Real Vampires Don't Diet

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Real readers love this series and its "vampire to die for"(Kimberly Raye, USA Today bestselling author of Dead End Dating)-from the author of Real Vampires Get Lucky.

Gloriana St. Claire-curvy, stylish, and undead-is spending New Year's Eve alone. And it's all because her boyfriend, Jeremy Blade, is traipsing off to parts unknown to rescue his supposed daughter from the clutches of "dangerous radicals." But just as Glory settles in for the evening, a phone call from the ...

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Overview

Real readers love this series and its "vampire to die for"(Kimberly Raye, USA Today bestselling author of Dead End Dating)-from the author of Real Vampires Get Lucky.

Gloriana St. Claire-curvy, stylish, and undead-is spending New Year's Eve alone. And it's all because her boyfriend, Jeremy Blade, is traipsing off to parts unknown to rescue his supposed daughter from the clutches of "dangerous radicals." But just as Glory settles in for the evening, a phone call from the bodyguard of a drunk, newly-undead rock star could end her year on a crazy note.

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"Glory is everywoman with fangs."
-New York Times bestselling author Nina Bangs
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780425225646
  • Publisher: Penguin Group (USA) Incorporated
  • Publication date: 1/6/2009
  • Series: Real Vampires Series , #4
  • Pages: 352
  • Sales rank: 725,851
  • Product dimensions: 5.10 (w) x 7.90 (h) x 1.00 (d)

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Gerry Bartlett figures that vampires are pretty much like everyone else except for the liquid diet. Eternity or Mexican Food? Tough call. Then there's the whole problem with sunlight. When would she treasure hunt for her own antique business on the historic Strand of Galveston? Gerry's a native Texan and lives halfway between Houston and Galveston. Gerry loves hearing from her readers on her website.

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  • Posted January 6, 2009

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    REAL VAMPIRES ROCK

    If you are new to the REAL VAMPIRE books, witty dialogue, fascinating snippets of history and a captivating cast of characters are just a few of the reasons all four books are a must read! Each stands alone, but read one and you¿ll be hooked.<BR/><BR/>If you are already a Glory fan, REAL VAMPIRES DON¿T DIET is populated with familiar friends and foes while adding a sinister new villain with the ability to freeze victims into living statues. <BR/><BR/>When a family emergency forces Glory¿s boyfriend, Blade, to fly off to Europe on New Year¿s Eve, she expects to spend a quiet evening watching chick flicks. A phone call from pop star Ray Caine, a newly turned vampire who Glory has taken under her wing, causes her to rush to his lake house, where a party is in full swing. Alcohol is like poison to vampires. Ray is feeling depressed and well on the way to being drunk when Glory arrives. <BR/><BR/>Needing a safe distraction, Glory agrees to go for a midnight boat ride with Ray. Unfortunately, their trip puts them in the path of a Siren who has been cursed by the Goddess of Night. To break the curse, the Siren must deliver three vampires to the Goddess. Fortunately, even Sirens swoon under the spell of Ray¿s love songs, which enables him to make a deal ¿ Ray and Glory have until the next full moon to deliver three replacement vampires to the Siren or they will be sacrificed to the Goddess. WORSE, they are now forcibly compelled to answer the Siren¿s call. Regardless of what they are doing, how far away they go, day or night, when the Siren calls it is impossible for Glory and Ray not to respond.<BR/><BR/>With the clock ticking, Glory and Ray must pose as an engaged couple to fool an old enemy, the head of the Energy Vampires, with hopes of luring him and couple of his cohorts into the Siren¿s web. Energy Vampires are the ¿human¿ equivalent to drug pushers. Having three fewer on the streets of Austin would be a good thing and solve their problem. Only the fickle Goddess decides that one of the sacrificial vampires must be Casanova ¿ the brother of Flo, Glory¿s friend and roommate. If the situation weren¿t bad enough, Glory never found the opportunity to tell Blade about the `pretend¿ engagement to Ray, and he returns from Europe to find Glory and Ray in a very compromising situation. <BR/><BR/>Will Glory find a way to satisfy the Siren¿s demands, save Flo¿s brother and win Blade¿s forgiveness? Don¿t miss this exciting and fun adventure with Glory St. Claire!

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted June 1, 2009

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    I'm Hooked!

    After reading the first two novels I wasn't sure if I was going to keep reading this series but I'm glad I did. I really enjoyed reading the third and fourth book and can't wait for the fifth one to come out. In this book Glory is trapped by a Siren (which I love) and has to produce three male vampires or she'll die. I loved the authors use of different paranormal characters! Looking foward to the next one!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted April 15, 2013

    This book is one of my favorites in the series, hot men, funny f

    This book is one of my favorites in the series, hot men, funny friends, troubles and triumphs. Read any one of these books and you will be hooked!  

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 12, 2012

    Very cute

    I love Glory. This was a cute book in the series. I can not help but fall for Ray even though Blade is her true love. Enjoy the book my fellow fans!

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  • Posted January 6, 2011

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    fun and cute

    Good series I was hoping Glory and Ray would hook up in this book.

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  • Posted September 24, 2010

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    Excellent Series

    Okay so i've read through these books as fast as a heartbroken woman goes through chocolate! I lost alot of sleep reading this series, that's how good they are! This book really ticked me off though. I can't stand Blade at all and i was sooooo excited that Glory and Ray were getting close because Ray actually seems interested in Glory as a person ahem...vampire but Blade is constantly running off to do whatever without a single thought of leaving Glory alone yet again. Why Gerry Bartlett has made her character so enthralled by Blade is beyond me, i don't see it. And FINALLY one of the bad guys gets killed! There was starting to be a collection of all the bad guys from every book making an appearance in every other book and it was frustrating, kill the bad guy Gerry and create a new one in the new books, don't drag them all along in every book! Ok now that that's out of my system LOL I DO absolutely LOVE this series even if it frustrates me sometimes but hey any good book does i guess, i can only hope that RAY and Glory will end up together! I really love all the characters except Blade and i hope there are a lot more books to come in this series!!!

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  • Posted April 17, 2009

    A fun read.

    It is a humorous look at a vampire with a few different twists to make it different from other vampire books. It's not a serious book. Only for people who look for something humorous with a bit of sex.

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  • Posted April 6, 2009

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    Love these characters..

    Fun, light reading with offbeat characters. The series is well worth the time spent. Each book maintains a consistent pace that keeps you guessing. Overall lot's of fun!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 9, 2009

    Fun Book

    I have read all of the books in this series. They are all really fun with great humor. Would recommend them for a light read.

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  • Posted March 2, 2009

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    Differrent Take On Vampires

    I love reading vampire books but most of them were starting to repeat themselves. This book is a hilarious take on what happens when you become a vampire and don't change into supermodel.

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  • Posted February 22, 2009

    Not a thin vampire!

    This is the every woman vampire. Glory suffers through the same emotions most of us do, except she is a vampire. She is also caring and looking for committment on her terms. Storyline also mentions Greek mythical gods. Read akk the othe rGlory books first or you will feel left out.

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  • Posted February 20, 2009

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    Glory, Caine, Jerry, V-gotta love em!

    Gloriana is so fantastic!

    Caine, Jerry and Valdez are too funny

    Gotta love V!

    Can't wait to find out what happens at the Grammys!

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  • Posted November 30, 2008

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    an engaging urban fantasy

    Real Vampires Don¿t Diet<BR/>Gerry Bartlett <BR/>Berkley, Jan 2009, $14.00<BR/>ISBN: 9780425225646<BR/><BR/>For centuries old vampire Glory St. Claire is having a bit of a hissy fit because she is spending New Year¿s Eve in Austin by herself. Her boyfriend Jeremy Blade is traipsing off on some sort of rescue mission as his daughter was allegedly abducted by radicals. She is not quite by herself though as her telepathic dog Valdez tells her to go get a life when she plans for them to share a special bonding evening with chick flicks from hell (his not so subtle thoughts).<BR/><BR/>Infant vampire rock superstar Israel Caine invites Glory to a party he hosts; she knows he is drinking, a horrific error for a turned vamp so she rushes over to save him from himself. They go out on a boat ride on his vessel the Star Snoops on Lake Travis only to rescue Aglaophonos, call her Aggie a siren. Aggie informs Glory that she owes Circe three male vampires to break a curse and now has two captured albeit one is female and can only serve as a hostage. Caine, trying to keep Glory safe, declares she is his fiancée which upsets Blade while Glory persuades Aggie to cut a deal in which she and Caine will bring to her the three vampires; she figures how hard can it be to find and capture three evil vamps in Austin.<BR/><BR/>The fourth Gloriana Real Vampire saga (see ¿ HAVE CURVES, LIVE LARGE and GET LUCK) is an engaging urban fantasy filled with action and amusing chick lit asides. Glory is terrific as she struggles with a way out of the fiasco that Aggie has her in without alienating Circe. Fans will enjoy this fun lighthearted romp as Glory needs to deliver three vamps to lift a curse before she becomes a victim.<BR/><BR/>Harriet Klausner

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