Probed at Area 51 (Gay Tentacle Sex) [NOOK Book]

Overview

Jeff thinks he's snatched up a pretty sweet gig when he gets a job as a janitor at Area 51. But when his new boss introduces him to his prized tentacle beast, he quickly realizes that he wasn't hired for his cleaning skills!

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Probed at Area 51 (Gay Tentacle Sex)

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Overview

Jeff thinks he's snatched up a pretty sweet gig when he gets a job as a janitor at Area 51. But when his new boss introduces him to his prized tentacle beast, he quickly realizes that he wasn't hired for his cleaning skills!

PROBED AT AREA 51 is a kinky tale of rough tentacle sex. It includes strange, alien creatures with bizarre mating rituals, forced tentacle sex, cock milking, and deep anal probing.

3725 Words.

-EXCERPT-

The Sergeant sneered at me, then choked down a thick load of smoke. He pressed a small intercom button. "Jeff," he started, "I want to thank you for picking up an extra assignment so willingly. It'll definitely reflect well on your performance evaluation."

My face began to burn as I shouted back, "What the fuck is going on?"

"You're going to have the honor of being the first human to experience the mysterious Venusian Tentacle Creature's mating ritual. Your sacrifice will be of great benefit to the scientific community."

I could feel the tears rolling down my cheeks as I cried out, "I didn't agree to this! I would never agree to this!"

The Sergeant took another puff before continuing. "Haven't you read your job description? Night Shift Janitor- light cleaning, document disposal, and other duties as assigned." He stood up and approached the glass. "This, Jeff, is one of those duties."

"Fuck you!" I cried out. "Get me the fuck out-" before I could finish, a thick tentacle crammed itself between my lips, choking out my desperate pleas.
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940014863643
  • Publisher: Rex Handler
  • Publication date: 8/11/2012
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 210,575
  • File size: 18 KB

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