Prince of Dorkness: More Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire

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With his newfound vampire powers and his girlfriend Chloe, Nigel Mullet is finally happy and popular as the school year begins. But then a new guy, Jason, appears at school. All the girls think he’s better looking than Nigel. He’s definitely stronger and faster than Nigel. And he’s just stolen Nigel’s girlfriend. What’s a totally lame vampire to do?

Write bad poetry, get regularly beaten up by his little sister now that he's too weak to retaliate, and spy on his ex-girlfriend’s ...

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Prince of Dorkness: More Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire

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Overview

With his newfound vampire powers and his girlfriend Chloe, Nigel Mullet is finally happy and popular as the school year begins. But then a new guy, Jason, appears at school. All the girls think he’s better looking than Nigel. He’s definitely stronger and faster than Nigel. And he’s just stolen Nigel’s girlfriend. What’s a totally lame vampire to do?

Write bad poetry, get regularly beaten up by his little sister now that he's too weak to retaliate, and spy on his ex-girlfriend’s new boyfriend. . . . Eventually Nigel follows Jason and his family to the park in the middle of the night and is stunned to see them all transform into werewolves.

Will the truth win Chloe back? Or will Nigel be left howling at the moon in frustration?

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781442433885
  • Publisher: Aladdin
  • Publication date: 9/6/2011
  • Edition description: Simon & Schuster Children's Publishing
  • Pages: 336
  • Sales rank: 159,376
  • Age range: 10 - 14 Years
  • Product dimensions: 5.70 (w) x 8.10 (h) x 1.10 (d)

Meet the Author

Tim Collins is the author of ten books and has contributed to many magazines and newspapers. Originally from Manchester, he now lives in London.

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WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 31

School starts again tomorrow. It will be the first time I’ve seen my true love Chloe in two weeks, as she’s been on holiday with her parents in Greece. She invited me to go with them, but I was worried the sun would hurt my skin. Plus, I didn’t want all those mosquitoes sucking my blood. Which is rather hypocritical, I know.

© 2011 Michael O’Mara Books Limited

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 10, 2012

    Awesome

    Great book really funny :) :)

    5 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted September 9, 2011

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    Hilarious

    I sat in the store and read the whole book (thanks, Barnes & Noble!) and spent lots of time cracking up. Nigel is hilarious. I will definitely be sharing this one and recommending it for my local library.

    5 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 29, 2012

    MUST READ

    this book is AWSOME !!!!

    3 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted October 23, 2011

    Cant wait to read it

    I loved the first one. I cant wait to read this one. :)

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 22, 2011

    (:

    It was awsome!!!!!and funny

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 18, 2014

    Loved iT

    I thought this book was an amzing book . It was meaningfull and funny and had a lot of topic. It was very funny book i would recmong thid book to all of my friends and family

    Love ur 1and only Lillyanna, Y

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 12, 2012

    I LOVE THIS BOOK!!!!!!!!

    I just love this book so much i mean im not even finished with it and i already love it. Because it just has that twist 2 it. I LOVE THIS BOOK!!!!!!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 2, 2012

    AWESOME!!!!!!!!

    Loved it

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 26, 2011

    So so

    This book is ok but it isn't as good as the first

    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted September 14, 2011

    :(

    I got it on my nook but it wont download!!! I read the first one and loved it, so I'm looking forward to this one, if it ever downloads...

    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 25, 2014

    My 9 year old grandson absolutely loves this series!!

    My 9 year old grandson absolutely loves this series!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 1, 2013

    So funny

    Get it . Its so cool oh dont foget the frist book

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 2, 2012

    Fartkits story(ch.3- gas masks)

    Once apon a time fartkit came back to life and he lived in a fart bubble

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