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Miami has always set the weirdness bar, but Serge Storms is back in action and ready to pole vault over it.
First, there’s the media frenzy over the “Hollow Man,” a gutless corpse found on the beach. And yet people think it’s perfectly normal to find dead sharks in the middle of downtown boulevards—or to spot black mushroom clouds behind the airport. Then there are the roving bands of carjackers who suddenly find themselves inconvenienced. Not to mention people lurking outside sex-addiction meetings.
Could this be the work of Serge, that eccentric trivialista and one-man vigilante? And why is he extensively photographing foreign consulates right before the critically important Summit of the Americas comes to town? Does it have something to do with Serge’s declaration to tell his ever-stoned sidekick, Coleman, that he’s decided to become a spy? Of course he’s not working for anyone yet, so Serge is content to just spy for himself until he shows up on radar and his talents are appreciated. His ace in the hole? Serge’s newly revamped Secret Master Plan! His spider senses tell him something big is about to go down in Miami, and it just might involve the recently reactivated CIA cell operating in the same historic building that plotted the overthrow of Fidel Castro.
The intelligence community isn’t amused, and they want answers:
How did Serge and Coleman get so cozy with the president of a banana republic?
Who is the femme fatale with a heart of gold—and national pride?
Why is the congressman in favor of the latest oil spill?
When did everyone in the city forget how to drive?
And what about the Most Laid Man in Miami?
Meanwhile, a mysterious international man of intrigue is shipping military arms around the clock, in competition with clandestine flights of souvenirs, causing the office of Homeland Security to take measures against people who aren’t scared enough. The crossfire of chaos continues to escalate as Serge plays Extreme Dominos in Little Havana, hurtling everyone toward a fateful climax that seems destined for the hemispheric summit jamboree on the shores of Biscayne Bay.
So put on your favorite pink flamingo shirt, hit the dunes of South Beach, and find all the answers in . . . Pineapple Grenade!
Tim Dorsey was a reporter and editor for the Tampa Tribune from 1987 to 1999, and is the author of thirteen novels: Electric Barracuda, Gator A-Go-Go, Nuclear Jellyfish, Atomic Lobster, Hurricane Punch, The Big Bamboo, Florida Roadkill, Hammerhead Ranch Motel, Orange Crush, Triggerfish Twist, The Stingray Shuffle, Cadillac Beach, and Torpedo Juice. He lives in Tampa, Florida.
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Posted February 12, 2012
I am a big fan of Tim Dorsey, and have followed Serge and Coleman throughout their literary journey. I was pleasantly surprised with Pineapple Grenade, it was a hint of the earlier books with so many angles and pokes at politics, it was a refreshing break from real life. This book had me laughing out loud more than once. I still find myself cheering on Serge as he makes up his crazy schemes and shopping trips to Home Depot, while he still manages to save a South American President from assassination and keep Coleman alive. The twists and turns keep coming, and I had quite the guffaw every time they made up a new threat color for the Homeland Security "thermometer" ('but it's a different shade of red!"). If you like Dorsey's other novels, you should try a Pineapple Grenade.
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Posted May 20, 2013
I like it. Its very good. The events r happening a teensy bit too fast thougg.
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Posted May 20, 2013
Bramblestar stood in the middle of the clearing, his claws clotted with blood. Jayfeather walked forward swiftly and led the tom to the medicine cat den. The other cats stared at the blood-stained ground with wide eyes. Slowly, they broke into groups and began to descuss the battle. Soon Jayfeather returned and called a meeting. "Bramblestar needs time to heal mentally as well as physically. Squirralflight will take on leader responsibilities until bramblestar is fit enough to return. The temporary deputy will be Brackenfur." Jayfeather nodded to the two cats he had indicated before stepping back into the crowd. Squirralflight stood next, "Life must continue as normal, no hint of our issues can reach the other clans. Patrols will be sent out and apprentices will be trained as normal." "We can't just pretend that nothings happened." Birchfall argued. "I repeat, we must show no weakness." Squirralflight responded as the meeting broke up.<p>
Brightheart padded over to Wolfkit who had watched the battle and meeting silently. "Come, now you must rest." She said gently to her new son. The nursery was almost empty now without squirralflights kits. Cinderheart was already curled up in her nest with puddlekit and willowkit by her side. "Good night brightheart." Cinderheart mumbled sleepily. "Same to you." Brightheart replied, her voice frosty.<p>
Nook battery is going. Will post the rest of the chapter at the next result when it is done charging. Love to hear your oppinion as always. -rainthroat-
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Posted March 18, 2013
~SOMEBODY
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Posted March 16, 2013
Woo.
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Posted March 16, 2013
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Posted March 16, 2013
Are you guys still here or what?
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Posted March 15, 2013
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Posted March 14, 2013
How about a three sum one hot guy and two hot girls
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Posted March 14, 2013
Worst les.bo se.x ever im outta here...
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Posted January 13, 2013
Hey come join the clan , the river clan, at horse back riding for dummies! Ok bye!- Cassie
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Posted January 13, 2013
OMG!!! I am SOOOOOOO SRRY!!!! I completely forgot!!! OMG!!! I feel so bad now!!! I am sooooo srry!!! >o<
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Posted January 13, 2013
She is p o dude
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Posted January 10, 2013
No but i am
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Posted January 10, 2013
Hey jess are u there
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Posted September 11, 2012
I thought that as the series goes on the books get more predictable... wrong.. Cant wait for the next one.
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Posted July 18, 2012
Doveclan territory!
Here is a shallow stream filled with fish. It can help any cat contribute to the pile of prey back in camp....
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Overview
Miami has always set the weirdness bar, but Serge Storms is back in action and ready to pole vault over it.
First, there’s the media frenzy over the “Hollow Man,” a gutless corpse found on the beach. And yet people think it’s perfectly normal to find dead sharks in the middle of downtown boulevards—or to spot black mushroom clouds behind the airport. Then there are the roving bands of carjackers who suddenly find themselves inconvenienced. Not ...