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Skulduggery and Valkyrie are facing a new enemy: Baron Vengeous, who is determined to bring back the terrifying Faceless Ones and is crafting an army of evil to help him. Added to that, Vengeous is about to enlist a new ally (if he can raise it from the dead): the horrible Grotesquery, a very unlikable monster of legend.
Once Vengeous is on the loose, dead bodies and vampires start showing up all over Ireland. Now pretty much everybody is out to kill Valkyrie, and the daring detective duo faces its biggest challenge yet.
But what if the greatest threat to Valkyrie is just a little closer to home?
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Playing with Fire
Chapter One
Hanging Around
Alkyrie Cain hit the parapet and tumbled, unable to stop herself, and with a panicked gasp she disappeared off the edge. The church tower stood high and proud, looking out over Dublin City. The night breeze was brisk and carried snatches of laughter from the street below. It was a long way down. A man in a tattered coat walked up to the edge and peered over. He smirked.
"This is insulting," he said. "Don't they know how dangerous I am? I am very, very dangerous. I'm a killer. I'm a trained killing machine. And still, they send you. A child."
Valkyrie felt her grip on the ledge loosen. She ignored the goading of the man standing above her and looked around for something else to grab on to. She looked everywhere but down. Down was where the street was, where the long drop and the sudden stop was. She didn't want to look down. She didn't want anything to do with down right now.
"What age are you?" the man continued. "Thirteen? What kind of responsible adult sends a thirteen-year-old child to stop me? What kind of thinking is that?"
Valkyrie swung herself gently toward the tower, planting her feet against a small buttress. The fear started to work through her, and she felt herself freeze up. She closed her eyes against the oncoming wave of paralysis.
The man was Vaurien Scapegrace, currently wanted in five countries for various counts of attempted murder. He hunkered down at the edge and smiled happily.
"I am turning murder into an art form. When I—when I kill, I'm actually painting a big, big picture, using bloodand, and . . . messiness. You know?"
Below Valkyrie, the city twinkled.
"I'm an artist," Scapegrace continued. "Some people don't appreciate that. Some people don't recognize true talent when they see it. And that's fine. I'm not bitter. My time will come."
"Serpine tried to bring the Faceless Ones back," Valkyrie managed to say. Her fingers were burning, and the muscles in her legs were screaming at her. "We stopped him. We'll stop you, too."
He laughed. "What, you think I want the old gods to walk the Earth once again? Is that it? You think Nefarian Serpine was my leader? I'm not one of those nut-bag disciples, all right? I'm my own man."
Valkyrie had one chance, but she needed to be calm to take advantage of it. Her powers, limited though they were, were Elemental—the manipulation of earth, air, fire, and water. But at this stage of her training they didn't work when she was panicking.
"So if you don't want the Faceless Ones to return," she said, "what do you want? Why are you doing this?"
He shook his head. "You wouldn't understand. It's grown-up stuff. I just want a little appreciation for who I am, that's all. That's not much to ask, is it? But of course, you wouldn't know. You're just a kid." He shrugged. "Oh well. Time to die."
He reached down to shove her.
"Have you killed anyone?" she asked quickly.
"What? Did you miss what I said, about turning murder into an art form?"
"But you haven't actually killed anyone yet, have you? I read your file."
He glowered. "Technically, yeah, all right, maybe I haven't, but tonight's the night. You're going to be my first."
She readied herself, controlled her breathing. "Find the space where everything connects," she murmured.
Scapegrace frowned. "What?"
Valkyrie kicked upward, taking her right hand from the outcrop and feeling the air against her palm. She pushed at it the way she'd been taught, and it shimmered and hit Scapegrace, throwing him off his feet. Valkyrie clutched at the edge of the parapet, her legs swinging in open air. She grunted and pulled herself up, then flung her left arm across the edge and hauled herself the rest of the way.
Valkyrie got to her feet, her arms and legs trembling after the strain, and moved away from the edge. The wind whipped her dark hair across her face.
Scapegrace was already getting up, and she saw anger seep into his features. She clicked her fingers, generating a spark that she caught in her hand. She tried to focus, tried to build it into a flame, but Scapegrace was coming at her like a freight train.
She jumped and thrust out both feet. Her boots slammed into his chest, and he hit the ground again and went sprawling.
He turned to her just as she lashed a kick into his jaw. His body twisted and he tumbled back, came up to his feet, then lost his balance, fell again. He spat blood and glared.
"You little brat," he snarled. "You uppity, sneaky little brat. You don't know who you're messing with, do you? I am going to be the greatest killer the world has ever known." He stood up slowly, wiping his sleeve across his burst lip. "When I'm finished with you, I'm going to deliver your mutilated, bloody corpse to your masters, as a warning. They sent you up against me, alone. Next time they're going to have to send a battalion."
Valkyrie smiled, and Scapegrace's anger flared. "What the hell is so funny?"
"First of all," she said, her confidence growing, "they're not my masters. I don't have a master. Second, they don't need a battalion to take you down. And third—and this really is the most important point—whoever said I came alone?"
Scapegrace frowned, turned, saw someone walking up behind him—a skeleton in a black suit—and he tried to attack, but a gloved fist hit his face, a foot hit his shin, and an elbow slammed into his chest. He fell in an awkward heap.
Skulduggery Pleasant turned to Valkyrie. "You all right?"
"I'll kill you both!" Scapegrace howled.
"Hush," Skulduggery said.
Scapegrace launched himself forward and Skulduggery moved in to him, grabbed his outstretched arm, and spun him around, then abruptly cut him off by slamming a forearm into his throat. Scapegrace flipped in midair, landed painfully.
Playing with Fire. Copyright (c) by Derek Landy . Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Publishers, Inc. All rights reserved. Available now wherever books are sold.5387743
Posted March 31, 2011
what more cann i say?
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Posted May 2, 2012
Post name and description. Like this:
Child name: Misty Brooks
Third name: Dawning Rivers
Real name: Ryshyru Iyliri
Focus of Magic: Elemental
Age: 40 (looks like 20 because of the magic) [plus it cannot be your real age in life]
Looks like: Tall, 5 foot 6. Golden hair with green eyes. Always wears a white suit made by Bespoke. Has a magic sword (it can slice through anything) that she wears on her back.
Plus: No one knows her real name but her. Is always called Dawning or Miss Rivers by her colleagues.
Anonymous
Posted April 3, 2012
Are you suggjesting to that horrible new song becaues kts a crapy song
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Posted March 4, 2012
Best book i ever read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted February 14, 2012
I loved it from the first page. The witted humor, the fighting, the witted humor while fighting, the darkness, and even some light gore with just a sprinkle of magic. Skuldugger is my altime favorite charater. Hope that little comment didn't florish his huge ego more so. Sometimes, i think he and my dad are twins. Something in the apperance makes them diffrent through. Is it the eyes? Yeah, thats it.
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Posted January 28, 2012
Awesome cant even describe it! Skullduggery Pleasent combines all the traits i look for in a book: humor, crimefighting, suspense, and non-stp action! Add in a fearless heroien with an awesome name ( Valkyrie Cain! How is that not cool?) a crack wit detective and a list of nefarious, vile and vengeous villians and you cant help being on the edge of your seat!
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Posted January 22, 2012
Amazing story! Good gor age ranges 10-adult. WOW!
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Posted January 13, 2012
When I first read skulduggery pleasant I thought it would be good, but I was wrong it was totally awsome. I hope to someday become the best book write like dereck landy sometime while I have time to just focus on just being a fourteen and a half year old and just also practice on my writing, but sometimes I feel like I am growing up too fast.
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Posted May 7, 2012
The book was really good. The gore was very disriptive. The ending battle was probable the best part of the book. I with that the next book was sold on the nook. I believe that the next four book are only sold in Europe.
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Posted January 2, 2012
Really goood for teens
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Posted December 26, 2011
Awesome!!!!!
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Posted October 14, 2011
I luv the first book and cant wait to read this one!!!
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Posted September 28, 2011
I loved this book. I could not wait for it after reading the first one.
I wish Derek Landy would continue on with another. My son and I would fight over who would get the next book.
Anonymous
Posted July 22, 2011
Best book ever!!! 5 stars!! Couldnt put my book down
Was this review helpful? Yes NoThank you for your feedback. Report this reviewThank you, this review has been flagged.the only reason this is my second favorite book is because the 1st one is my favorite one if you want to know more about the seres go to the website and/or look at my other review under the scepter of the ancients for information on the individual qualities of each three books out so far but if you dont bother you should at least know that landy is going to make nine witch is sad and the movie is supposed to come out in 2010 or close to that however i think more along the lines of 2011 currently w brother studioes holds the film rights 4 the 1st one and are discusing the second and third but somewhare i read that their craming the first three into one i dont know if this is true or not but i shore hope not but if your 12 to mid teen u must read this book i have read it again and again its worth and it never gets old skulduggery rocks and is halarious!!!!!!! but beryl or what ever her stuped name is sucks ''he sounds like a lunatic wa i only got a broach a boat and a car''(if you havent read the first one u wont know what im talking about)
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Posted February 16, 2009
This book is filled with excitment. There is no "dull" part in "Playing with Fire". The action keeps you turning the pages. Skulduggery Pleasant's personality has you laughing-out-loud. This book is great for young adults and teens. I don't believe it is good for classrooms, though, for it does have some (not very many) gory details. I much enjoyed reading this book. I give "Playing with Fire" two thumbs up.
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Posted November 2, 2008
OH YEAH!!!!!! U've got 2 get this book!!! It rocks. everythings great. though i have to admit that the first one was better. but u hav 2 read both. O YEA!!!!!! Warning!!!. U don't want to give this 2 any kid under 6 or 7. LOT'S OF BLOOD. people's heads blow up and they blow up toooooo.
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Posted June 12, 2008
Playing with fire is the second book of skulduggery pleasant. It was amazing and i highly recommend it.
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Posted May 27, 2008
this book is the best book i have ever read. it is filed with twists and tales that will make you sit on the edge of your seat all the time.
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Posted June 14, 2008
An excellent thriller of the skeleton and the girl. When i first read this book i knew that it's more than meets the eye. I thoroughly enjoyed reading it and i couldn't put it down. page by page the mysteries unfold and the adventure progresses.
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Overview
Skulduggery and Valkyrie are facing a new enemy: Baron Vengeous, who is determined to bring back the terrifying Faceless Ones and is crafting an army of evil to help him. Added to that, Vengeous is about to enlist a new ally (if he can raise it from the dead): the horrible Grotesquery, a very unlikable monster of legend.
Once Vengeous is on the loose, dead bodies and vampires start showing up all over ...