Pirates Don't Take Baths

by John Segal, John Segal (Illustrator)

Overview

For any young child (or pig), there are few things more excruciating, more traumatic, more torturous than bathtime. And this little pig is putting his hoof down. No. More. BATHS. But how can he possibly accomplish this? Well, by being someone else, of course. After all, everyone knows that pirates, astronauts, and knights in shining armor-just to name a few-never, EVER take baths. Now if only he can convince his mother . . .

In his hilarious new picture book that is sure to become an integral part of bathtime routines, John Segal documents one particular skirmish in this never-ending battle of wills.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781101648612
Publisher:	Penguin Young Readers Group
Publication date:	03/03/2011
Sold by:	Penguin Group
Format:	eBook
Pages:	32
File size:	25 MB
Note:	This product may take a few minutes to download.
Age Range:	3 - 5 Years

About the Author

John Segal lives in New York City.

Editorial Reviews

Echoes ofRunaway Bunnycolor this exchange between a bath-averse piglet and his patient mother. Using a strategy that would probably be a nonstarter in real life, the mother deflects her stubborn offspring's string of bath-free occupational conceits with appeals to reason: "Pirates NEVER EVER take baths!" "Pirates don't get seasick either. But you do." "Yeesh. I'm an astronaut, okay?" "Well, it is hard to bathe in zero gravity. It's hard to poop and pee in zero gravity too!" And so on, until Mom's enticing promise of treasure in the deep sea persuades her little Treasure Hunter to take a dive. Chunky figures surrounded by lots of bright white space in Segal's minimally detailed watercolors keep the visuals as simple as the plotline. The language isn't quite as basic, though, and as it rendered entirely in dialogue—Mother Pig's lines are italicized—adult readers will have to work hard at their vocal characterizations for it to make any sense. Moreover, younger audiences (any audiences, come to that) may wonder what the piggy's watery closing "EUREKA!!!" is all about too. Not particularly persuasive, but this might coax a few young porkers to get their trotters into the tub.(Picture book. 4-6)

Kirkus Reviews