The Outhouse Reader

The Outhouse Reader

by Texas Bix Bender, Roy English
     
 

OUTHOUSE READER

THE OUTHOUSE READER IS THE PERFECT COMPANION for everyone who makes a pit stop at the little wood shack out back! Just don't get caught with your pants down!

FROM SOULFUL LIFE WISDOM:

"Oh, what tangled webs we weave when first we practice to believe."

"Most things get better. In fact, most things get better by the next morning."

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OUTHOUSE READER

THE OUTHOUSE READER IS THE PERFECT COMPANION for everyone who makes a pit stop at the little wood shack out back! Just don't get caught with your pants down!

FROM SOULFUL LIFE WISDOM:

"Oh, what tangled webs we weave when first we practice to believe."

"Most things get better. In fact, most things get better by the next morning."

"A true friend, if he can't get you out of jail, will get in there with you."

TO DROP-AND-RUN HUMOR:
"It's easy to win at Solitaire, just shoot all the witnesses."

"A cow that won't give milk is called a hamburger."

Editorial Reviews

Midwest Book Review

"'The Outhouse Reader' is packed with quips and advice for everything from raising kids to romance, and offers an entertaining light read for anyone with limited attention span, time, and a taste for trivia. Humor abounds in these one-liners of wisdom."

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781423604686
Publisher:
Smith, Gibbs Publisher
Publication date:
12/18/2008
Pages:
272
Product dimensions:
4.06(w) x 5.82(h) x 0.65(d)
Age Range:
18 Years

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As you read this, you are as one with the universe, because, rich or poor, powerful or weak, doctor or lawyer, or even president of the free world, everyone comes to this place to do the same thing that you do when you're here-read a good book

Meet the Author

Texas Bix Bender is the author of eighteen books, including the best-selling Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On series. He has written for television and radio shows, including Hee Haw, the Nashville Network's Tumbleweed Theater, and Riders Radio Theater. He lives in Nashville, Tennessee.

Roy English is the author of When I am an Old Coot. In his former lives, he was a state legislator and a judge. He lives in Texas.

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