Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures (Career Ending Romance Spoof) [NOOK Book]

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This is a spoof. A profane romance spoof not meant for anyone under 18. I was threatened lovingly and repeatedly by my readers to write the full version of Pirate Dave. He was born of the need to create a horrific career ending romance novel to destroy a really bad, nasty villainess . . . and Thank you Buddha in a tube top, it worked!
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Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures (Career Ending Romance Spoof)

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Overview

This is a spoof. A profane romance spoof not meant for anyone under 18. I was threatened lovingly and repeatedly by my readers to write the full version of Pirate Dave. He was born of the need to create a horrific career ending romance novel to destroy a really bad, nasty villainess . . . and Thank you Buddha in a tube top, it worked!
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940044549821
  • Publisher: Robyn Peterman
  • Publication date: 5/23/2013
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 7,081
  • File size: 355 KB

Customer Reviews

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 12, 2013

    A fun, short read...this is a spoof and is intended for mature r

    A fun, short read...this is a spoof and is intended for mature readers above 18 years of age.  This is the spoof novel used to end the villian's career in " How Hard Can It Be?".  Robyn completed Pirate Dave's story at the request of her fans.  Thank you Robyn!  It was a blast reading his warped world.

    6 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 3, 2013

    It is what it is...."Pirate Dave" is a raunchy, rollic

    It is what it is...."Pirate Dave" is a raunchy, rollicking good time. Funny and raw and wonderfully off-kilter. Robyn Peterman has a delightfully warped sense of humor and does not hold back in this 'mock' romance novel. "Pirate Dave" does indeed have some pretty randy adventures. That is putting it mildly. Read this book and get ready to laugh. Out loud. A lot!

    5 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 5, 2013

    LOL Funny

    Hilarious! I’ve rarely laughed that much while reading a book! Robyn Peterman takes the idea of a romance novel spoof to new heights. Pirate Dave is a time traveling, vampire warlock who is looking for the horniest woman ever born, instead he finds conjoined twins. Overall, there is very little actual romance, so if you’re looking for an erotic novella, then this is not the book for you. In other words, sex is mentioned but not described. Other than that I found it funny that Pirate Dave is playing on-line scrabble with Poseidon. (really Zeus, because of the lightning bolts, but hey it is funnier if Dave thinks it’s the sea god.) Anyway, this is a real funny story not to be taken seriously. :)

    4 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 23, 2013

    OK so you have to be ready to laugh to read Pirate Dave. No I me

    OK so you have to be ready to laugh to read Pirate Dave. No I mean really, really laugh-out-loud laugh. And you have to have a clever, stand-up sense of humor to understand the complete outrageous funniness that is Pirate Dave! And I love Pirate Dave. You can't help but love this over sexed, not so clever, oddly stinky, but at the same time sexy hero. This short has it all, sex, mystery, funny side-kicks, and more. Just read it... and if you don't get it. Take a moment, remember ---- it's a spoof -- Read How Hard Can It Be -- so you will understand the birth of Pirate Dave, then read it again! Love it Ms. Peterman.... and I expect more from DAVE!!! 

    4 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 28, 2013

    Hilarious!

    This book made me laugh out loud so many times that I lost track!

    3 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted October 25, 2013

    This is a funny, laugh out loud spoof. I recommend reading How H

    This is a funny, laugh out loud spoof. I recommend reading How Hard Can It Be? prior to Pirate Dave. Or you'll be mightily confused. ;)

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted July 21, 2014

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    This book will make absolutely no sense unless you have read boo

    This book will make absolutely no sense unless you have read book one - which was beyond amazing! 




    What can I say - Pirate Dave & His Randy Adventures was as horribly awful as I expected - it was beyond hilarious and can totally see why it was a career killing novel. Seeing the whole story in one piece makes me love How Hard Can It Be even more. Please keep in mind that this book has done exactly what it was supposed to. It wasn't supposed to be a work of serious literature (or possible be considered literature at all). It is a spoof at it's best and I laughed the whole way through. 




    You must all go and read book one (which is a really amazing romantic comedy) so can chuckle along with me when you read this one. 

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 17, 2014

    Ummmmm

    I'm not really sure what to say. The spoof is so disturbing you want to stop reading but cant! Just like this rating, i want to leave a one, but the book was puposefully written so badly....it has to get atleast a three.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted October 10, 2013

    Finally get to read the spoof book that was being written from H

    Finally get to read the spoof book that was being written from How Hard Can It Be. This was pretty funny. You just have to keep in mind it's a spoof and where it came from.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 20, 2013

    Nope.

    Nope. Not for me. I wanted to like it. Really. I read the few reviews, and was hoping for a humorous, fun read. What I got was a silly, immature story with bad words and even worse jokes. I felt like I was reading one of those run on stories, written by a bunch of jr high boys who were trying to best each other with nasty words and outrageous situations. It was almost like the author did whatever necessary to cram in as many bad words as humanly possible. I forced myself to keep reading, hoping it would get better, but finally gave up. Sorry, can't recommend this one.

    1 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted March 2, 2015

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    Disappointed

    Did not like it. Did not finish it.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 21, 2015

    Tried too hard

    Tried too hard to be funny

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 12, 2014

    Funny, but....

    This was funny, but read like a mad-lib-gone-porn... If you are looking for a mindless timekiller, this is worth the laugh.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 21, 2014

    Funny spoof

    I giggled at the ridiculousness more than once... fun little read

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  • Posted October 14, 2014

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    This was so funny from start to end. I don't know that I've laug

    This was so funny from start to end. I don't know that I've laughed so much in on story. Pirate Dave is just gross and disgusting and I just loved him. If you need a good laugh grab this and enjoy!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 25, 2014

    Hysterically Funny!!!

    Robyn has done a wonderful job with this spoof. It is hysterically funny, I almost peed my pants with Captain Dave and his double meat sword. If you are looking for a great laugh and short story DO NOT pass this up.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 2, 2014

    WHAT?

    I just couldn't finish the book. Funny??? No, I just didn't get it.
    I will pick it up at another time.

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  • Posted June 7, 2014

    I have laughed so hard on this book that I actually hurt!! I als

    I have laughed so hard on this book that I actually hurt!! I also cried with the laughter as well!!  Robyn Peterman is a hoot and I can`t wait to read more!!! Oh and I have added several new words and sayings to my vocabulary!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 20, 2014

    I loved this book

    I have to say this is the funniest book I have ever read. I love when they pranked posiden. It was awsome.

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  • Posted May 8, 2014

    Loved reading this and could not put it down. Great short read t

    Loved reading this and could not put it down. Great short read that will have you laughing from the start and learning some new words. ADULTS ONLY

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