Princess Charming [NOOK Book]

Overview

Elaine Zimmerman and her two best friends (they call themselves the “Three Blonde Mice”) have been taking annual vacations together ever since they first met – in divorce court where they bonded over their respective marital breakups.

This year, they’re taking a seven-day Caribbean cruise on the Princess Charming. It’s not Elaine’s idea of the perfect trip, but she figures ...
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Princess Charming

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Overview

Elaine Zimmerman and her two best friends (they call themselves the “Three Blonde Mice”) have been taking annual vacations together ever since they first met – in divorce court where they bonded over their respective marital breakups.

This year, they’re taking a seven-day Caribbean cruise on the Princess Charming. It’s not Elaine’s idea of the perfect trip, but she figures it won’t kill her to visit the islands on a floating cafeteria – or will it?

At first, she’s thrilled to be seated at dinner next to the hottest guy on the ship. Then she learns that one of the Three Blonde Mice has been targeted for murder and the hit man, hired by one of their ex-husbands, is already on board. But which o them is the marked woman? Whose ex is out to deep-six whom? And which shipboard Romeo has been paid to do the deed?

It’s all hands on deck in this hilarious romantic comedy.


“A shipload of fun.” – People
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Editorial Reviews

Booklist (March 1, 1997) - Melanie Duncan
... Heller uses stereotypical passengers and situations to highlight the humor of Elaine's plight. She is surrounded by amorous octogenarians, feuding newlyweds, and polyester heaven, and her reactions to the cruise make for an unforgettable read. Heller keeps getting better! A must purchase for all collections.
Kirkus - Kirkus Reviews (February 1, 1997)
Heller strikes again with this razzle-dazzle cruise ship murder mystery, sure to be a big hit with her faithful following. The Princess Charming is the crown jewel of the Sea Swan line. Middle-aged cliches Elaine Zimmerman (world-weary, hardened divorcee), Pat Kovecky (mom with a heart of gold abandoned by husband in mid-life crisis), and Jackie Gault (hot-to-trot suddenly single fortysomething) have done Canyon Ranch, hit Telluride, been to Anguilla--why not a Caribbean cruise?
People Magazine (June 2, 1997) - Cynthia Sanz
Heller, herself a former PR exec, has created a seamless read that blends romance, mystery and wit.

Though light on suspense -- a veteran romance reader will have little doubt how the drama will be resolved -- this Princess is a shipload of fun.
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940014942010
  • Publisher: TMG Electronic Self Publishing Services
  • Publication date: 7/17/2012
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 108,621
  • File size: 948 KB

Meet the Author

After nearly a decade of promoting bestselling authors for New York publishing houses, Jane Heller became a bestselling author herself. Her 13 novels, nine of which have been sold to Hollywood for movies and television, are now entertaining readers around the world. She has also written a nonfiction book about her passion for baseball and the Yankees, as well as a forthcoming survival guide for those caring for a loved one with a chronic or critical illness. Born and raised in Scarsdale, New York, Heller currently resides in Santa Barbara, California, with her husband, Michael Forester.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 2, 2003

    Definitely worth it!

    I loved this book, it had the right amount of mystery, romance, and laugh-out-loud humor that is perfect for a rainy day. I'd highly suggest it to anyone for a break from the sobby, melodramatic romance you get nowadays. Definitely, definitely worth it!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 13, 2013

    Loved it

    A great summer read

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 3, 2013

    Highly Recommended.....a lot of cute laughs

    A cute story with plenty of laughs. A light read. Enjoyable.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 7, 2006

    Three Blonde Mice And An Assasinator

    Elaine Zimmerman, Pat Kovecky and Jackie Gault have been termed the Three Blonde Mice since they met years ago when they were recently divorced from their husbands. Over the years they formed a beautiful friendship and went on annual vacations together. When one of them suggests a cruise for their upcoming holiday, Elaine Zimmerman was none too happy.What self respecting career driven Manhattan woman would board a ship named Princess Charming? But with much persuasion, Elaine finds herself boarding a fourteen story ship with a big glass slipper as their logo ( how lame) along with two thousand other passengers. The holiday starts on the wrong foot for Elaine when her luggage goes missing and she is left with no other choice but to purchase the dreadful sequined dresses in the Princess Charming boutique. To further `sweeten¿ the deal, the `heavenly view of the ocean¿ through a miniscule porthole is obscured by a gigantic lifeboat. But the arrival of a dashing man that goes by the name of Sam Peck brings some positive vibes for Elaine and she soon finds herself in an unexpected wondrous vacation romance. However, Elaine¿s little bubble of happiness evaporates when she accidentally stumbles upon information that an embittered ex husband has arranged for one of them to be killed on the cruise. Suddenly, Jackie falls sick with a mysterious ailment and Pat falls down a flight of stairs, forcing Elaine to wonder whether there was something more sinister about the unfortunate events that befell her friends. On her quest to investigate matters, Elaine finds herself second guessing all the men on the ship ¿ including her very own love interest. A lighthearted comedic book brimming with lush romance and rollicking wit, Jane Heller¿s lame idea of a hit man sent to murder a bitchy ex wife can easily pass of as an episode of the Love Boat starring the Golden Girls. Readers either find it so utterly dull that they would skip the pages to get to the end of the book for the conclusion, or they would be so engrossed in the novel and not see it coming. The choice is yours.

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  • Posted December 9, 2008

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    Fine amateur sleuth romance

    The three forty-something friends with no men in their lives, Elaine Zimmerman, Pat Kovecky and Jackie Gault, have gone on several vacations together. Pat and Jackie decide that their trip ought to be a Caribbean cruise on The Princess Charming. Reluctantly the third amigo agrees though the sailing makes her nervous...................... The trek starts off poorly for Elaine when she loses her luggage; she replaces her missing clothing by buying from the boutique sequined gowns that she must wear at all times. Elaine panics when she overhears someone planning to murder one of her buddies. She wonders which of the people at their table the killer is. She makes inquires hoping that is not Sam Peck, who she likes, but how could it be the elderly couple too busy having sex to kill anyone or the stockbroker and his wife too busy shopping and avoiding sex to kill anyone. ....................... Though the three female buddies are overly stereotyped, readers will enjoy this fine amateur sleuth romance due ironically because of the likable trio. Elaine is the prime star cruising for clues on who and why someone she dines with wants to kill one of her friends even as she wonders if a major suspect is at long last the love she has waited for over four decades to meet. Jane Heller writes a lighthearted romantic cruise mystery that is fun to read.............. Harriet Klausner

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 15, 2003

    Couldn't even finish, so redundant...

    Boring, redundant and disappointing. Listened to audiobook, so it may have been the fact that the reader was horrible. It was just down-right unfinishable.

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