Raise Your Glass: Stuck in the Twilight Saga SPECIAL EDITION! [NOOK Book]

Funny

I have read the whole saga and this just made it even more funny. Thnks this cracked me up. P.s Team Jacob rules!!!

6 out of 7 people found this review helpful.

Funny but stupid.

I am a very big Twilight fan but i like funny stuff like this too. I totally believe this little store thing.

5 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

Poor guy

I feel sorry for the guy in the story. It was a good short story.

4 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

Eh

Its a cute short story but i dont think he has the right to critisize since he didnt read the whole series or watch all the movies

2 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

...it's hard to predict how a story is perceived by readers. Som

...it's hard to predict how a story is perceived by readers. Some sell well. Some do not. And just the same, some of my stories sell well. Some do not. However, I had a good feeling about `Raise Your Glass,' and knew the kind of reaction I would get: mix.

The same amount of people that likes it, hates it. Every time there is a negative review, a positive review counters the negative review. Then a negative review pops up. And the praise/criticism seems to be consistent as well.

The people that criticizes the story thinks a) I don't have the right to mock the series because I haven't finished all of the movies (though I would say after endearing the first two, I have enough knowledge at least) and b) I come off as just whiny, which might be true, but isn't it also whiny to whine about a whiner?!?

The people that praise the story got the humor behind the story, were able to laugh out loud, and I didn't exactly ruin their lives as a result. Some of these people are even Twilight fans that realize the popularity of this series is a little silly, and the gist of `Raise Your Glass' wasn't to criticize 4 of the greatest books of all time(!111111), but rather, the Twi-nerds themselves.

And I think that's why this story got some people offended. One reviewer (on Amazon) even mention that this story could be about anything; Star Wars fans, religious people, sports fans, any types of people really. Sure, I had fun knocking down Twilight (it isn't hard, really!) But the essence wasn't about Twilight but just being somewhere that you don't want to be at, tortured by being in the middle of a group of people that are passionate over a subject you don't care for, and watching these enthused people act lower than their own intelligence. This could have been about a Star Trek convention, and I would have gotten the same reaction by Trekkies and non-Trekkies.

But because I chose to pick on Twilight fans, the sensitivity level is a lot higher. The Twilight series is really geared toward the female pre-teen/teen/20-something/and cougar audience. They know what they like, and considering they are gullible to buy every TEAM JACOB/TEAM EDWARD item from Hot Topic/Torrid, of course they are going to get insulted by `Raise Your Glass.' If I was that deluded, I would even be insulted!

I had fun writing the story. I had fun publishing it. And I am having fun watching reader's reaction. I smile just as much when I read a negative review from a pissed off Twilight-er, especially the ones that criticize my criticism while spelling criticize wrong! I love the Barnes/Noble crowd. You guys make me LOL! Please, keep it going!!! - K.H.

1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

Lol im listing 2 twilight right now

1 out of 7 people found this review helpful.

Blah

Did kinda like the "script" which is the second part if the story.

1 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

Horrible

Stephenie Meyer did a great job on twilight.
Twiligh is a great book!

Wow...

I'm a HUGE twihard and i was laughing my ass off numerous times. I'm on team edward and my best friend is on team jacob so we argue all the time about who is better.

Gay as

Pubic hair soup and cok samich

Ur book

It was intresting

Wow

Not a 5 year olds kind of funny book, but a 25 year olds. People take sex " b****", and rudeness to seriously.

It sucks

This book was a waste of time twilight is the best book seris i have ever read team jacob!

Anonymous

Nobody is famous unless you have haters. That just prooves how famous stephine myer is. O and u haters suck it. I mean unless u read the book shut ur mouth. If u did read the book and didnt finish the series maybe u will grow 2 like it.

Grrrr

He dosnt like twilight:@ ! I think hes gay just for reading it

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Crapy book critisizing epic twilight so this g o d am n idiot need to shut his f u c k i n g wide hobo a s s up or else i will punch the b i t c h y s h i t out of this retarded guy who only read TWILIGHT and NEW MOON and wrote this book which i would shove it up his a s s if i could
(a hard cover)

0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

Team Edward&Jacob

I think that this book is a total waste of time. The twilight saga is a good series of books. This offended me cause i love the books. This person havnt even read the whole series and then go write a book about it to critisice the saga. I think this person should shut up. If this person didnt like the books then why would they read the second book or even finish the first book? Dont waste your time reading this book if you like the twilight saga. But if you hate the twilight saga then go ahead and read it but remember if you comment on this book then people are going to hate you more cause they go think you are a hater. And by the way i love both edward and jacob but i love edward the most. #proud of my comment

Hi

Hi

0 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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This book is great. Buy amd love it all the way baby
Worth the free buy