Table of Contents
1 Yes, It's My Real Name, Shut Up 1
2 Pajama Bottoms 7
3 Playing with Myself 15
4 Up-Syncing for My Life 24
5 You're a Gay Man, Charlie Brown 31
6 Donald Trump Is My Father 44
7 I'm a Pretty Gurl, Momma 54
8 Chicken 61
9 The Prick in the Balloon 76
10 L'Chaim, Mel Gibson! 87
11 Goodnight, Irene 102
12 WTF Rhymes with Orange? 111
13 Beyond Parody 125
14 It's Not Easy Being Green Screen 132
15 Not Now, Jimmy Kimmel! 139
16 Viral 152
17 Seems We Just Get Started and Before You Know It … 164
18 … Comes the Time We Have to Say So Long 174
19 Pink Glasses 185
20 Cleanup on Aisle '10 190
21 Patti Fucking LuPone 208
22 Ladies and Gentlemen, My Mother … 216
23 What Are You Gonna Do? 233
24 Me, My Selfie & iPhone 241
Acknowledgments 247