    Fun for boys butsort of crazy for girls

    3 out of 7 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 22, 2011

    Peanut Butter Tastic!!

    The weirdnes never stops! A.J.'s sandwich is missing. Guess who stole it? Or did somone forget to pack it? I'm not going to tell. Find out your self. So nah-nah-nah-boo-boo on you!!!

    3 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 26, 2012

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawesome!

    Mr. Klutz is arrested with every other teacher. Turns out peanut butter and jelly bandit is... read the book and find out so nah nah nah-boo boo on you.

    2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 30, 2011

    Aw

    Awsome

    2 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 13, 2011

    I DON'T KNOW!

    I have not read this yet, but I think its going to be good, from the coments.

    2 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted August 29, 2011

    awsome

    I love it i.i recomend this book for younger kids....

    2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted February 8, 2010

    Another hit in our home!!

    This series of books are cute and funny and they've kept my son entertained! I'd recommend these to anyone!

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted June 13, 2009

    I Also Recommend:

    Funny, hilarious and great book!

    This book is hilarious. I read all of the My Weird School and My Weird School Daze books and this is one of my favorites. Everyone in my family thought it was funny. Officer Spence is on the trail of the Peanut Butter and Jelly Bandit at Ella Mentry Elementry School. AJ and his friends watch in amazement. Freeze dirtbag!

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 25, 2009

    this a great book

    this a great book .it is hilarous. i love it .i think you should read the first serous called MY WEIRD SCHOOL and the next series MY WEIRD SCHOOL DAZE. if you know some body who is sad you tell them to read this book they will think it is hilarous.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 17, 2013

    Aidans Review

    I loved it and i love all the My Weird School Daze books

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 13, 2013

    Hi

    Hi

    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 31, 2014

    Wy weirdvschool

    Its cool

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 25, 2014

    Cthf

    Hkh

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 27, 2014

    Hi

    I love my weird school daze books and i can read 2 in one day.i think thay should be longer

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 16, 2013

    Over the Hedge

    Over the Hedge

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 23, 2012

    Look!

    Once i had 3books of the serie and i read it all in one day!!!!

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 30, 2012

    I love it

    It is a great book

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 29, 2012

    Good. 4 stars

    Awesomeeeeee. U suck if u dont lik it.

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 18, 2012

    Bridget

    It was aaaaaaawwwwweeeeeessssssssoooooooommmmmmeeeeedee

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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