Parallel Play

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She’s still not quite sure how it happened. The biological part is fairly straightforward. It’s the wife-and-mother part that Eve can’t wrap her head around. Much to her surprise, Eve finds herself living in Brooklyn, married to a doctor named Harvey, and toting a young infant named Ann. How did she get here? And where is that maternal instinct that was supposed to have kicked in by now?

From winter afternoons spent freezing at the Tot Spot to playgroups where she inadvertently ...

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Overview

She’s still not quite sure how it happened. The biological part is fairly straightforward. It’s the wife-and-mother part that Eve can’t wrap her head around. Much to her surprise, Eve finds herself living in Brooklyn, married to a doctor named Harvey, and toting a young infant named Ann. How did she get here? And where is that maternal instinct that was supposed to have kicked in by now?

From winter afternoons spent freezing at the Tot Spot to playgroups where she inadvertently tells the other mothers that Ann was an accident, Eve struggles to embrace motherhood and the yuppie accoutrements of her new life. It doesn’t help that her even-keeled husband spends long days working at the hospital, or that her own childhood in a religious cult was–by most people’s estimates–extremely odd. And when her ex-boyfriend (her gorgeous, toned, aloof ex-boyfriend) Mark reappears, Eve is thrown for a loop. Torn between the free-spirited Manhattanite she once was and the Snugli-wearing, baby-hoisting, stay-at-home body she now finds herself inhabiting, Eve realizes she must choose between the past and the present, lust and love, childhood and adulthood.

“What’s sly, fine and real here is the way Rayfiel finally insinuates Baby into Eve’s slow-melting heart to form a bio-bond that becomes wondrously tight. Smart, dark, daring fare.”
Kirkus Reviews

“It’s high time we got a novel such as Parallel Play–one that portrays a young mother as neither the Virgin Mary nor as Mommie Dearest. Eve is fumbling, flawed, funny, and——above all–utterly human. Tom Rayfiel has dared to tell it like it is in this triumphant novel.”
–Binnie Kirshenbaum, author of An Almost Perfect Moment 

“Wonderfully dreamlike and sharply, hilariously satirical . . . a truly remarkable and original creation.”
–Dan Chaon, author of You Remind Me of Me

“If Thomas Pynchon had suffered postpartum depression, he might have written a novel like Parallel Play. As Eve wanders through the first months of motherhood, her observations are hilarious, eerie, and unforgettable. This is a must-read for lovers of smart fiction and flummoxed mothers.”–Amanda Eyre Ward, author of How to Be Lost

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Tom Rayfiel's Parallel Play, the final installment of his wonderful Eve trilogy about a girl who breaks away from a strict religious sect (Colony Girl) and moves to New York (Eve in the City), veers into territory where few male writers dare to tread. His heroine, Eve, begins her story at the place many chick-lit novels end. She's walked on the wild side, has had her heart broken, has landed with a supportive man (a doctor, no less!), and now, at the book's opening, has just had a baby. And she is not a happy camper.

Rayfiel doesn't sugarcoat motherhood. Eve is a wreck, Fatigued and frustrated, she sits at the playground in Park Slope, Brooklyn, with her baby, Ann, forcing herself to write in a journal to fend off the perfectly perky moms she detests. She has no time, no energy, no vision of herself, no self-confidence, and no sex with her husband. When an old boyfriend surfaces, she soon discovers that he and his wife take a strange interest in her that may or may not be sexual. Adding to the marital intrigue, Eve spots her husband kissing their pediatrician goodbye. Throw in a day trip to a local bar with her baby monitor in hand, a campy film director who rekindles Eve's interest in making clothes, and a friend's custody battle -- and you have plenty of fodder for Rayfiel's comic eye and plenty of obstacles for Eve as she once again struggles to come of age. It's a battle filled with Eve's lovably painful awkwardness, as well as despair and laughter. But what else would you expect from a brave and honest novel about motherhood? Seth Kaufman

Publishers Weekly
Continuing the story of Eve (Colony Girl; Eve in the City), Rayfiel's fourth novel is a dark, hit-and-miss snapshot of young motherhood. Eve, now 27, is overwhelmed: her unexpected pregnancy resulted in marriage to older doctor Harvey Gabriel and ambivalence about caring for Ann, her seven-month-old daughter. Eve is a far cry from the supermoms she encounters at the park ("Ow! You little bitch!" she snaps when Ann bites her breast), and her relationship with Harvey has cooled. The reappearance of her ex-boyfriend Mark (a contractor who is her age exactly, and who is now married to a dancer named Iolanthe) forces her to confront her feelings and her past. Rayfiel has Eve's voice down: her turmoil and what may be postpartum depression come through loud and clear, and her rehashing of her childhood at a religious colony rings true. A side plot that has Eve's closest friend, Marjorie, fleeing town with kids in tow during a nasty divorce is less convincing, but the ending has a nice (if small) twist, and Eve remains a complex character with conflicting feelings whose voice sustains the novel. (Jan. 9) Copyright 2006 Reed Business Information.
Kirkus Reviews
A third installment in the adventures of Rayfiel's sassy heroine (Colony Girl, 1999; Eve in the City, 2003): part anti-romantic comedy, part meditation on postpartum miseries and the joys of motherhood. Carol Brady she ain't. Eve thinks of her darling daughter as "this greedy sucking puking pissing shitting thing practically attached to you for the next ten years." When the suckling seven-month-old bites mom's nipple, our mod Medea manquee yells "bitch!" Remarkably, Rayfiel manages to make black sheep Eve likable. Married to mild-mensch doctor Harvey, Eve lusts after ex-squeeze Mark, a dreadlocked, pumped-pecs carpenter. She broods about no sex with Harvey (for an entire year) and about her weird girlhood as a member of a cult more fundie than Falwell. She also regrets ditching her gig as a seamstress stitching NYC fashion knock-offs. So Eve roams rebelliously: jaunts to Coney Island with Mark, on day leave from his own wife; or trips to bars, frantically checking the walkie-talkie baby monitor as Precious naps back home. The hideous discomfort of Snuglis, the horror of the "Accu-Preg Early Warning System"-no maternal humiliation is safe from Rayfiel's nonstop joking. He's also good at manic, farcical set pieces, like the overpriced anniversary dinner at which Eve accuses Harvey of having an affair with their pediatrician. What's sly, fine and real here is the way Rayfiel finally insinuates Baby into Eve's slow-melting heart to form a bio-bond that becomes wondrously tight. Smart, dark, daring fare.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780345455192
  • Publisher: Random House Publishing Group
  • Publication date: 1/9/2007
  • Pages: 272
  • Product dimensions: 5.22 (w) x 7.95 (h) x 0.59 (d)

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Chapter One

I didn’t get pregnant all at once. There were several men and several times and then one morning I woke up and said, “Oh God.” Believe me, I know that’s not how things are supposed to happen. My life had stopped obeying the Laws of Nature. I was so busy wondering if this was it. Every touch, every feeling, became a possible big moment, until I couldn’t even concentrate on enjoying myself, if that’s what I was meant to be doing. I remember thinking, There has to be more, doesn’t there? I still had a sense of future about to start, of a destiny, a calling, just for me. And then it was over, my life. I was staring at a pink dot, a period at the end of a sentence that hadn’t been written yet. Over before it had begun.

“How old is your baby?”

“Jasper is fourteen months.”

“Jasper! You’re a big boy, aren’t you, Jasper?”

We were sitting in the Tot Spot. Ann was either building a castle or digging a hole, I couldn’t tell which. She didn’t seem to know herself. The book lay open on my lap. I had brought it so no one would talk to me. I hated playground conversations. But what the other mothers said kept leaking in. I couldn’t close my ears.

“And how old is . . . is it a girl?”

“Chloe will be one in February.”

“Chloe!”

It had journal on the front and a blank page for every day of the year. At first I thought it was a novel and in a way it was. With no writing at all it was a perfect description of my life: Monday—nothing, Tuesday—nothing, Wednesday—

“Eve?”

There had to be more, didn’t there? I remembered waiting for words to appear, some explanation or congratulations or even a stupid saying like in a fortune cookie. I still had the stick somewhere: Accu-Preg Early Warning System. Maybe if I peed on it again. . . .

“Eve!”

He was standing on the other side of the fence. I had forgotten anyone existed beyond our closed-off little world. Though he’d called my name, twice, he still hesitated, not sure it was me. I don’t know why. I recognized him right away.

“Hello, Mark.”

He came closer and put his hands on the bars.

“Is that yours?”

No, I wanted to answer. I was abducted by aliens and forced to become an incubator in one of their hideous breeding experiments. Instead I just shrugged.

“Is it a boy or . . . ?”

“Girl.”

“What’s her name?”

“Ann.”

“She’s beautiful.”

“Thanks.”

“How old?”

“Seven months.”

I was surprised at how calm I sounded. I had imagined this meeting so many times, played it over in my mind, but now that it was actually happening, seeing Mark again turned out not to be such a big deal after all. Then I realized he’d asked me another question, about a minute ago.

“What?”

“I said, Who’s the lucky guy?”

“No one. I mean, his name’s Harvey. Harvey Gabriel. He’s a doctor.”

“A doctor?”

He looked the same, as if the last two and a half years hadn’t happened, which of course they hadn’t, not to him. He wasn’t handsome. That was his secret weapon. He looked so ordinary, under a tangle of silly white-boy dreadlocks. The way kids don’t have fully formed features yet, how their faces are fresh, as if some wrapper has just been pulled back, that was Mark, even though he was twenty-four. No, twenty-seven, now. My age, still.

“What are you doing here?” I asked.

“I moved. To one of those lofts near the bridge.”

Ann was licking a train that had been handled last by a child who looked like he had leprosy. I took it away from her and she began to cry.

“You mean, you live here?”

“For about a month now.”

I hauled her into my lap. She immediately started squirming around, rooting at the buttons of my coat.

“Great,” I muttered.

I could feel him watching.

“I can’t believe it’s you, Eve.”

“Me neither.”

I undid the coat and pushed up my shirt. It was cold but hadn’t snowed yet. That’s why we were all outside. Snow was going to be a death sentence.

“So what’s happening?” he went on. “What are you up to?”

“Taking care of her, mostly.”

“Does she do that a lot?”

“Do what?”

“Cry.”

“All the time.”

Her gums finally clamped down. I’d heard women say how much they loved nursing, how it made them feel “complete.” Apparently that was another gene I was born without, along with the Mindless Chatter gene, because all it did was make me feel I’d been attacked by a giant toothless rat.

“You should come see the place.” To give him credit, he wasn’t pretending not to notice, the way most men did. I kind of wished he had been. Instead, he gazed down at us, making me uncomfortable. “I have it fixed up just like before.”

We were quiet. There wasn’t much to say. There never had been. That was both the strength and weakness of our time together.

“Listen,” he began, “about what happened—”

“Ow! You little bitch!” I snapped.

He looked shocked.

I tried smiling, turning the whole thing into a joke. I just called my daughter a bitch. Ha-ha. Crazy Eve.

“Are you OK?”

“Of course I’m OK. She just bit me, that’s all.”

I changed sides.

All these irritating things about Mark were coming back, things I knew but had carefully layered over. For instance, the way he always dressed the same, as if weather didn’t affect him. He had on a tan-and-white-checked flannel shirt I remembered intimately, that I had buried my face in a hundred times, and jeans with a hole in each knee, the same wide slit, and those lace-up boots. . . . I fell into the memory, the sound of them banging over the floor of the Greene Street loft, that suction whoosh they made when he took them off. It was such a complex mix of anger and attraction. Not my type, not my type, I used to repeat, clinging to that objection, the last hope of someone about to drown in love, until it got turned upside down, into a virtue. What’s so great . . . is how he is not my type.

“I’m married too.”

“You are.” I said it as if I knew, then realized I did. He had a ring.

“No kids, though. Her name’s Iolanthe.”

“Of course.”

I knew that too, somehow. Iolanthe was the only possible name Mark’s wife could have. Mark’s wife. There were two words that didn’t go together.

“She’s a dancer.”

Now there was really nothing left to say. I almost scolded him: Here at the Tot Spot, we do not talk about marrying dancers. The fence got higher. Wind worked its way under my clothes. I was being gnawed at and frozen solid at the same time.

“You,” he said, as if he just noticed, “look fantastic.”

I hit this air pocket in my thoughts, bounced once, hard, then saw he meant Ann. He had that goofy stare people without children get.

“Can you believe this?” Marjorie called, parking her double stroller and plopping down next to me on the bench. She pretended not to notice Mark, which I didn’t believe, since she was always commenting on men, even when they were across the street. “I mean, it’s only December. So what’s new?”

“Nothing.”

. . . just exposing my breasts to an ex-lover. Ex-boyfriend? Old boyfriend?

Luckily, Ann was finished. I admired her drugged open mouth. Now she would fall asleep.

“Well, hello there.”

Marjorie was the kind of mother I wished I could be, very outrageous and bitchy but so on top of things. With men, she used this extreme form of flirtation. You could never tell if she was kidding. I assumed it was in reaction to what had happened (her husband left almost immediately after the twins were born), unless that was the way she’d always been. I wouldn’t know. I hadn’t met any mothers before they had their kid. I barely remembered myself, from back then.

“Now, do you work for the Parks Department?” she asked. “Because I have a problem with the sandbox here.”

You’re married? I joined in silently, trying to pick up a little of her aggression. Who gave you permission to get married?

“Just because it’s winter doesn’t mean the sand shouldn’t be raked on a regular basis. My little Ian found a frozen dog turd the other day.”

“Marjorie—”

“I mean what are you guys doing from nine to five?” Her eyes did this X-ray thing over his chest. “Besides lifting weights, apparently.”

“This is my friend Mark.”

“Oh!” It was all a joke, to make up for the big joke played on her. “So you’re not here to rake the sandbox? Because you look like you’d be really good at it. Maybe you’d have to take off some more of your clothes, but—”

“Mark’s a carpenter.”

“Contractor,” he corrected.

I frowned. That was new.

“What, like buildings and stuff?” Marjorie asked.

“Interior design. Private residences. I work with architects now,” he said, implying he’d moved up in the world, that I didn’t know him anymore.

Just then Alex, or maybe Ian, I could never tell them apart, woke up. While Marjorie was dealing with him, Mark leaned closer and said, “I’m sorry.”

“About what?”

“You know.”

I honestly didn’t. Then he gave me this look, as if he’d unloaded some burden by apologizing. He shivered, hugged himself, and stamped his feet. It destroyed the last of my illusions. In my mind he had stayed untouched by anything, guilt or cold or status. But now it turned out he was just like everyone else, standing there saying he was a contractor instead of a carpenter, trying to stay warm, apologizing for our past.

“So listen, if you guys were having a private conversation—”

“No!”

I blushed at the urgency in my voice, how badly I wanted him to go away. He was embarrassing.

“Hey, we should all get together,” he said. “The four of us.”

“That would be great,” I answered, with the enthusiasm of telling a pure lie. “I’ll call you.”

I’ll look you up in the yellow pages, under Asshole.

“It’s just amazing, seeing you again, Eve.”

I had so much distance on him now. I could hear how he made his voice deepen, become husky, see how, before turning, he gave a shy apologetic smile, how he shrugged as if to say he was not responsible. That was Mark. Not responsible for how he made you feel, shrugging beautiful shoulders.

Marjorie cast a lingering, unashamed gaze as he hiked up the hill into the park. His dreadlocks bounced at each step. He had a red bandanna hooked through a belt loop. It hung down and wagged.

“He’s going to run.”

I don’t know why it sounded so revealing. Just that I knew his routine.

“Poor thing.” Ian, or maybe Alex, was whimpering. She jogged him on her knee. “Is Poopsie sad because the big strong bodybuilder man went away?”

“Shut up.”

“Annie’s mommy is a wee bit cranky this afternoon.”

“I am not.”

“She’s imagining what life would be like without children.”

Marjorie was the only other mother who understood. The rest of them pretended to complain, but meanwhile they were just glowing with barely concealed pride, in—what? That’s what I always wanted to ask. In having this greedy sucking puking pissing shitting thing practically attached to you for the next ten years? “You just haven’t bonded yet.” They smiled wisely, early on, when I was still stupid enough to say what I felt. Then, after a while, they didn’t say anything. I ranted on and on into a void. Finally, by mutual agreement, we stopped sitting together. I would look for a bench at the far end of the Tot Spot, under the trees, where sand collected and mixed with acorns, blown leaves, and dirt to form a stinking mulch. That’s where Marjorie camped out with her behemoth of a stroller. She had gotten so big, just in the time since we first met, as if there needed to be more of her, to cope.

“How can he run in those shoes?”

He was on the ring road now and had broken into a trot.

“He does everything in them.”

We both stared. He moved so comfortably, a big cat, a male lion, the kind who just basks in the sun or slouches through tall grass. Being with Mark was like watching a nature film.

“Well, almost everything, right?”

I didn’t answer. He disappeared behind some trees. As soon as he was gone, I came back down to earth.

“Dammit to hell!”

That was another reaction to parenthood nobody else seemed to have, that none of the books mentioned. I swore a lot. Words came out of my mouth, sometimes ordinary cursing, other times bizarre, shocking combinations.

“What?”

“She’s wet.”

“Sure it’s not you?”

Marjorie took out a plastic bag of teething biscuits. I got down on my hands and knees. Of course I didn’t have a clean white piece of cloth, the way everyone else did so they could create a sterile operating-room-theater environment. Instead, Ann thrashed around in the sand-dirt-wood-grub mixture that people said carried West Nile virus, wailing like a police car siren while I peeled off the bloated diaper with one hand and kept her legs trussed with the other.

“Lie still,” I said patiently.

“I had a boyfriend like that once.” Marjorie broke a biscuit in half and ate it herself. “He played the drums.”

“He was not my boyfriend.”

I put a finger between Ann’s feet so her two little ankle bones wouldn’t rub together (you did so much on automatic pilot, assimilated so many details) and tried dabbing away at the raw skin. She had an endless case of diaper rash. You’d think she would have been grateful for the cold air hitting it, drying it out, but her screams only rose higher, to the treetops.

“Stop crying.” I tried to confuse her by sounding concerned when I was really just furious. I squirted medicated talc on her chubby thighs. “Wait until something bad happens before you cry.”

“Brice,” she remembered. “Isn’t that a beautiful name? Or maybe it was Tony. Anyway, he showed up when Sherman and I were on our honeymoon. That was awkward. He was the chef at a restaurant we went to. He came out of the kitchen to say hello.”

“I thought you said he played the drums.”

“He did. At night.”

Boyfriend. Ex-lover. They were such ridiculous terms. Mark wasn’t any of those. He was a whole choppy period in my life, the embodiment of all that was going on then. I didn’t blame him for what happened. I always felt I was using Mark to make myself miserable, maneuvering him into place to torture me. That’s what made me mad when he apologized, that he thought he’d had power over me.

“It just pisses me off!”

I stopped. I had forgotten what I was going to say.

“Him showing up here and acting like nothing’s changed?”

“No. It’s not about Mark. I told you, he’s not that big a deal.”

“You’re just suddenly in a bad mood for no reason?”

“Exactly.”

Concentrating, I finished changing Ann and sat back down.

We put the children side by side. Each acted like the other didn’t exist, was in another dimension or part of nature, a force that stopped a leg from moving, caused a toy to vanish. “Parallel play.” It was supposed to be good for them, although I didn’t see how. There were whole groups devoted to it, signs up on the playground’s metal gate, now that the weather was getting bad. parallel play group thursdays 9:30–11. questions? call janice.

Ann tried to sit up. She leaned forward on one hand and balanced.

“Oh, she’s tripoding,” another mother cooed, passing by.

“Mind your own cocksucking business.”

Had I really said that? I checked my lips. No. They were still pressed together, holding the words inside. But just barely.

“I remember!”

“Remember what?”

“What I was mad about.”

“Oh. Well, that’s good.”

“Look.” I showed her the journal. “Harvey gave me this.”

She fanned through the pages. I hadn’t written anything yet.

“What for?”

“I have no idea. Don’t you think that’s weird?”

“Why?”

“I mean, we’re barely speaking to each other, and his solution is to give me a blank book?”

“Harvey seems like a nice guy.”

“He is.” I made it sound like the last nail in the coffin of our marriage. “Very nice.”

“At least he’s not running around with a woman half his age who tells people she works in product branding.”

“What is that, anyway?”

“It has something to do with advertising. I think she hands out free samples. At least Sherman thought they were free. I’m sure he’s finding out differently now. No hitting, Alex.”

Marjorie’s life had been far more completely wrecked than mine. She used to be a lawyer. She didn’t seem to mind what had happened, though. I mean, she admitted what a horrible time she was having, what a rotten deal it was that Sherman had left, but she wasn’t losing it. Not like me. Maybe it helped that she was older, in her forties, and always wanted kids. Of all the regulars at the Tot Spot, we were probably at the two extremes, in terms of age.

“Are you leaving for the holidays?” she asked.

“No, I don’t think so. Why?”

“Will you water my plants? And take in the mail? It’s only for a week. We’ll be upstate with my mother.”

“Sure. No problem.”

“Are you celebrating Christmas or Hanukkah? Or both?”

“Celebrate?”

She looked at me funny, took out another teething biscuit, and picked up the book again, as if an entry might have appeared since the last time.

“I think it’s nice Harvey gave you this. You should write something in it.”

I laughed, thinking she was joking, but an hour later, alone again, found a pencil and opened the journal to the first page. I held the point right over the paper and waited for something to happen. Of course nothing did. Finally, I just made some marks, scratches, what a chimp would do or, worse, a child.

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1. What do you think Eve’s name (“No last names in the Bible,” as she explains) signifies in the context of Parallel Play?

2. Eve often seems extremely frustrated with motherhood–she even calls the infant Ann a “little bitch” in public. She can also be selfish and insensitive; her behavior after the death of Harvey’s mother is particularly unfortunate. Is Eve a sympathetic character? Does Rayfiel succeed in humanizing Eve despite all her flaws? Would Eve make a good friend? If you disliked Eve, do you feel that her faults detracted from the book’s merits?

3. Eve complains that she is a “useless” person and laments that “all [she] could do was copy” other people’s dress designs. How does this observation apply to Eve’s life in general? Is she the artist of her own life, or is she merely copying established roles and patterns? By the novel’s end, has she regained some creative control over her life?

4. Though she often seems alone in her little world, many people (Harvey, Mark, Mindy, Alison, Marjorie) reach out to Eve for her help and company, though not always with the best intentions. Is Eve lonely, or just dissatisfied?

5. How would you characterize the relationship between Eve and Harvey? What qualities that Eve possesses would attract a man of Harvey’s personality? Can you imagine Parallel Play written from Harvey’s point of view?

6. At one point in Parallel Play, Eve says of Harvey, “I loved him, by an act of will,” but a few pages later, she says this of wearing clothes that she finds on the street: “It’s about getting past the illusion of free will.” But Eve is also exploited by others in ways that she doesn’t “will,” as when the film director uses her to manipulate an actress and when Mark grooms her to bear his wife’s child. In what ways does marriage and motherhood compromise Eve’s free will?

7. Is Mark a Machiavellian character? Is his behavior toward Eve sincere or coldly calculating?

8. Can Parallel Play be accurately characterized as “chick-lit”? What do you think a male author brings to this novel’s domestic, feminine milieu?

9. If you have read the previous novels in the author’s Eve trilogy, Colony Girl and Eve in the City, what kind of profound changes–of behavior, temperament, outlook–do you think Eve shows after the events of three books? In what ways is she still the same person she was as a 15-year-old in Iowa?

10. Why do you think Rayfiel called the book Parallel Play?

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