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When the dashboard clock read 2:40, Parker drove out of the drugstore parking lot and across the sunlit road to the convenience store/gas station. He stopped beside the pumps, the only car here, hit the button to pop the trunk lid, and got out of the car. A bright day in July, temperature in the low seventies, a moderate-sized town not two hundred miles from Omaha, a few shoppers driving past in both directions. A dozen blocks away, Melander and Carlson and Ross would be just entering the bank.
The car, a forgettable dark gray Honda Accord, took nine point seven two gallons of gasoline. The thin white surgical gloves he wore as he pumped the gas looked like pale skin.
When the tank was full, he screwed the gas cap back on and opened the trunk. Inside were some old rags and an empty glass one-point-seven-five-liter jug of Jim Beam bourbon. He filled the bottle with gasoline, then stuffed one of the rags into the top, lit the rag with a Zippo lighter, and heaved the bottle overhand through the plate-glass window of the convenience store. Then he got into the Honda and drove away, observing the speed limit.
2:47. Parker made the right turn onto Tulip Street. Back at the bank, Ross would be controlling the customers and employees, while Melander and Carlson loaded the black plastic trash bags with cash. Farther downtown, the local fire company would be responding to the explosion and fire with two pumpers, big red beasts pushing out of their red brick firehouse like aggravated dinosaurs.
The white Bronco was against the curb where Parker had left it, in front of a house with a For Sale sign on the lawn and all the shades drawn. Parker pulled into the driveway there, left the Honda, and walked to the Bronco. At this point, Melander and Ross would have the bags of money by the door, the civilians all facedown on the floor behind the counter, while Carlson went for their car, their very special car, just around the corner.
When there's an important fire, the fire department responds with pumpers or hook and ladders, but also responds with the captain in his own vehicle, usually a station wagon or sports utility truck, painted the same cherry red as the fire engines, mounted with red flashing light and howling siren. Last night, Parker and the others had taken such a station wagon from a town a hundred miles from here, and now Carlson would be getting behind the wheel of it, waiting for the fire engines to race by.
Parker slid into the Bronco, peeled off the surgical gloves, and stuffed them into his pants pocket. Then he started the engine and drove two blocks closer to where he'd started, parking now in front of a weedy vacant lot. Near the bank, the fire engines would be screaming by, and Carlson would bring the station wagon out fast in their wake, stopping in front of the bank as Melander and Ross came running out with the full plastic bags.
Parker switched the scanner in the Bronco to the local police frequency and listened to all the official manpower in town ordered to the convenience store on the double. They'd all be coming now, fire engines, ambulances, police vehicles; and the fire captain's station wagon, its own siren screaming and red dome light spinning in hysterics.
2:53 by this new dashboard clock. It should be now. Parker looked in the rearview mirror, and the station wagon, as red as a firecracker in all this sunlight, came modestly around the corner back there, its lights and siren off.
Parker wasn't the driver; Carlson was. Leaving the Bronco engine on, he stepped out of it and went around to open the luggage door at the back, as the captain's car stopped beside him. A happy Melander in the back seat handed out four plastic bags bulging with paper, and Parker tossed them in the back. Then Carlson drove ahead to park in front of the Bronco while Parker shut the luggage door and got into the back seat, on the street side.
Ahead, the three were getting out of the captain's car, stripping off the black cowboy hats and long tan dusters and white surgical gloves they'd worn on the job, to make them all look alike for the eyewitnesses later. They tossed all that into the back seat of the station wagon, then came trotting this way. They were all grinning, like big kids. When the job goes right, everybody's up, everybody's young, everybody's a little giddy. When the job goes wrong, everybody's old and nobody's happy.
Carlson got behind the wheel, Melander beside him, Ross in back with Parker. Ross was a squirrelly short guy with skin like dry leather; when he grinned, like now, his face looked like a khaki road map. "We havin' fun yet?" he asked, and Carlson put the Bronco in gear.
Parker said, as they drove deeper into town, "I guess everything went okay in there."
"You'd have thought," Carlson told him, "they'd rehearsed it."
Melander, a brawny guy with a large head piled with wavy black hair, twisted around in his seat to grin back at Parker and say, "Move away from the alarm; they move away from the alarm. Put your hands on your head; they put their hands on their heads."
Carlson, with a quick glance at Parker in the rearview mirror, said, "Facedown on the floor; guess what?"
Ross finished, "We didn't even have to say, 'Simon says.'"
Carlson took the right onto Hyacinth. It looked like just another residential cross street, but where all the others stopped at or before the city line, this one went on to become a county route through farmland that eventually linked up with a state road that soon after that met an interstate. By the time the law back in town finished sorting out the fire from the robbery, trying to guess which way the bandits had gone, the Bronco would be doing seventy, headed east.
Like most drivers, Carlson was skinny. He was also a little edgy-looking, with jug ears. Grinning again at Parker in the mirror, he said, "That was some campfire you lit."
"It attracted attention," Parker agreed.
Ross, his big smile aimed at the backs of the heads in front of him, said, "Boyd? Hal? Are we happy?"
Melander twisted around again. "Sure," he said, and Carlson said, "Tell him."
Parker said, "Tell him? Tell me?" What was wrong here? His piece was inside his shirt, but this was a bad position to operate from. "Tell me what?" he said, thinking, Carlson would have to be taken out first. The driver.
But Ross wasn't acting like he was a threat; none of them were. His smile still big, Ross said, "We had to know if we were gonna get along with you. And we had to know if you were gonna get along with us. But now we all think it's okay, if you think it's okay. So what I'm gonna do is tell you about the job."
Parker looked at him. "We just did the job," he said.
"Not that," Ross said, dismissing the bank job with a wave of the hand. "That wasn't the job. You know what that was? That was the financing for the job."
"The job," Melander added, "the real job, is not nickel-dime. Not like this."
"The real job," Ross said, "is worthy of our talents."
Parker looked from one to another. He didn't know these people. Was this something, or was it smoke and mirrors? Was this what Hurley had almost but not quite mentioned? "I think," he said, "you ought to tell me about the job."
It had started with a phone call, through a cutout. Parker returned the call from a pay phone and recognized Tom Hurley's voice when he said, "You busy?"
"Not in particular," Parker said. "How's the wing?" Because the last time they'd been together, in a town called Tyler, Hurley had wound up shot in the arm and had been taken out of the action by a friend of his named Dalesia.
Hurley laughed, not as though he was amused but as though he was angry. "Fucked me a little," he said. "I feel it in cold weather."
"Stay where it's warm."
"That's what I'm doing. In fact, that's why I'm calling."
Parker waited. After a little dead air, Hurley did his laugh again and said, "You never were much for small talk."
Parker waited. After a shorter pause, Hurley cleared his throat and said, "It's a thing with some people I don't think you know."
"I know you."
"Well, that's just it, I won't be there. If you want it, you're taking my place."
"I got a better something come up, offshore. I'm fixing to be a beachcomber. A rich beachcomber."
"Because of the arm," Parker suggested.
'That, too," Hurley agreed. "These three are good boys. They know how to count at the end of the day, you know what I mean."
Parker knew what he meant; they wouldn't try to hog it all, at the end of the day. He said, "Why don't I know them? They civilians?"
"No, they just work different places, different people, you know how it is. But then, it could pan out with them, and then you know them, and who knows."
"Who knows what?"
"What happens next," Hurley said.
Letting that go, Parker said, "Where are they now?"
"They move around, like people do," Hurley told him. "Lately, they're based around the Northwest somewhere, or maybe Vancouver. Over there someplace."
"Is that where this thing is?"
"No, they like to work away from home."
So did Parker. He said, "Not around me."
"No, in the Midwest, one of those flat states out there. I told them about you. If you're interested I'll give you a number."
So one thing led to another, and here he was in the back of the Bronco with Melander and Carlson and Ross, and after all he was going to be told the who-knows that Hurley hadn't wanted to talk about.
"It's jewelry," Ross said.
Parker wasn't impressed. "That's a dime on the dollar, if you're lucky."
"That's right," Ross said, "that's what we'll get."
Melander said, "We got three buyers, ready to go. That's what they all give us."
Parker said, "Three?"
"There's too much for one fence," Ross explained.
Parker was beginning to get interested. "What are we talking about here?"
Carlson steered them up onto the interstate ramp as Ross said, "Four of us will walk home—"
"Ride home," Melander corrected him. "In a limo."
"Right," Ross agreed. "Four of us will ride home with three hundred grand apiece."
Parker looked from Ross to Melander and back. They both seemed serious, if happy. Nobody in the car was taking any mood changers. He said, "This is twelve million in jewelry?"
"That's the floor," Ross said. "That's the appraisal. It's a charity sale. If we let it alone, it'll go higher, but what we'll get is the floor."
"A charity sale. Where?"
"Palm Beach," Ross said.
Parker shook his head. "Deal me out."
Ross said, "You don't want to listen to the job?"
"I just heard the job," Parker told him. "Twelve million in jewelry all in one place draws a lot of attention. Cops, private cops, guards, sentries, probably dogs, definitely helicopters, metal-detecting machines, all of that. Then you put it in Palm Beach, which has more police per square inch than anywhere else on earth. They're all rich in Palm Beach, and they all want to stay that way. And besides that, it's an island, with three narrow bridges, they can seal that place like it's shrink-wrap."
"All of this is true," Ross said. "But we got a way in, and we got a way at, and we got a way out."
"Then I still know the job," Parker told him, "and I still don't want it."
Melander said, "Just out of curiosity, why?"
"Because to even think about doing your job," Parker told him, "and to do it in Palm Beach, there's two things you got to have. One is the insider, who's the amateur, who's gonna bring you down. And the other is a boat, which is the only way off the island, and which is even worse than an island, because there's no way off a boat."
Ross said, "That's yes and no. We got the insider, that's true, but he's before the job. He's nowhere near Palm Beach on the day, and he's not exactly an amateur."
Melander said, "He's one of our buyers, we worked with him before."
"What he is," Ross said, "he's an art appraiser, estate appraiser, he tells you what the paintings are worth, what the rugs are worth, what the jewelry is worth, for the taxes and the heirs."
Keeping his eyes on the road, Carlson said, "He has a little trouble with nose powder, so he needs extra money. But he doesn't let it make him a problem, at least not for us."
"What his occupation is," Melander said, "he spends his life casing the joint."
"Then he tips off you guys," Parker said.
"And then you go in and take out the best stuff. And how long before somebody notices, when this guy does the appraisal, step two is a robbery?"
"We don't do it that way," Ross told him. "Our agreement is, we never touch a thing until at least two years after he's been and gone. And this time, the Palm Beach, he wasn't one of the appraisers."
"He gets access to the appraisals," Melander added, "like anybody else in the business."
"He's done other stuff in Palm Beach," Ross said, "so he knows the place, he knows the routine, he knows everything about it, but he isn't one of the people that looked at this particular bunch of jewels."
Melander said, "He's moved in that territory, but on different estates, different evaluations."
"If they're looking for an insider," Ross said, "they won't look at him, because he wasn't inside."
"Possibly," Parker said. "What about the boat?"
"No boat," Melander assured him. "I a hundred percent agree with you about boats."
"Then how do you get off the island?"
"We don't," Ross said.
"You stay there? Where? You know, you rent a condominium, the cops are gonna look at recent rentals."
"Not a condominium," Ross said.
"At my place," Melander said, and grinned like a bear.
Parker tried to see around corners, but couldn't, not quite. "You've got a place there?"
"It's fifteen rooms," Melander told him, "on the beach. I think you'll like it."
"You've got a fifteen-room mansion on the beach in Palm Beach," Parker said. "How does this happen?"
"Well, I looked at it a few weeks ago," Melander said.
"But he's just buying it today," Ross said. "We got the down payment from that bank back there."
The motel, and the car Parker would be using, was in Evansville. When they got there, while Melander and Ross counted the money on the bed, Carlson and Parker sat in the room's two chairs, across the round table from one another, and Carlson told him more. "The mansion is cheap. I mean, for a mansion in Palm Beach."
"It was sold maybe eight years ago to this movie star couple, you know, he's a star and she's a star, so when they make a picture, he gets twenty million, she gets ten million—"
From the bed, Melander said, "Still not equal pay, you see that?"
Carlson and Parker both ignored him, Carlson saying, "They bought the place, they thought they'd be stars in Palm Beach, but Palm Beach ignored them. They're stars, but they're trash, and in Palm Beach you can't be trash. Or, if you are trash, you hide it, and you spread your money around."
"Charities," Melander said.
"They love charities in Palm Beach," Carlson agreed. "But these stars didn't do it right. They thought they were already entitled. They threw big flashy parties, they brought in rock bands, for Christ's sake, and nobody came."
"Well, a lot of people went to those parties," Ross said.
Carlson said, "Not the right people. Also, the parties were playing hell with the house, messing it up. Then the stars went away to be stars someplace else—"
"Where stars are looked up to," Melander said.
"So the house was abandoned," Carlson said, "and the alarm systems would break down all the time, and bums would sneak in there from the beach, and they had a couple little fires, and the cops finally said, we can't keep a man on this house twenty-four hours a day, you got to put in your own security patrol, and the stars said fuck it, and put it on the market."
Laughing, Melander said, "A fixer-upper for sale in Palm Beach. A do-it-yourselfer."
Excerpted from Parker by Richard Stark. Copyright © 2000 Richard Stark. Excerpted by permission of The University of Chicago Press.
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Posted January 19, 2013
Really great read. The ending left me wanting to read more about Parker .
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