Pissed Off: Is Better Than Being Pissed On... [NOOK Book]

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PRAISE FOR MARK YOSHIMOTO NEMCOFF and PACIFIC COAST HELLWAY
"Imagine Howard Stern dropping acid with Trey Parker and Jon Stewart..." — PLAYBOY MAGAZINE

PACIFIC COAST HELLWAY PRESENTS: "PISSED OFF: Is Better Than Being Pissed On," a comedic tour-de-force by best-selling and award-winning author and ...
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Overview

PRAISE FOR MARK YOSHIMOTO NEMCOFF and PACIFIC COAST HELLWAY
"Imagine Howard Stern dropping acid with Trey Parker and Jon Stewart..." — PLAYBOY MAGAZINE

PACIFIC COAST HELLWAY PRESENTS: "PISSED OFF: Is Better Than Being Pissed On," a comedic tour-de-force by best-selling and award-winning author and humorist Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff as he uses his acid wit to shred the topics that cause his blood to boil, including:

-CHILD BEAUTY PAGEANTS:
"You can always tell the pedophiles in the audience. Those are the guys whose faces light up like a fat kid watching a stuffed crust pizza commercial."

-COMPETITIVE EATING:
"Three and three-quarter pounds of Rocky Mountain Oysters. Holy sh*t, dude. That’s the most balls in one guy’s mouth since the the last time the Village People played Elton John's birthday party on Fire Island."

-REALITY SHOWS ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S JUNK:
"You don’t NEED a mint condition Darth Vader figure in the package to survive unless you're a pretty girl who gets cornered at Comic-Con and need something to toss as a distraction so you can escape without being eye-raped by every nerd in a Starfleet costume."

-THINKING THE DINOSAURS ROAMED THE EARTH 10,000 YEARS AGO:
"It's fairly obvious that if you don't believe that the dinosaurs lived millions and millions of years ago, you're stranded on the short bus in the middle of moron bridge over the raging rapids of dumbf*ck river."

"PISSED OFF: Is Better Than Being Pissed On" pulls no punches and goes right for the jugular. Unapologetic and oh-so not politically correct, this book will definitely cock-punch your funnybone until you beg for mercy.
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940013492660
  • Publisher: Glenneyre Press
  • Publication date: 11/18/2011
  • Series: Pacific Coast Hellway Presents: , #1
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 835,726
  • File size: 579 KB

Meet the Author

Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff is a bestselling and award-winning author living in Los Angeles who has been known to occasionally moonlight as a TV host, voice-over artist and rock journalist. A professional composer of music for television for many years, opportunity knocked and transformed him into a screen/TV writer and author featured on “Access Hollywood.” Then a podcast recorded in his car became a weeknightly drive-time radio show on Sirius Sateillite Radio. He is a former member of MENSA, having quit because, in his opinion, "The parties sucked."
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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 2, 2012

    Well, at least he tried...

    You ever know someone who wasn't very popular, but under the disillusion that people actually cared what he had to say? Someone who freely gives his views, thinking that he has his friends' undivided attention, when the truth is that the room is quiet because they are mocking him?
    I hate to say it, but that is the sense that I got from Mark's book, and while I was able to read only half of it. It wasn't necessarily the language, because I myself swear all the time - although his swearing was so extreme that it became obvious that it was for shock value only. It wasn't really in his tone, because, barring one little problem (which I'll get into as the core issue), he is actually a pretty good writer, although the phrase "but I digress" is used to the point that it becomes a mockery of itself... seriously, he comes across as a stand-up on comedy night - someone just not funny. And he's painful to watch, because you know how much he's really trying.
    And now the core problem, the reason why I will not be recommending this book or it's author to anyone over the age of 17... smugness. This guy is just a dick. I'm sure he doesn't mean to be a dick, but it's the way that he talks (writes) - the smug "I'm better than everyone! My opinions are all epiphanies, I alone am the genius who has figured out all of life's mysteries.". This guy is smug, and it's a shame, too, because he is a good writer, and I was really looking forward to reading this.

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