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Physical: An American Checkup
     

Physical: An American Checkup

by James McManus
 

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Physical is the story of a hard-living, happily married, middle-aged American (the author) who gets a three-day "executive checkup" at the Mayo Clinic and is thereby forced to confront his mortality, not to mention glove-wearing doctors and the pair of dominatrix-esque technicians who supervise his stress test quite strictly. James McManus must understand

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Physical is the story of a hard-living, happily married, middle-aged American (the author) who gets a three-day "executive checkup" at the Mayo Clinic and is thereby forced to confront his mortality, not to mention glove-wearing doctors and the pair of dominatrix-esque technicians who supervise his stress test quite strictly. James McManus must understand his revised actuarial odds in the light of his not-so-long-lived forebears and the fact that his youngest children are only six and five years old. He has to survive his own cardiovascular system, inherited habits, and genetic handicaps long enough to see Bea and Grace into adulthood. But with so much at stake, and in spite of his terror of death, he may not have the willpower to follow the Mayo clinicians' advice.

On a related health front, McManus's twenty-nine-year-old daughter, Bridget, has lived with juvenile diabetes since she was four, and the Bush Administration's opposition to the stem cell research that could save her life makes him feel like he "might have to do something rash." Meanwhile, should he have a vasectomy? Or try for another child, having lost his only son? How much longer will he be able to perform such manly feats without Viagra? Is his grateful wife sleeping with the brilliant ophthalmological surgeon who saved their daughter's vision? Physical negotiates the political and medical forks in the labyrinth of our health care system and calls for sanity and enlightenment in the stem cell research wars. It's a no-holds-barred, wrenching, but often hilarious portrait of the looming mortality of a privileged generation that can't believe the party's winding down, if not over.

Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly
McManus (Positively Fifth Street) expected to write a magazine expos when he checked into the Mayo Clinic for the spare-no-expense "executive physical." Instead, he fell in love with the place, and the doctors' scrutiny inspired this examination of his health and modern health care. After devoting two discs to his visit, listeners may find it hard to comprehend his affection for the place, given the poking, measuring and lecturing that he describes in excruciating detail. Frederic brings this all to life in suitably squirm-inducing tones. The remaining discs deal with an array of medical episodes and topics related to McManus and his family's lives, which he connects to the rest of the country's situation through a great deal of research. The narrative grouping of topics does not move as smoothly on disc as it does on the page. Frederic perfectly captures the author's half-sneering, half-outraged manner when he rails against the Bush administration's health care policies, especially the opposition to stem-cell research. The brief author interview at the end was conducted by phone, and its crackling, distant sound mirrors the disappointing sense listeners may get that, for all the intimate personal details McManus divulges, this new book is a somewhat half-hearted, uncertain production. Simultaneous release with the FSG hardcover (Reviews, Oct. 17). (Jan.) Copyright 2006 Reed Business Information.
Library Journal
McManus considers his lifestyle, short-lived forebears, and two young children and heads straight for the Mayo clinic. Copyright 2005 Reed Business Information.
Kirkus Reviews
CD 1-593-97810-3An assignment from Harper's to undergo, and report back on, the Mayo Clinic's three-day "executive checkup" morphs into true confessions, political diatribes and sundry other tidbits. In his 50s, McManus (Positively Fifth Street, 2003, etc.) is overweight, his triglycerides are high, martinis and wine are a daily routine, he likes the occasional cigarette and his family has a history of heart disease. Can he change his ways? The soul-searching and personal history that follow are delivered with a combination of emotion and self-deprecating humor. Some readers may not care to get a detailed account of the author's uncertainties about having a vasectomy. Some might find it tasteless that he speculates about whether his adored second wife might have slept with the pediatric ophthalmologist who saved their young daughter's vision after she was poked in the eye at a birthday party. But by the end of the book, McManus is back on track in his discussions of the inequities of healthcare in America, the failings of the FDA and the duplicitous, anti-science policies of the Bush administration, particularly with regard to stem-cell research. Good reporting would have produced a better book, had been accompanied by more self-restraint.
From the Publisher

“This is fascinating material, ripe for exploration, and McManus is a terrific writer--sharp-eyed and sharp-tongued, and lots of fun to read--even when dwelling on grisly topics like colonoscopies and eye-trauma surgery.” —The New York Times Book Review

“An entertaining and often insightful look at one man's experience with the health care system.” —San Francisco Chronicle

“Powerful . . . McManus is a serious gambler, and in his new book, Physical, he proves that he is no less serious about God's roll of the dice, particularly when the roll's outcome might involve McManus himself, or his children, or his country. . . . Like Thomas Lynch's The Undertaking, Physical is a lively examination of mortality.” —Los Angeles Times

“McManus is a charming, self-mocking, often hilarious guide, and his story becomes a cautionary tale for those of us who, like McManus, may have lost the way in taking care of ourselves.” —Chicago Tribune

“A freewheeling riff on James McManus's own physical state, and, by circuitous extension, the nation's. McManus writes a boisterous, jokey prose, which makes for high entertainment, even when he's discussing his sigmoid colon.” —Men's Journal

“McManus does amazing high-energy riffs on themes like our belief in our own immortality, and assesses the manner and personalities of his doctors as keenly as they examine him.” —Publishers Weekly

“Most health books are written by . . . healthy people. McManus is the slacker Everyman. . . . With wit and honesty he stares himself in the mirror and cries, 'Uncle!' ” —The News & Observer

“Soul-searching and personal history . . . delivered with a combination of emotion and self-deprecating humor.” —Kirkus Reviews

“[McManus] spins an account of a doctor's appointment into a lively volume that combines memoir, meditations on fatherhood, and polemics on stem-cell research. What pulls these strands together is the author's frank and zippy voice, a high-low hybrid that's at home with both Dante and Jay-Z.” —Time Out New York

Physical is a romp through the American health care system that manages to be almost as sexy as Positively Fifth Street, and even more eclectic.” —The San Diego Union-Tribune

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780374706197
Publisher:
Farrar, Straus and Giroux
Publication date:
12/12/2006
Sold by:
Macmillan
Format:
NOOK Book
Pages:
272
File size:
266 KB

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Excerpted from Physical by James McManus. Copyright © 2006 by James McManus. Published in January, 2006 by Farrar, Straus and Giroux, LLC. All rights reserved.

THAT'S THAT

I looked away to the hills
Above the river, where the golden lights of sunset

And sunrise are one and the same, and I saw something flying
Back and forth, fluttering its wings. Then it stopped in mid-air,
It was an angel, one of the good ones, about to sing.

--MARK STRAND, Dark Harbor, XLV

I would kiss the diamondback if I knew it would get me to heaven.

--LUCINDA WILLIAMS. "Get Right with God"

The truth is, I don't think I'm going to die. Not today, not tomorrow, not in 2067. Not me. To begin with, I'm careful and lucky enough not to get hit by a bus. An SUV maybe, or the culture of SUVs, or the cult--but no bus. I'm also immune by dint of heredity to most forms of cancer, by passport to snakebite and tropical maladies, by suburb and commuting pattern to Al Qaeda, by neck of the woods to tsunamis and hurricanes and earthquakes and floods, and by basic straight wholesome good old-fashioned solid moral American core family values (or a least a fear of needles) to overdose and sexually transmitted diseases. I'm bulletproof. At the same time, I try pretty hard never to imagine those eight hyphenated integers after my name or under my black-and-white photograph. No, not my zip code or social security number--those both have nine. Phone number? Ten. I'm talking 1951-20whatever.

Right now I'm fifty-four, a baby boomer gone mostly gray on the top and squishier than I'd like through the middle. I'm no Orson Welles or Chris Farley, no late Brando or early Belushi, but the small of my back, well, it isn't so small anymore. Otherwise I seem to be in reasonably half-decent shape for a fellow my age. Plus I'm bulletproof, baby! So it doesn't really matter, you see, that my father had his first heart attack at forty-six and a fatal stroke at sixty-one. Or that his father, the man for whom I was named, died of a heart attack at thirty-five, when my father was seven months old. Or that my kid brother Kevin, who was named for our father, died at forty-one of complications after a marrow transplant at Johns Hopkins, the best leukemia treatment center on the planet. A funny, Athletic, warmhearted guy who wrote features for the The Washington Post, he was in such bionic shape that it took a couple of weeks for even total renal failure to kill him, and his wife and mother and siblings got to watch every minute. "How'm I doin'?" he gasped upon briefly emerging, blind and desperate, from his final coma. "How're the kids?" My doubles partner, an ophthalmological surgeon, developed frontal lobe dementia and doesn't recognize his wife and children anymore, let alone me; needless to say, he no longer plays tennis or practices medicine. My caustically hilarious editor at Harper-Collins died in 2001 after a long illness. The woman who taught me how to play poker died on her ninetieth birthday. On his way in through a Wrigley turnstile in September 2004, my office mate and fellow geezer dad's hyper, magnificent brain was drowned in its own blood by an aneurysm. In 1999 my fourth child (third daughter) made an unexpected footling breech presentation, got her neck lodged between her mother's abdominal muscles during the C-section, and almost snapped her spine or strangled herself getting born. Two years later my son, a scorchingly talented guitarist who was named after me--me, who has less than zero musical talent--died of a drug overdose in a mental health clinic at age twenty-two. Suicide? It would not have been the first time he tried. Medication mistake by a nurse? Autopsy report inconclusive; lawsuit pending. At least two pharmaceutical companies who made antidepressants prescribed for him, Wyeth and GlaxoSmithKline, had lied about data suggesting links between their drugs and suicide in teenagers; lawsuits pending. Not that legal maneuvers or money can bring James back to us, or retroactively soothe all the pain he was in. Executing by hand the persons who manipulated the data and made the decisions to keep pushing those antidepressants wouldn't accomplish that, either, though I'd still love to do it. In any event, I sure miss my beautiful son. I've read and heard people say that losing your child is the worst thing you can ever experience, and I can't disagree. I'd also assumed it would kill me.

At this stage I realize that all these events were horrific but not that unusual, and certainly more are to come. More? All of us will surrender our health, our standing, our marbles, our self soon enough, or so I've been given to understand. Yet the most forceful and eloquent part of my soul still insists I will be the exception. I'm still alive, after all.

Mind you, I do understand the basic biological facts, and I do not believe in the soul. I was raised Roman Catholic, of course, but have spent the last forty years as secular humanist. Folks like me get branded unbelievers, atheists, heretics, educrats, ethical relativists, Jews, Brights, effete blue-state feminists, eggheaded patched-tweed-and-rimless-bifocals-wearing faggots, French, and much worse; more affectionate terms include freethinker, agnostic, lapsed Catholic, progressive, existentialist, reader of novels, queer, beatnik, and honorary Jew. I'm not sure which label fits best, but I do have a great deal of faith that our bodies--our brainwaves and actions, commerce and science and art, words and children--are pretty much all there is to us. Religion evolved to help us cope with poverty, imprisonment, fear of death, and other bad things, and that's fine. But is some white-bearded guy named Jehovah or Olodumare, God or Allah, really out there? In here? On a throne up in heaven, above and to the left of Cloud 9? Or is he perpetually verging a gazillionth of a nanometer beyond the periphery of a cosmos expanding at 299,792,458 meters per second, frantically tap dancing along the edge of this most naked of all singularities? Was his word, his final solution, on eros, ethics, weaponry, territorial boundaries, contraception, evolution, and somatic cell nuclear transfer inked onto crinkly multilingual papyrus manuscripts a millennium or two ago? My answer to all these is, "Please." I also have faith that there ain't no infernal conflagration after death (unless you want to count the forging of my cremains), no purgatorial scorching of my incorporeal person-hood, no seventy-two black-eyed virgins or eighteen choirs of nineteen-year-old lingerie- modeling Brazilo-Scandinavian cherubim waiting on me up in paradise. Nor will I be reincarnated as a wild but eventually Triple Crown-winning black stallion; a granite-jawed southpaw with a 101 mph cutter I can paint the black of the plate with; or the twenty-third century's Abraham Lincoln, let alone its most potent singer-songwriter-guitarist. even my hero Dante Alighieri's sizzling twelve-year-old girlfriend, Beatrice Portinari, won't really be spinning around no Empyrean in perfect equilibrium with Him. (Sorry D.) Because once my blipping EEG line goes flat, it's going to be all she wrote. In the meantime, my life will be sweet in a number of aspects, a boot in the testicles other times. Sooner or later a Hummer will squash me like Wile E. Coyote. Either that or my heart and maybe another vital organ or two will break down and I'll suffer, piss and moan not a little, then purchase the farm. I've already made the down payment.

As far as the suffering goes--how soon it starts, how long it drags out--I used to be confident that what's called Western medicine was riding full speed, or almost that fast, to the rescue. I knew Western medicine consisted of millions of creative, altrusitic, expensively educated women and men, many working in laboratories and hospitals and clinics well to the east and south, but sometimes the term made me picture a single Asian cowgirl in snowy white lab coat and Stetson, bandolier of specimen vials jangling against her modest cleavage as she clutches in one hand the reins of a galloping stallion, in the other a glass pipette delicate enough to boink a healthy cell in to the place of a sick one. In another daydream, she wields a titanium lasso delicate enough to snare a 15 mm polyp three and a half feet up my rectum, her motto tattooed in racy arabesque just below either her navel or the base of her spine: Time to cowgirl up, take your medicine.

Not that I expected Western medicine to let me live forever--just an extra decade or so, with a little more spring in my step. What I really really wanted, daydreams aside, was for people like my daughter Bridget, who has suffered from juvenile diabetes for twenty-two years, to get a fair shot at their biblical threescore and ten. But in August 2001, as Mohamed Atta and Osama bin Laden and Khalid Sheikh Mohammed finalized their plans, our Bible-totin' president, squinting out from his sun-blasted spread down in Crawford, took it upon himself to forbid further use of embryonic stem cells in the effort to cure diabetes, Parkinson's, cancer, Ms, and a dozen other vicious diseases. Pretending to spilt the difference between ultraconservative Christians and the rest of us, the president's "compromise" effectively amounted to a ban on embryonic stem cell research. He said that "more than sixty genetically diverse stem cell lines already exist" and that the NIH would be permitted to fund research on these existing lines only. Less than a dozen of them would ever be made available to scientists, most of them genetically limited to people who tend to use in vitro clinics--the white, the infertile, the wealthy. Not that there's anything innately wrong with these categories, but researches will need thousands of lines, perhaps even one for every patient, to provide genetic matches for the entire population.

Bush claimed to have given biomedical research "a great deal of thought, prayer, and considerable reflection," but in one fell swoop he'd dammed the flow of a decade of medical research robustly encouraged by President Clinton and host of Nobel laureates and teaching hospitals. He had stripped my infinitely resourceful cow-girl of her most promising protocol, forcing her to ride sidesaddle on a stubborn Texas mule better equipped to trudge across deserts and oil fields than gallop off into the future. And I couldn't allow that to stand. If this pious, votemongering embarrassment didn't change his position real soon, I might have to do something rash.

Meet the Author

James McManus, the author of Positively Fifth Street (FSG, 2003) and four novels, including Going to the Sun, is the poker columnist for The New York Times. In 2001 he received the Peter Lisagor Award for sports journalism. A portion of Physical that appeared in Esquire has been anthologized in The Best American Science and Nature Writing, Best American Magazine Writing, and Best American Political Writing. He teaches at the School of the Art Institute of Chicago.


James McManus is a novelist and poet, most recently winner of the Peter Lisagor Award for sports journalism. He teaches writing and comparative literature at the School of the Art Institute of Chicago, including a course on the literature and science of poker. He is the author of Positively Fifth Street.

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