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Our Lady of Immaculate Deception (Roxy Abruzzo Series #1)
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Our Lady of Immaculate Deception (Roxy Abruzzo Series #1)

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by Nancy Martin

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Big truck, big dog, big hair. Bad attitude.

Roxy Abruzzo, bestseller Nancy Martin’s latest creation, is a loud-mouthed, sexy, independent-minded niece of a Pittsburgh Mafia boss trying to go (mostly) straight. She’d like to stay completely out of her uncle Carmine’s shady business dealings, though he's trying to reel her in. She'd like to


Big truck, big dog, big hair. Bad attitude.

Roxy Abruzzo, bestseller Nancy Martin’s latest creation, is a loud-mouthed, sexy, independent-minded niece of a Pittsburgh Mafia boss trying to go (mostly) straight. She’d like to stay completely out of her uncle Carmine’s shady business dealings, though he's trying to reel her in. She'd like to concentrate on the architectural salvage business she runs mostly on the up and up for a tidy profit. She'd like to keep her rebellious teenage daughter on the straight and narrow. But Roxy knows where all the good intentions in the world usually lead, and when she can’t help herself from tucking away an ancient Greek statue that's not really hers, she pays for it by getting caught up in the chaos surrounding the sordid murder of the statue’s former owner, heir to a billion-dollar Pittsburgh steel fortune.

Of course, she has plenty of help getting in and out of trouble, including her sidekick “Nooch” Santonucci, too dumb to say no to whatever Roxy wants to do and strong enough to do it; her widowed aunt Loretta, a lawyer whose big hair and short skirts are as big a help to her in court as her brains; and Patrick Flynn, ex-marine, professional chef, and former high school flame, fresh from Afghanistan to torture Roxy, just like old times.

With her wicked sense of humor and a devilishly clever new series premise, author of the beloved Blackbird Sisters mysteries Nancy Martin has crafted another mystery destined to be a besteller.

Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly
In this stellar first in a new series, Martin (Murder Melts in Your Mouth and six other Blackbird Sisters mysteries) introduces Roxy Abruzzo, ultra-sexy Pittsburgh sleuth and owner of Bada Bling Architectural Salvage, as well as Roxy's lovable assistant, Nooch Santonucci, and pit bull, Rooney. A tough girl like Evanovich's Stephanie Plum, if with an edgier vibe, Roxy has an uncle who's a local Mafia don, but she answers to no one but herself and maybe Sage, her 16-year-old daughter from a teen liaison with chef Patrick Flynn. Roxy gets into trouble after the fatal shooting of wealthy philanderer Julius Hyde and the torching of the country estate of Hyde's 92-year-old mother, who worries about her missing ancient Greek garden statue. Did her irascible daughter-in-law take it, or another family member? Nope, Roxy did. Roxy's efforts to salvage the statue lead to a wild cat-and-mouse game with a killer that will leave Martin's fans clamoring for more. Author tour. (Mar.)
Library Journal
Concealing a stolen 7' nude marble Achilles statue is just the beginning for street-smart Roxy Abruzzo, who works in "architectural salvage" and sometimes moonlights for her Uncle Carmine, a Pittsburgh crime ringleader. Roxy's split-second decision to pilfer the antique Grecian statue during a routine salvage job ensnares her in a web of murderous deceit and wealthy family squabbles. Her penchant for one-night stands, breaking laws, and associating with unsavory types is somewhat tempered by her desire to rescue lost causes. When not dodging bullets, Roxy is driving her monster truck with slobbering pit-bull Rooney, running interference for simple-minded thug sidekick Nooch, keeping tabs on teen daughter Sage, and trying to make a few bucks. VERDICT This new series by the author of the best-selling "Blackbird Sisters Mysteries" introduces a tough-as-nails heroine evocative of Lisa Scottoline's protagonists and launches colorful characters akin to those of Janet Evanovich. A clever and naughty mystery. [See Prepub Mystery, LJ 11/1/09.]—Mary Todd Chesnut, Northern Kentucky Univ. Lib., Highland Heights
Kirkus Reviews
Her architectural-salvage business involves Roxy Abruzzo in a number of exciting finds, including an unexpected case of murder. The burned-out mansion of Pittsburgh millionaire Julius Hyde is the latest stop on Roxy's list of salvage jobs. She and her hefty but none-too-bright assistant Nooch run into Julius, but he leaves before Roxy helps herself to what appears to be a valuable marble statue in order to help out at home. Roxy, who had a rough childhood and got pregnant at 17, relies on a lawyer aunt to help her raise bright, beautiful and possibly pregnant daughter Sage, whose father Flynn is now the chef at one of Pittsburgh's finest restaurants. Finding money for school fees without relying on Flynn or her Mafia-connected family has gotten so difficult that the valuable statue proves an irresistible temptation, but perhaps a perilous one as well. When someone murders Julius after Roxy leaves the site, she's in a fix. Her free-and-easy lifestyle, which has already led to sex with another Hyde brother, now pairs her with Henry Paxton, the family's lawyer, who's not above fiddling with the will of matriarch Dorothy Hyde as she slips in and out of comas. With all that money up for grabs, Roxy's quest to discover who killed Julius puts her in grave danger. Martin's change of sleuths from wishy-washy Philadelphia socialite Nora Blackbird (Murder Melts in Your Mouth, 2008, etc.) to gritty Pittsburgh tough gal Roxy is a definite improvement.
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"White gives distinctive vocal characterizations to the well-drawn characters.... Her narration captures the irony and wit of the zany characters and their sometimes-wicked repartee." ---AudioFile

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Roxy Abruzzo Series , #1
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The only witness to the arson was a one-armed marble statue of a naked man with ivy growing where his fig leaf should have been.

Julius Hyde, the sixty-something heir to a massive Pittsburgh steel fortune, had been pouring oysters down the throat of his twenty-year-old manicurist when his wife came home unexpectedly from an Arizona spa. Seeing her husband attend to his pubescent mistress while blowing cigar smoke all over the silk Scalamandré draperies pushed Mrs. Hyde to the brink of insanity. So said the newspapers.

But it was the sight of the couple’s Great Dane, Samson, wantonly sprawled beneath the table so the manicurist could rub his belly with her bare toes that truly pushed Mrs. Hyde over the edge.

She set fire to the house using a Bic lighter and an airline bottle of cognac.

The house and contents were insured for eighty-five million dollars.

Weeks later, when the police and insurance company gave up their investigation and the Channel 4 helicopter quit hovering over the estate, the neighbors began to complain that the burned-out house was a safety hazard.

That’s when the scavengers showed up.

On the evening of October 13, Roxy Abruzzo drove the Monster Truck between the stone gates of the Hyde estate, downshifting and roaring up the cobblestone driveway to the remains of the Norman-style mansion.

What had once looked like a grand French castle was now little more than a ruined hulk. Tattered streams of yellow caution tape left by the fire department fluttered from the shell like the forgotten decorations of a frat party busted by the cops. A blackened swag of wisteria hung from the portico’s crumbled stone arch.

In a city full of grand houses built by millionaire industrialists, this one had been spectacular in its day. Now, it was sad to see it looking so forlorn.

“On the other hand,” Roxy said aloud, “somebody ought to make a buck out of this.”

Happily, she drove under the portico to the back of the house.

Beside the garage, sitting on the dented remains of an overturned washing machine, was her right-hand man, “Nooch” Santonucci. On his lap, he protectively clutched the Dunkin’ Donuts box she’d given him that morning. The box was empty. He was licking the last memory of frosting from his thumb.

Nooch had weighed three hundred pounds back when he played defensive tackle in high school, and he’d gained another fifty since then—all muscle, no additional brain cells. Now he could bench-press a beer truck although he likely couldn’t read the words painted on it—both qualities that made Nooch the ideal employee for Roxy. All by himself he could carry a marble mantelpiece out of an old house, but ten minutes later he’d forget where he’d put it.

Which was useful.

“Where you been?” he asked before she shut off the engine. “I been waiting an hour.”

“Easy, big guy. I stopped to pick up some dinner.”

Nooch sat up like a hungry bear catching wind of a picnic basket. “From the restaurant?”

Roxy waved a foil packet out the truck window. “Flynn put out rigs and pigs for the staff meal. He sent some just for you. Look, I even brought you a fork.”

Truth be told, Roxy was so broke she had resorted to pilfering a hearty portion of rigatoni and sausage from the steam table where the kitchen staff at Rizza’s ate before their evening shift. Flynn, the upscale restaurant’s chef, had appeared out of nowhere and caught her slipping out the back door.

“Are you stealing food again?” he had demanded, grabbing the hood of her sweatshirt like he was pulling a troublesome puppy out of mischief. “Damn it, Roxy, you’ve been busting my balls since high school. What am I going to have to do? Beat your butt?”

“Kinky,” she’d said, knowing leftovers would be going to the homeless shelter in a couple hours, anyway. “But I don’t have that kind of time right now, sorry.” She wriggled out of her top layer of sweatshirts and escaped.

Nooch noticed her wardrobe change. “Where’s your shirt? Were you doing something with Flynn you shouldn’t be?” His big ears turned pink at the possibilities. “I wish you two’d just get married,” he said, “now that he’s back in town.”

“You gotta be kidding. Patrick Flynn is the last—Oh, the hell with it. Why am I arguing with you?”

“And you said you’d stop cussing,” Nooch said. “So stop.”

Beside her in the truck, Roxy’s brindle pit bull, Rooney, perched on the passenger seat with his forepaws braced on the dashboard. Rendered blind in one eye long before Roxy rescued him from the pound, Rooney often missed easy targets. But he must have caught a note of Nooch’s voice, because the dog suddenly gave a strangled howl before launching into hysterical barks. His slaver spattered the windshield.

Roxy grabbed his collar and hauled the dog off the dashboard. “Save your energy, fella. By now you know Nooch doesn’t taste so good.”

Rooney swung his big head around to lap her hand lovingly.

Giving Rooney a final pat, Roxy rolled up her window to about four inches and climbed out of the truck. She grabbed a pry bar from under the seat and slammed the door shut before the dog could scramble out. She put the takeout container on the hood of the truck.

“Can’t I have it now?” Nooch asked, crestfallen.

“After,” she said. “We’ve got work to do.”

“It’s all done! See?”

“You’re not finished till I say you’re finished.”

“All right, all right.” Nooch got to his feet. “Look,” he said, continuing the conversation they’d broken off many hours ago. “I been thinking about what you said. About how I should get some character witnesses for my probation hearing.”

“You can’t ask your grandmothers. They don’t count.”

“I don’t think either one’d have anything nice to say anyways. But Father Mike might.”

Nooch didn’t often get ideas all by himself. But she said, “Father Mike’s not a good choice. He’s not a priest anymore, for one thing.” Roxy hated to dislodge Nooch’s good opinion of his former boxing coach. “Besides, he’s your cousin somehow, right? You need somebody who’s not related to you. Also who isn’t a felon, doesn’t carry a gun, and doesn’t work for my uncle Carmine.”

Nooch frowned. “That’s just about everybody I know.”

“Present company excepted.”

“Huh?” His favorite word.

“Never mind. We just have to expand your circle of friends.”

He scrunched his meaty face in confusion. “How we gonna expand in a week?”

Getting Nooch off probation was one of Roxy’s priorities at the moment. For ten years, since the day he’d beaten Eugene Poskovich to a bloody pulp, Nooch had stuck to the letter of the law—including no associating with known criminals, which was harder in their neighborhood than others. And Nooch had kept a steady job, because Roxy hired him to keep the big oaf out of trouble. She’d pretty much stayed out of trouble herself on his behalf, too. But life was complicated and temptations popped up every day. Getting Nooch off probation would make a hell of lot of things easier for both of them.

Roxy pointed the pry bar at his misshapen nose. “You been behaving yourself for ten years now, right?”

“I guess so.” He must have thought of another small incident they’d managed to keep quiet, because he added, “Nobody really needs a spleen.”

“Right. Well, what matters is you’ve done what the judge told you to do. So now you’re due. Lemme take care of this hearing, okay?”

“But what about character witnesses?”

Sometimes there was no arguing with Nooch. He was an adult in most respects, except maybe his IQ, which was part of the reason the judge had ordered the long probation. But he could recite every word of the Lord of the Rings movies, so Roxy knew he was smart enough to get along in the world. He collected Spiderman comics the way other men kept porn, so he was harmless. No real threat to society. Though he could be relentlessly exasperating.

Roxy said, “I’ll take care of the character witnesses.”

Nooch’s expression went from misery to relief in a heartbeat. “Thanks, Rox.”

Roxy took a quick inventory of the day’s haul. Lined up in front of the garage leaned a pewter chandelier and the two halves of a soapstone fireplace decorated with twin griffins. About a hundred spindles from the main staircase sat in tidy piles, tied with twine.

“See? I got it all done,” Nooch said.

The trick to successfully scavenging architectural remnants was to let Nooch do the heavy lifting while she stayed on the move. Roxy best spent her time poking into decrepit houses, befriending little old ladies and lonely old men. She had a list of demolition guys she called every week and a network of antique pickers who kept her in the loop. Over the years, she’d learned to drop her pride around know-it-all yuppies who wanted to get rid of the junk that cluttered up the homes they planned to renovate into Architectural Digest splendor. Acquiring the good stuff and selling it off before somebody with better judgment stepped in to screw up the deal—that was Roxy’s gift. Lately, though, she’d been a little down on her luck.

“Ready to go now?” Nooch asked. “I’m hungry.”

She’d been looking up at the ruined house speculatively. “Let’s take one last look around.”


“Why not? Tomorrow they’re going to blow this place up. Let’s see if somebody forgot anything.”

“I hate it when you get this way.”

“What way?”


“You want a paycheck this week or not?” Roxy could barely afford gasoline for the Monster Truck, let alone Nooch’s pathetic take-home pay. They needed one more score. “C’mon.”

Grumbling, he followed her around the house, past a parking area that was jammed with expensive cars.

Roxy took a look at the lineup. “What is this? The Mercedes dealership needs some extra storage?”

“Must be a convention,” Nooch said, coming up with a line he’d heard before.

One car sported a vanity plate that read, BOOM. Probably the property of the demolition team, Roxy decided. And the demo business must be good if the owner could buy himself a new Mercedes.

She jogged up the back steps of the burned-out house. Nooch tagged along like an obedient dog. Inside the kitchen, they greeted a pair of surly dimwits who paused in their labor to remove a six-burner Aga stove. The Delaney brothers, who sometimes did a little dirty work for Roxy’s uncle Carmine. If Roxy’s moral compass occasionally pointed slightly in the wrong direction, these two had broken the needle. The aroma of marijuana clung to them in an almost visible smog.

The younger Delaney had his hair cut in a mullet and a herpes sore on his lip. He took one look at Roxy and joked, “Didn’t I see you wrapped around a pole at the Pink Pony on Friday night?”

“Hey,” Nooch said. “Don’t talk like that.”

“Yeah, very funny,” Roxy added. “I should knock your teeth out, but you don’t have any to spare.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

“Zip it, Jimmy.” Vincent, the more sourpuss Delaney—and the one who didn’t wear his glasses—must have decided Roxy was a security employee, because he pulled his salvage authorization paper from a hip pocket and handed it over to her.

She took a look—it never hurt to let people think she was someone to fear. The paper looked like the same one she had in her own pocket—signed by the honcho handling the disbursement of anything salvageable from the house. Handing it back, Roxy said, “What else have you lifted out of this place, Vincent? Besides what’s on your list?”

“Nuthin’, I swear.”

Roxy cocked an eyebrow. “You sure? I’ve got a sick grandmother who says otherwise.”

He understood the sick-grandmother code and dug a twenty out of his pocket. “That’s all I got on me. We got some of the copper last week—a few downspouts, that’s all. Somebody else got the rest of it, though. You know how sneaky the druggies can be.”

The younger Delaney had chosen that moment to light up the remains of a smelly joint, but he dropped it and tried to snatch back the twenty. “Hey, that’s Roxy Abruzzo, dude, not the city code guy. What the hell are you doing?”

With a smile for both of them, Roxy pocketed the bribe. “I won’t tell a soul about the pipes. They’re yours as far as I’m concerned.”


“You’re a discerning judge of character, Jimmy. Look, if you two losers want to get out of here alive, you better hurry up with that stove. The demolition guys are supposed to blow this place up tomorrow. They’re planting charges right now.”

Jimmy responded to Roxy’s show of concern for her fellow man with a one-fingered salute.

She laughed and left the Delaneys to their herbal refreshment. With their twenty bucks in her pocket for some gasoline and maybe a pitcher of beer later, she climbed over the rubble in the doorway and headed into the formal rooms of the ruined house.

In the foyer, the wooden floors were warped from a zillion gallons of water pumped in by the fire department. Likewise, the horsehair plaster had cracked and crashed down from the walls. Crunching it underfoot, Roxy led Nooch past the skeleton of the main staircase. Once the grand stairs had wound upward to the upper floors with a handsome chandelier lighting the woodwork, but now, evening sunlight slanted down from the open sky above. A blue jay swooped through the foyer.

Upstairs, they could hear voices calling back and forth—probably the demolition team figuring where to plant their charges. One of them revved up a power saw. Roxy decided to skip meeting them. Guys with dynamite always had a weird sense of humor.

The billiards room was a disaster site—nothing left except the cracked remains of the slate of the pool table.

The long dining room had two pairs of French doors at one end. Both hung off their hinges, not worth saving. The parquet floor was in bad shape—also from the fire hoses. Somebody had ripped out the coffered ceiling before Roxy had a chance to bid on the job, which was too bad. She’d been lucky to get the soapstone fireplace, though. Chances were she could sell it for a tidy sum to a developer building McMansions in the suburbs.

Nooch stopped in the doorway of the dining room and blinked up at the remaining plaster squares of the ceiling. Painted cherubs floated there, trailing garlands of flowers.

Nooch sighed. “It sure is pretty.”

There was no sense agonizing over the painting—done by Joseph Laurencia at the turn of the century, if Roxy was any judge. Lots of these old mansions were decorated with fancy murals that would crumble when the house fell down, so she considered them a waste of paint.

She hefted her pry bar, itchy to find one last thing of value. “Very nice. But we can’t scrape it off the ceiling, so I’m not going to lose any sleep over it. Let’s have a look outside.”


“Just come on, will you?”

Roxy headed across the dining room floor, then pushed through the broken French doors to the terrace.

A broken patio table with a set of wrought-iron chairs stood on the flagstones. The scorched remains of the garden curved away from the house, and a line of tree skeletons framed the swimming pool. The water in the pool was green already, and some blackened leaves floated on the surface in a skim of greasy soot.

Pissing into the pool was Julius Hyde himself, the man of the ruined house. At Roxy’s approach, the billionaire turned his head and grinned around the stub of a cigar.

She said, “You’ve still got a pretty good arc, Julius. Impressive for a man your age.”

“Roxy Abruzzo. Still a wiseass.” He took his time tucking himself back into his trousers. “Who are you trying to hoodwink today?”

“Not you, that’s for sure.”

“Don’t lie to me, girl. I know a con artist when I see one.” He zipped up. “Still shooting pool for lunch money? And reading all those library books?”


Excerpted from Our Lady of Immaculate Deception by Nancy Martin.

Copyright  2010 by Nancy Martin.

Published in March 2010 by St. Martin’s Press.

All rights reserved. This work is protected under copyright laws and reproduction is strictly prohibited. Permission to reproduce the material in any manner or medium must be secured from the Publisher.

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"White gives distinctive vocal characterizations to the well-drawn characters.... Her narration captures the irony and wit of the zany characters and their sometimes-wicked repartee." —-AudioFile

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Winner of the 2009 Lifetime Achievement Award for Mystery Writing from Romantic Times magazine, Nancy Martin is the bestselling author of almost fifty novels, including the Blackbird Sisters mystery series.

Karen White has been narrating audiobooks since 1999, with more than two hundred to her credit. Honored to be included in AudioFile's Best Voices and Speaking of Audiobooks's Best Romance Audio 2012 and 2013, she is also an Audie Award finalist and has earned multiple AudioFile Earphones Awards.

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Our Lady of Immaculate Deception 3.5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 14 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I got to page 92 and quit. There is nothing loveable about the main character. I couldn't connect with her, or bring myself to care about her activities, thoughts or feelings. I LOVE the Blackbird mysteries, and I waited anxiously for this release, but I was very disappointed. If you absolutely have to try it, start at the library. You'll be glad you saved your money.
Debby More than 1 year ago
I will admit straight out that Nancy Martin has been a favorite of mine ever since I was introduced to her and The Blackbird Sister's Mysteries books. So when I heard that she would be starting a new series, I will admit to some trepidation.will I understand her characters? Will they strike a chord with me? Heck, will it leave me wanting more??? Oh yes, indeed! It must have been good... I just read it in less than 24 hours!!? Holy moly. It is a major departure from her Blackbird Sisters Mysteries, but well worth it. Roxy is definitely not prim and proper, and has some major issues. But heck, who doesn't??? Loved it!!! I can hardly wait for the next in this new series!
harstan More than 1 year ago
In Pittsburgh, Roxy Abruzzo tries to keep her Bada Bling Architectural Salvage business clean although her Uncle Carmine the Mafia boss tries sending her work. Roxy feels strongly about staying legal in spite of Uncle Carmine's efforts because she feels she must set an example for her sixteen year old daughter Sage; who is the result of a teen fling she had with Chef Patrick Flynn, just back from a Middle East deployment and wanting to deploy a second time with his former high school girlfriend. However, Roxy is unable to resist stealing an ancient Greek statue that belongs to wealthy womanizing Julius Hyde. Her assistant "Nooch" Santonucci does whatever she wants and easily hoists the garden statue. Soon after her heist someone murders Jules and burns down the estate of his nonagenarian mom, who is more fretful that her prized possession, an ancient Greek statue is missing, rather than her son's death or the arson. With the Blackbird Sisters taking a breather, Nancy Martin introduces her fans to a steel tough single mom trying not to join the family business though thievery runs in her DNA. Roxy holds the story line together especially after she purloins the statue. Filled with dark humor, Ms. Martin's fans will enjoy the Stealer escapades of a woman who straddles the line between a touch of piracy and a role model citizen as one tiny caper proves to the heroine that crime doesn't pay (sometimes). Harriet Klausner
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RitzyDi More than 1 year ago
OK, if you like the TV show Amazing Grace, you'll probably love this series. It certainly has certain sexual qualities that mimic Grace, and it lacks an easy story line with a string of characters that might need a score card to track. I feel sorry for Roxie's daughter and for Roxie, they have many unresolved issues that will need a bonafide psychologist to work through. Sorry, this is far removed from the Blackbird sisters, fans beware. You'll be sorely disappointed in Nancy Martins' newest book, I was. Maybe she'll surface through this mire of new characters and come out with a great sequel to the Blackbird series but so far, it misses the mark by a mile.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Roxy Abruzzo is not as lovable a character as Nora Blackbird, but this book is a good, fun, lighthearted read. I do hope that Ms. Martin will return to Nora as well as Roxy. Her characters are colorful and delightful and I always look forward to her next book.
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Borc013 More than 1 year ago
Really fun story about the Abruzzo family. Not as romantic as Blackbird Sisters, but Roxy is a bit more rowdy. Made me reminisce for Michael. Good read!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Hope Ms. Martin goes back to the Blackbird sisters. Roxy was a slutty woman, not a hero!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Synopsis looked good, but found the book just ok. Would much rather have enjoyed Janet Evanovich and Stephanie Plum.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book is not anywhere near the authors abilities. The plot is thin and the main character,Roxy, is not well rounded. The entire book leaves a lot to be desired. All in all, Nancy Martin should stick with the Blackbird sisters. They are a lot more fun.
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