Old Man and Women: Stories from a Café [NOOK Book]

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Here are more than forty stories – each of them true but masked to hide the deceitful – stories about lies, sex, and death and sandwiched around an explanation of why men benefit from a woman’s lies. No surprise – women adjust, at first prenatally, then before and during school, and finally in courtrooms, how a man expresses his DNA . “Mother-May-I” leads to “Yes, Dear” from the moment we are conceived until our wife buries us and it benefits most men that women do what they do ...
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Old Man and Women: Stories from a Café

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Overview

Here are more than forty stories – each of them true but masked to hide the deceitful – stories about lies, sex, and death and sandwiched around an explanation of why men benefit from a woman’s lies. No surprise – women adjust, at first prenatally, then before and during school, and finally in courtrooms, how a man expresses his DNA . “Mother-May-I” leads to “Yes, Dear” from the moment we are conceived until our wife buries us and it benefits most men that women do what they do to us.
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940013536197
  • Publisher: Create Space
  • Publication date: 11/21/2011
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 238
  • File size: 212 KB

Meet the Author

About Old Doc
In his last term of college, Doc held a third shift, full-time job in a psychiatric hospital, carried twenty hours of classes and honors seminars, and found time to watch girls. He also loved most solving puzzles and put twenty hours a week into the sculpture shop where he could do what he loved. The talents that he used in sculpture later worked well in science when his advisor in graduate school (Pitt, psychology) also let Doc do what he loved. It was a rare good break. He had five independent publications before he finished his Ph.D. and his dissertation in psychopharmacology attracted thirteen hundred requests for copies when the average dissertation drew about ten.
Advisors for Doc’s NSF postdoctoral fellowship, in contrast, drowned him in what must be found. Doc rebelled and with two collaborators, injected microliters of glutamic acid into cat hypothalamus and produced non-emotional attack: Lots of bites, no hissing, and a following hour of catatonic stupor. Doc’s Yale adviser returned from vacation and ordered him to spend his research time in the library. Nature, however, published the paper, 600 people wanted copies, and Doc looked for a career where he might have more floor space but with fewer socialists.
He next designed token economies for chronic schizophrenics and groups of mentally retarded adults at several state institutions. Doc eventually became an Assistant Superintendent at one and Acting Superintendent at another. He also led a special education task force where getting done was more important than getting along. The Task Force assignment lasted a glorious ten years.
He also organized conferences and became, for a year, Editor of Mental Retardation. Doc put pictures on the journal’s cover, shortened the review time from twelve months to one, supplied all reviewer comments to authors, and stole all the business from his sister publication. He also ignored the budget and was canned. Oh well . . .
He published twenty online book reviews at Human Nature Reviews and other sites and gave thirty talks at scientific groups. He also edited and hosted the Evolutionary Psychology Forum for sixteen years but quit when he, with top audiences, was told not to discuss politics, even in the context of emergent networks.
Doc still hangs in coffee shops, watches girls, and has another book planned, possibly one without a pen name.
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