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The mishaps never end as TJ’s “helpers” from the 23rd century—Tuna and Herby—continue to study TJ as she learns the valuable lessons she’ll need to become a future world leader. In Oops!, TJ learns the importance of speaking and thinking well of people even when they are difficult, thanks to the Thought Broadcaster Pen, which exposes the thoughts of everyone it hits. As usual, Tuna and Herby’s attempts to fix the pen only make things worse—now all of TJ’s thoughts become reality! As she fights not to return ...
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The mishaps never end as TJ’s “helpers” from the 23rd century—Tuna and Herby—continue to study TJ as she learns the valuable lessons she’ll need to become a future world leader. In Oops!, TJ learns the importance of speaking and thinking well of people even when they are difficult, thanks to the Thought Broadcaster Pen, which exposes the thoughts of everyone it hits. As usual, Tuna and Herby’s attempts to fix the pen only make things worse—now all of TJ’s thoughts become reality! As she fights not to return meanness to others (and to clean up the disasters her thoughts cause, like turning whiny TV star Hesper Breakahart into a giant baby), TJ learns from her dad a little more about how her mother handled things: She kept reminding herself that each of us is God’s creation. And no matter how mean people may be, we all need to be loved. The same message also unfolds through a side story of classmate Chad Steel learning to treat a mean boy better. Tyndale House Publishers
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  • ISBN-13: 9781414334554
  • Publisher: Tyndale House Publishers
  • Publication date: 8/31/2011
  • Series: TJ and the Time Stumblers Series, #3
  • Pages: 192
  • Sales rank: 501,943
  • Age range: 8 - 12 Years
  • Product dimensions: 5.20 (w) x 7.20 (h) x 0.70 (d)

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Oops!

TJ and the TIME STUMBLERS BOOK 3
By Bill Myers

Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.

Copyright © 2011 Bill Myers
All right reserved.

ISBN: 978-1-4143-3455-4


Chapter One

Beginnings ...

TIME TRAVEL LOG: Malibu, California, November 2

Begin Transmission:

All-school bully from the future stopped by. Despite his disguise, Tuna and I are positive it's Bruce Bruiseabone, winner of the Worst Breath in the World Contest. We fear he could really zwork things up for our subject (who, by the way, is still smoot to the max). End Transmission

Thelma Jean Finkelstein, better known as TJ to her friends (all four of them—unless you leave out her goldfish and pet hamster, which brings it down to two friends), ran through the empty cafeteria, screaming her lungs out.

"Ahhhhhhh!"

And when she wasn't

"Ahhhhhhh!"-ing

she was yelling,

"Why is he chasing us? Why is he chasing us?!"

Now, you might call her behavior a little weird (which may be why she has only two friends). But weirder than that weirdness is that the HE in her little screamfest just happened to be an African elephant the size of a Chevy pickup who, unlike a Chevy pickup, had some very bad breath.

Weirder than that weirdness was that the African elephant (complete with large tusks and a crummy mood) was shouting in a very bad British accent,

"Excuse me, miss. If you don't mind, I should like to speak with you a moment!"

Weirder than that weird weirdness was the US TJ happened to be screaming about. And who, exactly, was the US?

Actually, they were nobody. (Unless you counted the two invisible teenagers from the 23rd century who were running beside her.)

First, there was Thomas Uriah Norman Alphonso the Third. Or for those who don't enjoy spraining their tongues, Tuna. On TJ's other side ran Herby, a tall surfer dude with long blond bangs and the exact same number of brain cells as TJ had friends (after you subtract the goldfish and hamster).

The boys had traveled back in time to do a history report on TJ because, believe it or not, someday when she was through screaming her lungs out and being chased by African elephants through school cafeterias, TJ would become a great world leader.

But until then, she had other things on her mind like

"Ahhhhhhh!

Get us out of here! Get us out of here!"

"No worries, Your Dude-ness," Herby shouted. "I'll transport us home!" With that he pulled out his trusty Swiss Army Knife (sold at 23rd-century time-travel stores everywhere), opened its Transporter Beam Blade, and

chugga-chugga-chugga

BLING!

The good news was Herby transported them out of the cafeteria.

The bad news was he missed TJ's house (unless she had moved to the top of Mount Everest).

The top of Mount Everest! you say?

Yeah, that's what TJ was saying too. Only more like

"THE TOP OF MOUNT EVEREST!"

"How odd!" Tuna yelled over the howling wind.

"That we're on Mount Everest?" Herby shouted. "Or that the elephant is still behind us?"

"Actually, I'm talking about the end of the giant glacier we're approaching."

"What end?" Herby shouted. "What glacier?"

"The end we've just reached and the glacier we are now jumping

O F F F F F F ! ! !"

Wanting to be part of the conversation, TJ threw in her own comment—the always clever and very appropriate

"A H H H H H H ! ! !"

And refusing to be left out, the elephant, who was falling beside them, added,

"I

d o

b e l i e v e

t h i s

m a y

h u r t

a

b i t !"

But thanks to Herby's great thinking (and accidental good luck), he tried the Transporter Beam Blade again and

chugga-chugga-chugga

instead of hitting the ground, they

BLING!-ed

back to school and were running down the hallway toward the auditorium.

That was the good news. But as you may recall, every time TJ gets a little good news, she gets a ton of bad. In this case, it came in the form of one African elephant (whose breath had not improved) who was still running after them. And (since we're having a two-for-one special in TJ's bad luck department) there was the added problem of Hesper Breakahart, star of her own TV series on the Dizzy Channel (and the richest, most gorgeous, most spoiled 13-year-old in the entire civilized world—and maybe Texas, too). At the moment she was inside that very auditorium holding auditions for her TV show.

* * *

"Now remember, kiddies," the TV director with a bad hairpiece said to nearly a hundred girls sitting in the auditorium, "we're looking for somebody to play Hesper's younger sister. It's going to be tough. You might have to memorize lines, remember where to move, and—" he lowered his voice—"the people in wardrobe may even want you to wear glasses."

All the wannabe actresses shuddered. "Eeew ..."

"I know; I know," the director agreed. "Acting can be brutal. But it's the price one pays for stardom. Isn't that right, Ms. Breakahart?"

"That's right," Hesper said, flashing her perfect, glow-in-the-dark, bleach-toothed smile.

All the girls grinned, flashing their own perfect, glow-in-the-dark smiles. (Malibu Junior High girls have a thing about perfect, glow-in-the-dark smiles. They also have a thing about perfect skin, perfect tans, and perfect anything else their rich mommies and daddies can afford.)

The director turned to Hesper. "So, Ms. Breakahart, who would you like to audition first?"

Every little-sister hopeful's hand shot up like they all had to go to the bathroom.

"Oh! Oh! Oh!"

"Please Please! Please"

"Me! Me! Me!"

Chad Steel glanced up from the homework he was doing at the back of the auditorium. Earlier, Hesper had asked him to swing by and give her some emotional support. It seemed Hesper always needed his emotional support. And since they were supposed to be "a couple" and since Chad was the nicest guy in school, he helped her out when he could.

At the moment "helping out" meant watching Hesper audition her fellow students for a tiny part in her TV series. Lately, she'd been making so many enemies (courtesy of the New Kid) that Hesper figured this would be a great way to play kissy-kissy to everyone.

And it seemed to be working.

Even Miss Grumpaton, their fossilized English teacher, was there. "I could play her slightly older sister," she said. (I guess even old people have fantasies.)

But Mr. Beaker, the science teacher, had definitely gone too far. Honestly, who did the guy think he was fooling by wearing that wig and miniskirt?

The point is, everyone wanted to be a star. Which meant they were all slaves to Hesper Breakahart's slightest whim.

"Let's see," Hesper said, tossing her perfect blonde hair held in place by 41/2 cans of hair spray (and one full-time hairstylist). "How about ... you!"

"Me?" A shorter version of Hesper leaped to her feet. "Really? Really, really?!"

"Yes, uh ... what is your name?"

"Elizabeth."

Hesper frowned.

"You know, Elizabeth Mindlessfan. I've been your best friend since forever?"

"Oh yes, of course. Well, go up on the stage, uh ... um ..."

"Elizabeth," Elizabeth said.

"Right. Go up there and read the lines."

"Oh, goody," Elizabeth squealed as she raced to the stage and took her place. "Goody, goody, goody!"

"Are you ready?" the director asked.

"Oh yes! Absolutely, yes, yes, yes!"

"All right, then," the director said. "And ... action!"

Elizabeth looked down at the script in her hands and read, "Oh, Hesper, you're so beautiful and talented and beautiful and rich and did I mention beautiful?" (If you'd guessed Hesper helped write the script, you'd have guessed right.) "I hope that someday I'll grow up to be just as beautiful and talented and beautiful and rich and—did I mention beautiful?—as you."

"And cut!" the director shouted. "That was wonderful, babe. You're a natural."

"Really?" Elizabeth squealed in delight.

"You bet," he said. "You were magic."

"Goody, goody, goody!"

Chad looked down, shaking his head. It was amazing how crazy people got when they thought they could be on TV. He was about to return to his work when the auditorium door suddenly flew open and

"Ahhhhhhh!"

one very loud and very frightened New Kid ran in.

To be honest, Chad wasn't entirely surprised. It seemed the New Kid was always doing unusual things—which in a strange way he found kinda cute. Not that he had a thing for escaped mental patients, but ever since she moved in next door to him, there'd been something about her he found ... interesting.

And this was the perfect example. Because not only was she running down the aisle toward the front exit yelling,

"Why is he still chasing us? Why is he still chasing us?!"

but as far as Chad could tell, there was no US being chased. It was just the New Kid. But even more interesting was the fact that she was being chased down the aisle by an African elephant.

Naturally, everyone screamed and panicked. And those girls who had been raising their hands like they had to go to the bathroom? Well, this time it was for real (and it might have been too late).

Without thinking, Chad leaped to his feet and ran toward the New Kid and her peanut-eating pet. He wasn't sure why. Maybe he thought even mental patients deserved protection from runaway elephants. Whatever the reason, he'd read that the best way to handle wild animals was to stand up to them and not be afraid. This would explain his running down the aisle, waving his arms, and screaming like a madman. Either that or he'd caught whatever mental disorder the New Kid had.

Still, it did not explain why the elephant stopped, turned on its heels (or paws or whatever elephants turn on), and said in a very poor English accent, "Excuse me. You needn't be rude."

Chad's jaw dropped—either because the elephant spoke or because Chad had never been accused of being rude. (Though if he'd really wanted to be mean, he could have said something about the animal's breath.)

In any case, the elephant continued speaking.

"I merely wish to warn the young lady about the DANGERS of allowing these two invisible boys floating beside—"

He would have said more, but he was interrupted by the New Kid screaming,

"Herby! Tuna! Do someth—"

And she would have said more, except it's hard saying more when you suddenly

chugga-chugga-chugga BLING!

disappear.

Instantly, everything was back to normal—well, except for those girls racing to the bathroom ... and the lingering bad breath of an African elephant who had just vanished from everyone's sight.

(Continues...)



Excerpted from Oops! by Bill Myers Copyright © 2011 by Bill Myers. Excerpted by permission of Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.. All rights reserved. No part of this excerpt may be reproduced or reprinted without permission in writing from the publisher.
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  • Posted August 26, 2014

    I found this book both hilarious and encouraging. It has a grea

    I found this book both hilarious and encouraging. It has a great message that becomes clear at the end of the book. In this one, TJ ends up accidentally being cast in a TV show... with none other than her little arch nemesis and craziness ensues (as in every book I've read so far in this unpredictable series). The book is very fast-paced, the main character is just the kind of girl I could have related to in middle and high school, and I &quot;totally dig&quot; the storyline. Definitely recommend... and I'm a very picky mom when it comes to what I allow my kids to read. However, YOU know your kid. Read the book first (it takes about an hour) and then decide if it's right for them.

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  • Posted August 11, 2014

    Once again Tuna and Herby, tow 23rd century time travelers bumbl

    Once again Tuna and Herby, tow 23rd century time travelers bumble around, creating havoc wherever they and TJ go. Talking elephants, super large babies, cat/birds, flying pizzas and more in this book! But the real heart of the book comes when TJ says, “I also learned to always try to think best about others because… God created everyone…and everyone deserves to be loved”. Crazy, zany book for preteens!

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  • Posted August 8, 2014

    Oops! is the first book I have read of the TJ and Time Stumblers

    Oops! is the first book I have read of the TJ and Time Stumblers. I have to say it is quite interesting. I had a hard time following at first, but once I caught on, it was funny. TJ learns a great lesson of that everyone is different and God loves everyone.
    4 1/2 stars.

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  • Posted July 30, 2014

    The time travelers stumble from one adventure to another, from b

    The time travelers stumble from one adventure to another, from being chased down the aisle of the theater by an elephant to playing basketball to morphing into a goldfish. They have a thought producing pen that broadcasts people’s thoughts. There were those who talked too much, who thought only about themselves, or whose thoughts turned into reality. Weird things happened. It was not only funny, but it teaches a great lesson in dealing with others.

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  • Posted July 14, 2014

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    Once again, Bill Myers has crafted a humorous tale with a moral

    Once again, Bill Myers has crafted a humorous tale with a moral message: if you can't say something nice, keep the Acme Thought Broadcasting Pen far, far away! Seems Tuna and Herby and their gadgets from the 23rd century are creating more chaos for TJ. Somehow she ends up winning a part on Hesper Breakaheart's television show.
    Yes, you read that right...her last name is Breakaheart. But no worries! The P.E. coach is Steroidson, Tuna and Herby have a nemesis named Bruce Bruiseabone....practically every character has a strange last name.
    With the exception of TJ's major crush, Chad Steel.

    So, can TJ learn to curb her thoughts? Can she figure out a way to only think well of others? And how much more trouble can Tuna and Herby cause her? This is only book three, so I have a feeling lots more chaos is headed TJ's way. If your kids love goofiness, this is the series for them. Me, I like my stories a little less goofy. But I love Bill Myers writing, so what's a girl to do?

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  • Posted June 2, 2014

    OOPS! is another wacky instalment in the TJ and the Time Stumble

    OOPS! is another wacky instalment in the TJ and the Time Stumblers series by Bill Myers. What would happen if your thoughts became reality? I mean literally. Well TJ is about to find out when the Time Stumblers thought broadcaster goes a little haywire and her thoughts become real life. She learns a valuable lesson in controlling her thoughts and what she says about people. This is a great lesson in remembering that we are all God's creation and deserve to be loved and that usually the mean kids are the ones who are the most insecure and need friends. Once again, I'm not super impressed with these books but if you are looking for some light hearted fiction that teaches good values for your middle schooler then they would be great.

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    Posted January 29, 2014

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  • Posted August 28, 2013

    This is the third book in T.J. and the Time Stumblers. T.J. st

    This is the third book in T.J. and the Time Stumblers. T.J. still has Herby and Tuna hanging around and making her life interesting and helping her learn that she not only needs to be careful with her words, she also needs to be careful with her thoughts. While the book might seem a little odd to an adult while reading it will be perfect for an older child.

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  • Posted August 8, 2013

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    Oops!, by Bill Myers, is book #3 in the TJ and the Time Stumbler

    Oops!, by Bill Myers, is book #3 in the TJ and the Time Stumblers 6 book series. Once again, TJ and her friends, Tuna and Herby, delve into chaotic times. The story is so creative, over the top and silly. The fonts (some large – to emphasize emotion) are fun and make this series unique.

    The lesson taught in this tale (there is a moral to each book) is to watch your tongue. It’s easy to slip into negativity, and it can be hurtful to others when you say not-so-nice-things about them. If you think nice things, that’s what will come out of you. (Matthew 15:18, “But those things which proceed out of the mouth come forth from the heart; and they defile the man.”)

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  • Posted August 8, 2013

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    (To begin, let me say that I'm over a decade out of the target a

    (To begin, let me say that I'm over a decade out of the target audience age range, so that definitely affects my opinion of the book.) 

    &quot;Oops!&quot; is the third book in a &quot;juvenile&quot; series about a modern-day junior-high student, T.J., and her from-the-future pals, Herby and Tuna. This book chronicles her adventures over the course of a crazy, action-packed week as she deals with one catastrophe after another resulting from the chaos of having two 23rd century companions and all of their sci-fi gadgets. A lot of the craziness in &quot;Oops!&quot; results from a futuristic invention that makes thoughts audible, which is obviously disastrous, if not as funny as the author intended. I found it a little obnoxious, but again, I'm an older reader than the author intends. ;-) Like the other books in the series, the author uses font size and shape changes along with written sound effects to bring the story to life, which is amusing. 

    &quot;Oops!&quot; teaches the importance of not only being careful of what we say, but also of what we think, a great Biblical truth, as Matthew 12:34 says, &quot;For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.&quot; Definitely a great lesson for readers of all ages, but how great to learn it while still young? However, I did not appreciate the plethora of boyfriend/girlfriend stuff and some of the &quot;he's hot&quot; or &quot;she's a babe&quot; lingo in the book especially since the main characters are like 12 and 13. So, for that reason I'm going back to down to 3 stars for this book (I gave the previous one in the series 4).

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    Posted July 30, 2013

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  • Posted July 27, 2013

    TJ is still dealing with the 2 guys from the 23rd century. They

    TJ is still dealing with the 2 guys from the 23rd century. They continue to make a mess of things. After several mishaps, TJ learns that she should not say mean things about others, even if she doesn't like them.

    I thought this book was good, and just as silly as the previous books in the series. A good lesson about kindness was taught in the story.

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  • Posted July 16, 2013

    Over the top This book is so over the top - beyond what happene

    Over the top

    This book is so over the top - beyond what happened previously. Not that the book doesn't make good points about valuable lessons, but maybe it would be good for TJ to have to live with the consequences of her actions instead of getting a do-over thanks to 23rd century technology. Of course, that would make for a really awkward life, in this instance.

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