Pretty Little Mistakes

Pretty Little Mistakes

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by Heather McElhatton
     
 

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There are hundreds of lives sown inside Pretty Little Mistakes, Heather McElhatton's singularly spectacular, breathtakingly unique novel that has more than 150 possible endings. You may end up in an opulent mansion or homeless down by the river; happily married with your own corporation or alone and pecked to death by ducks in London; a Zen master in Japan

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There are hundreds of lives sown inside Pretty Little Mistakes, Heather McElhatton's singularly spectacular, breathtakingly unique novel that has more than 150 possible endings. You may end up in an opulent mansion or homeless down by the river; happily married with your own corporation or alone and pecked to death by ducks in London; a Zen master in Japan or morbidly obese in a trailer park.

Is it destiny or decision that controls our fate? You can't change your past and start over from scratch in real life—but in Pretty Little Mistakes, you can! But be warned, choose wisely.

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Publishers Weekly

Adults who remember the Choose Your Own Adventure YA novels are the target audience for this debut from Public Radio International producer McElhatton. The book opens with a female second person's high school graduation, which leads "you" to two possible choices: travel or college. Each succeeding section (mostly between one and four pages) similarly offers two options for proceeding, leading to an impressive array of possible developments, from a trip to Rome that can result in a live-in Italian artist boyfriend, to a dead-end job as a phone sex operator with the moniker of Stormy Sioux. Situations include the playfully surreal, such as a stint in a German circus as a nude ice dancer, and the tender, as in a life lived on the Iceland coast with a lovely, seal-obsessed child who has Down syndrome and a devoted scientist husband. There's also crystal meth addiction, rape, death by explosion, bursts of salty humor and moments of descriptive lyricism, especially in McElhatton's many vivid imaginings of the afterlife ("heaven is a junk shop... broken beauty everywhere"). Nevertheless, many situations are cartoonish; some of the events repeat or overlap; and "You" remains a cipher, making this "Do-Over Novel" more role-playing for the rut-stuck than a good read. (May)

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Kirkus Reviews
An adult Choose Your Own Adventure from public-radio producer McElhatton. As in that vintage children's series, the protagonist-you-is offered many choices en route to 150 different endings. One major difference, however, is that McElhatton's debut confronts such decidedly mature dilemmas as whether or not to remain the houseguest of Alouette, nee Rashid, a London-based Indian transvestite privy to the ways of the bordello and even the "gloryhole." Those fondly remembered children's mysteries never posited a protagonist on a heroin-peddling caravan, rocketing around Western Europe and leaving a trail of overdosed corpses in the rearview mirror. The author breaks new ground by taking an unsophisticated, gimmicky form and injecting it with a whopping dosage of X-rated content. Whether that innovation leads anywhere worth going is debatable. A book in which the teenage, sexually promiscuous narrator is beaten half-unconscious by her high-school boyfriend is presumably not intended for young readers. Adults, by contrast, while certainly capable of dealing with references to forced female circumcision and cunnilingus, are not likely to take seriously the "create your own ending" format. McElhatton has written an occasionally clever book that will appeal only to a very limited audience of grown-up readers who are unfazed by its methodology. It's the equivalent of an adults-only coloring book: what's the point?Interesting to read for about ten minutes, but some things really are just for kids. Agent: Elizabeth Sheinkman/Elaine Markson Literary Agency

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Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780061133220
Publisher:
HarperCollins Publishers
Publication date:
05/01/2007
Pages:
512
Sales rank:
906,598
Product dimensions:
5.31(w) x 8.00(h) x 1.15(d)
Age Range:
14 - 18 Years

Meet the Author

Heather McElhatton produced the award-winning literary series Talking Volumes. Her commentaries have been heard on This American Life, Marketplace, Weekend America, Sound Money, and The Savvy Traveler. She lives in Key West with her pug, Walter.

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