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This book contains no nudity. No profanity. No sexual material of any kind. And yet it just might be the most obscene thing we've ever published!

Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every spread features a dazzling full-color illustration with one thing missing a banana, perhaps, or a fire hose, or a sea serpent. Male readers can complete the illustrations using the talents God has given them.

Are we serious? Yes! Is this funny? Absolutely! Will this be a terrific hit with college students, bachelorette parties, and exhibitionists of all ages? Of course! Penis Pokey is far and away the strangest and funniest ...

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Overview

This book contains no nudity. No profanity. No sexual material of any kind. And yet it just might be the most obscene thing we've ever published!

Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every spread features a dazzling full-color illustration with one thing missing a banana, perhaps, or a fire hose, or a sea serpent. Male readers can complete the illustrations using the talents God has given them.

Are we serious? Yes! Is this funny? Absolutely! Will this be a terrific hit with college students, bachelorette parties, and exhibitionists of all ages? Of course! Penis Pokey is far and away the strangest and funniest novelty book we've seen in a long, long time.

Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781594741487
  • Publisher: Quirk Publishing
  • Publication date: 6/28/2006
  • Pages: 20
  • Sales rank: 213,245
  • Product dimensions: 8.00 (w) x 8.00 (h) x 0.50 (d)

Meet the Author

Author and Illustrator of Penis Pokey, Christopher Behrens, is a loquacious and erudite raconteur and heart-cockles-warming after-dinner speaker of local renown. Christopher is also an actor, screenwriter, accomplished painter and avid cycling enthusiast. A true renaissance visionary, his thoughtful and comical but always probing and penetrating deconstructions of current trends in American taste and culture are just the sort of zip, zest and pep welcomed in our ongoing effort for perspective in an ever more complex world. ...or maybe he’s just obsessed with his penis.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 15, 2009

    We laughed until we cried.

    My husband got this as a "white elephant" gift at a recent holiday party. We were laughing so hard tears were running down our cheeks and our stomachs hurt! There is something so incongrous about a "child's first book" format and the subject matter. After you look at the pictures, read the disclaimer, which is a hoot, too!

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  • Posted December 17, 2008

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    A gift to remember!

    I gave this book to my husband last christmas... It's hilarious! Even my 2 year old likes this book although he has no idea what the "real" meaning behind it is or why it's out for him to find it. Great funny gag gift to give that "big" man in your life. (Sorry, I couldn't resist one pun)

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    Posted September 12, 2010

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