Pee Funny (by Way of Beets)

Pee Funny (by Way of Beets)

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by Benjamin Picard
     
 

For pink pee, just eat a beet! An innovative children’s story that promotes healthy eating habits through colorful wit, rhyme and urination.

Children are notorious for refusing to eat their fruits and vegetables, but what child can resist the allure of orange, pink, and even green pee? Through a series of rhymes, Pee Funny educates and excites…  See more details below

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For pink pee, just eat a beet! An innovative children’s story that promotes healthy eating habits through colorful wit, rhyme and urination.

Children are notorious for refusing to eat their fruits and vegetables, but what child can resist the allure of orange, pink, and even green pee? Through a series of rhymes, Pee Funny educates and excites children everywhere to eat their asparagus, if not for health, for good clean fun at the potty. Who wants plain old yellow pee? An instant classic, Pee Funny changes the juvenile vegetable consumption game forever!

Pee Funny is perhaps the most profound expose on number one EVER, and high time… Everyone poops? Not as much as they pee they don’t.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
2940012239709
Publisher:
Benjamin Picard
Publication date:
03/07/2011
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
File size:
961 KB
Age Range:
3 - 5 Years

Meet the Author

Benjamin Picard holds an MBA from Duke University and a BA in Economics from Yale. His interest in colorful pee extends back to his earliest childhood. Benjamin lives in the San Francisco Bay area with his wife Jessicah and their daughter Sparrow Eden.

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Pee Funny (by Way of Beets) 3.2 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 13 reviews.
Lan Tran More than 1 year ago
Omg my pee is sooo cool!!! I ate a lotta veggies and fruit and my pee is like RAINBOW! Thats just radical man! I reccomend this book to people of all ages! Its hilarious!!!!!! Every time i read it i laugh my head off! These are the books that you can read 10000000000000 times and still laugh! I love eating veggies and fruits just to see my pee color! Whenever i see yellow pee i get really mad!!!!!! If you have notices this is a really long review......................................................................RAINBOOOOOOOOOOOW PEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! BROKEN GLASS IS NOT A FOOD SO DONT YOU LISTEN TO SOME DUDE WHO PUTS CHEESE ON BROKEN GLASS TO MAKE A SANDWHICH!!!!!!! Of broken glaaaaaaaaaaaass! yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! I will give this 5 stars cause this book is just dandy! Only like 2000 more characters to go until im done typing this!!!!!! Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abc's next time wont you sing with meeeeeeeeeeeeeee?~?`?|?{}?????^_=[????]qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1234567890@#$%&*-+(!"':;/,) OMG I LOVE YOU YOU ARE AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!! IVE BEEN WRITING THIS FOR LIKE 20 MIN I HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!!! IM CLEARLY SUPER BORED I UNDERSTAND IF U DINT WANNA READ THIS WHOLE THING ITS COOL WITH ME I HATE PEEING CLEAR PEE CUZ THERE IS LIK NO PIZZAZ I HAV TONS OF PIZZAZ BUT CLEAR PEE DOESNT OTHER COLORED PEE ROCKS EXCEPT FOR YELLOW BECAUSE THAT COLOR SUCKS I WAS WALKING DOWN THE CTY STREETS THEN A MAN WALKED UP TO ME AND HANDS ME THE LATEST ENERGY DRINK........................idk im bored if ur still reading this THANK U UR MY NEW BESTEST FRIEND I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCJ MWAH ILY HUGGGG
Joseph Romeo More than 1 year ago
Ik+who+cares+about+pee+color
nyc_mom75 More than 1 year ago
This book is awesome. My kids keep asking for it and we've been having a lot of fun testing out whether beets really do make pink pee... they do! Thank you Pee Funny for getting these kids to eat broccoli amongst other healthy stuff.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
"No! Stop!" Mark shouted. "I really have to go pee! I'm going to pee my pants soon!" His gf sighed. "Well, there's a bathroom here, but there's a TON of people in front of it. I really hate seeing you in so much pain, but my gfs are telling me to get the heck over there. Bye! Love you!" she called as she walked away. Mark looked at the bathroom. There were at least 50 people in line, most of them with legs crossed, or were dancing in place. He defenetly couldn't wait that long. He ran home, but it was hard with so much urine about to run down his legs at any moment. With a hand between his legs, he stopped, figuring a little drop wouldn't hurt. So he stood there, as he prepared to let go. PART4 AT HEAD, SHOULDERS, PEE, AND MOLES! DON'T FORGET TO COMMENT!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Is this a good book¿
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Well?!!? is it?!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
What child cares about the color of their pee?!? Personally, I would be totally freaked out if I had pink pee.
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
When i read this book i took a s*** on it and it was rainbw then i took a bucket of whale s**** and it was rain bow too o my frigginn god then i told may friends and they took a s*** on it too.................................... it wasnt rainbbiw :(
Raymond Johnson More than 1 year ago
I haate it
soccerchic7 More than 1 year ago
i did not read this book, who cares how to change the color of their p