I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
Q: What's the difference between an IRS agent and a mosquito?
A: One is a bloodsucking parasite; the other is an insect.
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendar ends there because the Spanish invaded our country and we got a little busy. Okay?
Sincerely, The Mayans
Are you tired of the political mud-slinging, dinner-time phone calls, and never-ending ads on TV telling you why you should vote for candidate A and not for candidate B?
If you have the campaign-season blues, Sandy Rozelman has just the cure you're looking for! Politics is a Joke is a compilation of political jokes sure to make you laugh away your blue (or red) state. Tackling hot-button issues of recent political campaigns, these jokes will have both sides of the aisle laughing all the way to the polling booth.
"Politics Is A Joke is the finest compendium of political humor to come down the pike in a long, long time. It's a must for fans of both full fledge folly and freedom. Hilarious!" Michael Heaton, Minister of Culture, "The Cleveland Plain Dealer"
For more laughs, check out Sandy's other joke books: You're Gonna Laugh and Who Said Jews Aren't Funny.