Plate Armor and Spacesuits Both Hold Farts [NOOK Book]

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Overview

Life giving you the finger? Pull it! These quirky tales of sci-fi and fantasy will take you to realms where lightspeed meets light-hearted and you can't say awkward without orc.


From the perils of being a dragon's beauty consultant to hidden benefits of software in whiteware, S J Cavanagh shows that he's outstanding in left field. Includes "Elf Esteem", which made ASIM's Best of Fantasy Vol 1.

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Plate Armor and Spacesuits Both Hold Farts

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Overview

Life giving you the finger? Pull it! These quirky tales of sci-fi and fantasy will take you to realms where lightspeed meets light-hearted and you can't say awkward without orc.


From the perils of being a dragon's beauty consultant to hidden benefits of software in whiteware, S J Cavanagh shows that he's outstanding in left field. Includes "Elf Esteem", which made ASIM's Best of Fantasy Vol 1.

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940044732285
  • Publisher: S J Cavanagh
  • Publication date: 7/19/2012
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 877,146
  • File size: 218 KB

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Sydney based writer whose works spans the comic to the horrific, sci-fi to thrillers.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 12, 2012

    Definitely quirky

    These stories are definitely quirky, but several of them are not well-written. At several points, it's obvious that the author wore out his thesaurus looking for the "right" word. Free books are fun, but in this case, you get the value that you paid for it.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 29, 2012

    Asshole is first

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 5, 2012

    SPINYFLEA IS FIRST!

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