Pregnancy Sucks [NOOK Book]

Overview

Pregnancy Sucks, by Joanne Kimes and Sanford A. Tisherman, M.D., gives you real solutions to all the annoying and somewhat awkward situations that can unexpectedly arise during your pregnancy.

Did you know that:

  • Farm-fresh butter, or petroleum jelly, works just as well for your itchy belly as a fancy and overpriced "pregnancy" product?
  • If you're put on bedrest, ...
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Overview

Pregnancy Sucks, by Joanne Kimes and Sanford A. Tisherman, M.D., gives you real solutions to all the annoying and somewhat awkward situations that can unexpectedly arise during your pregnancy.

Did you know that:

  • Farm-fresh butter, or petroleum jelly, works just as well for your itchy belly as a fancy and overpriced "pregnancy" product?
  • If you're put on bedrest, walkie-talkies will allow you to yell at your husband-no matter where he is in the house!
  • Surrounding yourself with regular pillows (don't forget to swipe your husband's) is just as good as buying a special large "pregnancy pillow"-and more adaptable to giving support where you personally need it?
  • Doing the hokey pokey, or taking a warm shower, can ease Braxton Hicks contractions?

Full of insight, hilarity, and practical solutions on every page, Pregnancy Sucks shows how, through it all, you can survive with your health, dignity, and sanity intact!

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781440501951
  • Publisher: F+W Media
  • Publication date: 11/1/2003
  • Series: Sucks
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Edition number: 1
  • Pages: 272
  • Sales rank: 127,672
  • File size: 2 MB

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 13, 2005

    This Book Made Feel Normal and OK about that way I have been feeling.

    THIS IS A GREAT BOOK. I'm not sure but either the reviewer has never been pregnant, or is someone that goes around saying 'I just love being pregnant'. I had been given the typical books, including What to Expect When You're Expecting. When I flipped that particular book open, it opened to nutrition (which is of course very important)... I went to tears. The first line I read was 'eat with effiency. With every bite ask 'is this the best bite i can give my baby'' At that point in my pregnancy I had felt good to just put something in my mouth (anything, that day being McDonald's hamburger) and keep it down. As I looked at the last bite of my burger, I went to tears, thinking I am already a bad mother. I eventually took it upon myself to find my own pregnancy book...something not sugar-coating things happening to my body and constantly reminding me of the blessed miracle in my belly. While at my local Barnes & Nobel I was scanning titles in the pregnancy/baby section. Pregnancy Sucks caught my attention. That's how I had been feeling for weeks now. I flipped it open and starting reading a section on drool. Yes, I too have been waking up with a soaked pillow lately. I looked to my husband and said 'this is my book.' I read about half of it that night. I laughed and felt like maybe I'm not such a bad person for feeling so miserable. My miracle is still making me miserable, but at least I'm not feeling even worse for feeling so bad.

    4 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 9, 2006

    Best Book By Far!!!

    I was online looking for a book to help me with all my pregnancy symptoms when I came across this book. I bought it and it's partner 'Pregnancy Sucks for Men'. My husband and I have read them both a few times now and roll on the floor laughing at how familiar our lives are in relation to the book. It made me feel good to know that it's ok to not like being pregnant, and it's ok to complain about it. Never once through this whole book did I ever feel guilty or feel like a bad mother for not liking pregnancy. It doesn't sugar coat the symptoms, and gives it to you in full force. I will give this book to all pregnant friends and family members in the future.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted May 31, 2013

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    Pregnancy Is Hard

    Most books i have read on being pregnant while pregnant do have an air of earth mother, 'the Glow', these pains will pass and everyone will admire you about them. Reading Pregnancy Sucks while pregnant made me feel a lot better about my aches and pains and commiserated with me. It was okay not to feel beautiful and everyone has their moments of doubt. It allowed me to relax, laugh a little at all the nonsense but move on and know that all of this is crazy difficult, but I was not alone.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 5, 2014

    Good general info on the nitty-gritty of pregnancy

    I like how light-hearted and easy it was to read this book. It gave good month by month not so lovely details about pregnancy that you may not hear about from others. Sometimes the author seems a bit dramatic, but that's what makes the book flow. I chose this over The Girlfriend's Guide because I heard that book was overly negative.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 2, 2013

    This book is ok

    It seems like a lot of medical advice and technology has changed since this book was originally published. The author mentions taking a vhs to record the ultrasound.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 22, 2013

    Is ok

    Pregnancy is horrible. I wake up achy and then I throw up all morning. I know, I have a miracle but ughhh. My husband has been so understanding. The worst thing was i found out a month ago and i was already a month and a half along. This boik has a tiny bit of sugarcoating to ease the migranes I see in my future. This book makes everything clear. It tells you the bad stuff with some humor. I have at least 6 more months but this book is ny lifesaver. I was freaking out at first but now this book made me non catonic. Thank god. Ideas for baby names, anyone?

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 9, 2013

    DONT DO IT

    Dont make fun of pregos.imma teen and im also prego.i went over to my boyfriends house.......

    0 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 22, 2013

    Ha

    Jerks.Pregnet people are jerks.They say the wrong stuff about books.There also faties.Ha ha to pregnet people.

    0 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted July 2, 2011

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    Loved this book

    As mothers to be your made to lie and act like being pregnant is just super and this book showed the many ways it is not.....and was super funny about it

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 31, 2010

    Telling you what nobody ever tells you about pregnancy

    I think this is a great book. Unlike the other pregnancy books I've seen this book is really from the perspective of someone who has gone through pregnancy instead of a doctor. There are so many symptoms that you may go through during your pregnancy that no one ever seems to tell you about. And although pregnacy is this miracle and blessing it does still suck and you might as well know what lies ahead of you. I think this is a great book to supplement the traditional preganacy books that people typically get. I gives you an insight and a different perspective on pregnancy that I think most pregnant women would appreciate.

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 19, 2006

    A Great Book For Everyone!!!

    This book tells the truth about how you are feeling and will feel and makes you feel normal for it! It addresses concerns and events that other books skim over. It's a fantastic source for information and laughs!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 3, 2005

    The ABSOLUTE truth to pregnancy, with humor!

    This book was absolutely WONDERFUL! For once, I was happy to find a book on pregnancy that showed that it isn't a bucket of roses. Not only did it mention the fact that pregnancy can be MISERABLE, but with humor. I read this book over and over with my second pregnancy, and I would laugh so hard at times, I would acutally pee my pants(that just happens to be a point in her book, haha.)Even my husband found it to be amusing. The quotes in the top of the pages were the best. I think every mother to be, or just mothers out there should read this book.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 17, 2004

    Great Book

    Pregnancy is miracle but being pregnant isn't all it is cracked up to be! I found this book when trying to decide what to get at the Starbucks at Barnes & Noble. I could no longer drink coffee as it was on the list of items I should limit (or rather cut from my diet), I lost the taste for it anyway. I went through all the things the author did, this book was a bible for me. It made me laugh out loud, it comforted me when I felt scared. I have several friends who are now pregnant and this is the book I get for them. Great book!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 9, 2004

    2nd time mommy

    I had a miserable first pregnancy. I am now 6 weeks along with our 2nd little miracle...and you don't want to be any where near me...I am, once again, miserable with nausea, sciatica, migraines, mood swings, constipation, etc., etc. I bought this book today and am already half way through it. This is by far, one of THE BEST BOOKS I have ever read...about pregnancy or anything else for that matter. It has made me laugh out loud, cry and finally feel OK with the fact that I hate being pregnant. Her blunt, dry sarcasm and honest facts (at least for some of us) is truely a wonderful thing and I am thankful that this book came out before I got pregnant this time around.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 16, 2004

    I loved this book!!

    It may not be for everyone but I loved it. I thought it was very funny and laughed out loud many times while reading it. For some women pregnancy isn't a fantastic joy ride. I can relate to a lot of what the author talks about. I have been remarkably moody and irritable through a good portion of my pregnancy. It's nice to know you're not alone. Reading these reviews has inspired me to read the book again while I'm in the home stretch.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 17, 2004

    Finally, someone speaks the truth (at least for some of us)

    I also felt the critics review was way off. First of all, the title of the book pretty much gives you an indication that it's not an academic reference book. Hello, why would you even pick it up if you were just looking to hear the rosy, everything is so happy version of pregnancy. That's precisely why I like this book so much. It described exactly how I was feeling. Just because it talks about the unpleasant things about pregnancy doesn't mean it's negative at all, in fact, I found the humor very uplifting. I took great comfort in realizing that I wasn't alone in the way I felt and it made me feel much better about all my annoying ailments. People just need to be honest and instead of pushing the 'you should be so happy' attitude around, just be able to accept how a pregnant person really feels. It shouldn't be a social taboo not to feel well during pregnancy.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 26, 2004

    Its nice to know that someone else whines!

    Finally a book that recognizes the reality of being pregnant and working at that same time. Being pregnant is a magical time, but its also a time full of aches and pains and all-day sickness. I enjoyed her sense of humor, and the honesty with which she talked about different symptoms. No need to sugar coat things as many other books do.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 9, 2004

    Good info, bad format.

    I thought this book had alot of good information but it was written in a depressing way. The entire book made me feel that the author was totally depressed and upset throughout the entire pregnancy. I realize that many of the subjects are an unpleasant reality of pregnancy, but it seemed to be telling you that you will wake up each day of your pregnancy hating yourself, your partner and anyone that comes within 10 feet of you. There has to be some good aspect to the process or everyone would be an only child. Again, I thought it was informative but a little too pushy.

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 26, 2004

    Finally a book that understands!

    I've read every pregnancy book I could get my hands on and Pregnancy Sucks is the best one out there by far. It's funny and compassionate and makes it okay to not love being pregnant. I highly recommend it.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 1, 2004

    Don't Recommend

    Talks about all the negative aspects of pregnancy. Would never recommend to a pregnant woman. May have helpful information, but the format was far from funny.

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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