Poop Tales: The Perfect Reading Material for Any Bathroom a Compilation of Hilarious Stories

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Many people say, "You can't judge a book by its cover". That saying definitely doesn't apply in this case, because the title and picture say it all. In this book the vulnerability of us all is humorously exposed as we typically find ourselves trying to hide the human condition, which has been passed down throughout mankind.

If you breathe, then you eat, if you eat then you poop. No one is exempt from this natural act of waste disposal. However, most people will sit in misery ...

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Poop Tales: The Perfect Reading Material for Any Bathroom A Compilation of Hilarious Stories

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Overview

Many people say, "You can't judge a book by its cover". That saying definitely doesn't apply in this case, because the title and picture say it all. In this book the vulnerability of us all is humorously exposed as we typically find ourselves trying to hide the human condition, which has been passed down throughout mankind.

If you breathe, then you eat, if you eat then you poop. No one is exempt from this natural act of waste disposal. However, most people will sit in misery rather than admit the need to go. Whether you are rich or poor, man or woman, you know you have been stuck in some kind of compromising situation. Maybe you have experienced the helplessness of finishing your business, only to discover an empty toilet paper cylinder at your side as you contemplate your options before heading back in to the office. Possibly it was the embarrassment of trying to expel a little gas to relieve an uncomfortable pressure, only to find a science experiment gone wrong in your drawers when the gas changed to a liquid. Or perhaps the awkwardness of a first date has been multiplied by a thousand, as you begin to feel the grumbles in your stomach set in after dinner.

Each hilarious tale tells of the experiences of the authors from many different stages in their lives. They share experiences ranging from their own childhood, through the college years, into young adulthood and finally reach full circle with funny tales about their own children. These stories have been written with every intention of making you smile if you must be stuck on the throne for any length of time. Can you honestly think of a better topic for the most notorious and infamous reading room in history?

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781438942131
  • Publisher: AuthorHouse
  • Publication date: 1/28/2009
  • Pages: 80
  • Sales rank: 877,529
  • Product dimensions: 6.00 (w) x 9.00 (h) x 0.19 (d)

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 6, 2014

    Tummy troubles. Part one

    One day was a girl named bobalina. Bob for short. One day she ate so much foood she thought the belt around her waste was gonna explode. She had ate 5 big choco chunk cookies, 3 bowls big bowls of ice cream, a whole cake. 10 big bolws of pudding and 20 big cupcakes. Bobs stomach growled fiercley in pain. Bob was at her friends house her friend was kat. Kat offered her another whole cake. Bob ate the cake greedily. "Owwwwww!" Bob noaned clutching her stomach. Bob farted loudly and burped violently. She was very gasssy. "Oh bob just one more ice cream..." kat urged. Bob shook her head and ran to the bathroom. She went extra explosive diarea! After bob came out (20 minutes later) kat shoved a cake in bobs mouth. They both went to watch tv. They could hardly hear the tv over the sounds bob was making. Pffft (loud and smelly fart). Urrrrrrrup (gassy burp)). Errrrrr (loud belly rumbling). Kats mom came in and offered them both 3 giant frozen yogurts. "YES!" Kat answered for both of them. When they ate it bobs belt went flying out. Her large food filled tummy sticking out. Bob lifted up her shirt (only so they could see her stomach) and her tummy rumbled violently. It shook so much that bob had to hold it to control it. "My tummmy owwwww, why did i eat so much!" Bob graoned. Kat started feeling sick too "oh bob i dont feel so good either." Kat said clutching her stomach. They both ran to the bathroom and did diarria. When they both came out kats mom made them eat 100 more cupcakes. They where so fat when they walked the house shook. "Ahhhhh those cupcakes were so good!" Kat and bob said then they both said, "uhhhh uh oh!" They both started spwing out puke!!!!!!!! When they finished they sighed "im glad thats over!" "Yea!" Part two on the poop book

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    Posted January 27, 2013

    No

    You did not go skating and you are not freaking tired

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    She is shes in the play with me

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    Posted February 12, 2013

    Loop

    Cool hey your mom said that u had to take out the trash why

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    Posted April 13, 2013

    Suck

    This BOOK sucks

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