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Paranoid's Pocket Guide
     

Paranoid's Pocket Guide

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by Cameron Tuttle, Anthony Pardines (Photographer)
 

Are you a card-carrying worrywart? Or maybe you pride yourself on being carefree? Either way, The Paranoid's Pocket Guide has something for you. Filled with all manner of knee-knocking facts, this over-the-top book is sure to give you something to worry about. It will preserve your life or scare you to death.

In addition to exploring a variety of

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Are you a card-carrying worrywart? Or maybe you pride yourself on being carefree? Either way, The Paranoid's Pocket Guide has something for you. Filled with all manner of knee-knocking facts, this over-the-top book is sure to give you something to worry about. It will preserve your life or scare you to death.

In addition to exploring a variety of worri-som topics, including At Work, Food, and Fabulous Phobias, The Paranoid's Pocket Guide contains brief Fright Bites to instill instant Fear. For example, did you know that "13% of the commercial airline pilots tested positive for alcohol or drugs while on duty"? Or that "over 30,000 people are seriously injured by exercise equipment each year"?

If you're short on time, a running list of paranoid thoughts runs across the bottom of the page, ranging from the mundane ("the bank is siphoning money from my account") to the extraordinary ("plucking nose hairs will cause a Brain aneurysm")

Regardless of which facts leave you afraid to get out of bed, this book is sure to offer "hundreds of things you never knew you had to worry about"!

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781567316445
Publisher:
MJF Books
Publication date:
04/20/2004
Pages:
143
Product dimensions:
5.04(w) x 6.36(h) x 0.59(d)

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Paranoid's Pocket Guide 3.5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 2 reviews.
Guest More than 1 year ago
This book is full of things to be paranoid about that are so out there, I was laughing out loud. The stuff in there is completely true, but I found it funny because no one would think twice about these things. It's not for the paranoid among us, because they might freak out. Basically, you need to be a non-paranoid person with a sense of humor to enjoy it. If you are, buy it for lots of giggles!!!!!
Guest More than 1 year ago
If you aren't paranoid, after reading this book, you will become so. Hysterically funny facts that make you wonder why you even get out of bed in the morning! (Or if it's even safe to go to bed!) I enjoyed it and plan on buying it for gifts to give my friends who tend to worry too much something else to worry about!