Perfectly Dateless (Universally Misunderstood Series #1)

Perfectly Dateless (Universally Misunderstood Series #1)

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by Kristin Billerbeck

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Daisy Crispin has 196 days to find the right date for the prom. There's only one problem--her parents won't let her date or even talk to a guy on the phone. Oh, and she's totally invisible at school, has to wear lame homemade clothes, and has no social skills. Okay, so maybe there's more than one problem. Can she talk her parents into letting her go to the prom? Or…  See more details below


Daisy Crispin has 196 days to find the right date for the prom. There's only one problem--her parents won't let her date or even talk to a guy on the phone. Oh, and she's totally invisible at school, has to wear lame homemade clothes, and has no social skills. Okay, so maybe there's more than one problem. Can she talk her parents into letting her go to the prom? Or will they succeed at their obvious attempt to completely ruin her life?

With hilarious and truthful writing, Kristin Billerbeck uncovers the small--and large--mortifications that teen girls encounter. Readers will fall in love with Daisy's sharp wit and resourcefulness as she navigates the world of boys, fashion, family, and friendship.

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Baker Publishing Group
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My Perfectly Misunderstood Life , #1
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303 KB
Age Range:
14 - 17 Years

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Perfectly Dateless (Universally Misunderstood Series #1) 4 out of 5 based on 1 ratings. 91 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book is so good. I just started middle school. It was so good for me and other young readers.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Ok this is a great book!!! Daisy's problems are very easy to understand. I immediatley liked her. And the mom is very annoying!! The author does a great job of portraying the characters
kyd123 More than 1 year ago
Nerd's of the world unite! I was invisible in high school and although Daisy's world is much more colorful, I loved reading this book. I love her journel entries and obsession with boys. Kristin Billerbeck did a great job with this character. I loved perfectly invisible as well.
Tiger_Holland More than 1 year ago
Daisy is Christian teenager with a perfect GPA and a heart set on college and major life goals, but she also wants to be a teensy bit more "normal," which means that she wants to socialize, go to her senior prom, and stop wearing only the clothes her mother makes for her. It's easy to sympathize with her problems, because what she desires isn't unreasonable. Daisy doesn't need to rule her high school or date the hottest guy in town--she just wants a regular boyfriend and some store-bought jeans. I loved reading Kristin Billerbeck's Christian chick lit back in undergrad, so I was really excited to try out her first YA novel, but though I adored Daisy and her narrative voice, the story itself went kind of wild. For a small example, there are several occasions when someone dresses up in an elaborate costume: Daisy's dad is an actor of sorts, and her mom spends the early pages of the book making over a giant duck suit to look like a goose suit so Daisy's dad can be the goose who laid the golden egg, because someone's hired him to dress that way for a marriage proposal. There's some more improbability going on, with her best friend Claire going viral on Youtube by doing a dance to "Single Ladies" in her hotdog stand uniform, and Daisy's parents doing a 90's-rap sketch about peer pressure in front of her whole school. Maybe one of these things could happen without being implausible, but even for a comedic YA, having all of them in the same story felt too slapstick for me. And without spoilering, I'll say that events get even more hugely dramatic toward the end of the story. Mr. and Mrs. Crispin have got to win some sort of prize for well-intentioned-yet-mortifying parenting. They're not mean or oppressive, but they're clueless about thieir daughter's need to be socially accepted and they don't seem to know how to empathize with anyone younger than they are. One other problem I had was the romantic subplot/s. I experienced a lot of confusion over whether Max or Chase was The Guy for Daisy, and it was hard for me to tell who to trust, because they were both painted as slightly too good to be true. The the "who do I trust?" question gets resolved in a very emphatic way, but I wasn't certain which way it would go for a long time. Daisy's a cute heroine and I love her OCD tendencies, her encyclopedic knowledge of random trivia, and her meticulously reasoned-out lists of guys who might potentially take her to prom. But despite having a winning MC, a large portion of the story didn't seem realistic, which is a shame, because I feel that if the author had stuck to regular situational comedy and the great exisiting dialogue, the novel could have really soared. If you'd like a really good read from this author, check out her Ashley Stockingdale series.
Live2danc3 More than 1 year ago
Great book for high school girls, especially those who are concerned about dating and are wanting a boyfriend. It tells of a high school senior who struggles with these issues, and although her parents aren't relatable to most teenager's parents, she shows how a teenage girl should follow God and not the world. It is a great read, keeping you reading until the very end. Although the ending doesn't give much closure to what happens afterword, it is still another great book by Kristen Bilerbeck. I hope she continues writing novels for young girls, because this one was great!
ChristysBookBlog More than 1 year ago
Perfectly Dateless by Kristin Billerbeck is the first in the Universally Misunderstood series. Daisy Crispin wants her senior year to be different. Her parents are over-the-top about being stingy with money as well as way over-protective of their only child. She attends a Christian high school, but wears homemade clothing more appropriate for a Denny's waitress, and she's not allowed to date..ever. But Daisy wants a date for prom to show that her time in high school wasn't a complete waste, and she's sick of being perfect. Perfect grades, perfect daughter, hard working, etc. But there are cliques in her high school, just like any other, and despite attending school there for three years, she's virtually invisible to anyone with popularity, except for life-long crush Chase, who would be her ideal date. I had a hard time liking Claire, Daisy's best friend. Claire can't seem to ever say anything even remotely nice, and she refused to listen to anything Daisy had to say, regularly disregarding her feelings. But Daisy is a stand-out heroine. She is occasionally misled, but her intentions are so good and her thirst for life so strong, it's impossible not to love her. At first her parents seem like any other set in YA Christian fiction, well-intentioned but misunderstood by their children, but as the book progresses, the reader discovers that Daisy's parents are truly every teen's worst nightmare. They refuse to listen to anything she has to say or consider her point of view because they are so completely obsessed with her not repeating their mistakes. Their character growth as well as Daisy's makes the book a terrific read for teens as they realize that parents can make mistakes too, and are works in progress, just like they are. I do hope that Billerbeck writes more books using these characters, especially Claire who is in desperate need of best-friend rehab.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I loved it im so buying the rest of the series
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This is a good book for me to read and i could under stand all the problems daisey was going thru at this time and my little sisster she is 9 could understand it to so rilly good book
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This is a fantastic story, dont get me wrong, but it is slightly innapropriate for young readers, under the age of 14. The part about the roofies (date rape pills) was too innapropriate for my ten year old daughter. She wast interested in the constantly changing relationships, and she didnt like how un-realistic some of her parent issues like the school performance was.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
It was a good book. It was a sweet story, but confusing at times.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This is a great book for youger readers such as myself. The story is very interesting. And some characters may be frustrating at first but as the book progresses you begin to love them! It is a great story!
ilovemy5kids More than 1 year ago
Have you ever seen the series Gilmore Girls? I felt like I was reading the story, only with a Christian twist. The main character is Daisy who has over protective parents. She also has a best friend who I would not want on my bad side. This book is meant for the young at heart and is definitely meant to bring humor when the "teenage" years are the hardest. I thought the book was humorous only because I kept picturing the Gilmore re-runs. In every chapter, is an allude to something that has happened in either social media or in the last few years. Again, the same with the Gilmore Girls. (I doubt my Grandma would understand half the references.) I would hesitate to allow young young eyes read this book without the permission of the parents. It had reference to drugs and some parts suggest other things that are for the mature audience. Note: I was sent complimentary copy for review purposes only. This review has not been monetarily compensated. The review was my honest opinion and views and not influenced by the sponsor in any way.
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Kiss your hand and then post this to three different books and in the morning you will have an iphone 5s under your pillow
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Cute funny and chrisian
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book was a great read, with a great plot and story :) RECOMEND IT 100%
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I am extremely biased against stories told about teenagers in first person. The characters are typically whiny, shallow, and can't see the big picture, which makes the story hard to swallow. I also can't believe that any parents would be quite as austere as Daisy's in the modern age - well-intentioned but seriously clueless. Given the parents' pasts alluded to throughout the book, it seemed even less likely that they would actually behave this way. The resolution of the story was also quite improbable, but I don't want to give any spoilers. Suffice to say that the consequences for the main characters seemed really severe without real justification. I'm all about the bad guys getting theirs, but Daisy was just a clueless teenager. The tone of the ending was a little too moral, and the climax of the story seemed to have wandered in from a much darker book. In summary, this book was a teen read with morals, annoying teenagers, but decently written. I just prefer my YA reads to have a more meaningful life goal than finding a prom date.