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Real Vampires Don't Diet
     

Real Vampires Don't Diet

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by Gerry Bartlett
 

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Real readers love this series and its "vampire to die for"(Kimberly Raye, USA Today bestselling author of Dead End Dating)-from the author of Real Vampires Get Lucky.

Gloriana St. Claire-curvy, stylish, and undead-is spending New Year's Eve alone. And it's all because her boyfriend, Jeremy Blade, is traipsing off to parts unknown to

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Real readers love this series and its "vampire to die for"(Kimberly Raye, USA Today bestselling author of Dead End Dating)-from the author of Real Vampires Get Lucky.

Gloriana St. Claire-curvy, stylish, and undead-is spending New Year's Eve alone. And it's all because her boyfriend, Jeremy Blade, is traipsing off to parts unknown to rescue his supposed daughter from the clutches of "dangerous radicals." But just as Glory settles in for the evening, a phone call from the bodyguard of a drunk, newly-undead rock star could end her year on a crazy note.

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"Glory is everywoman with fangs."
-New York Times bestselling author Nina Bangs

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781440663192
Publisher:
Penguin Publishing Group
Publication date:
01/06/2009
Series:
Real Vampires Series , #4
Sold by:
Penguin Group
Format:
NOOK Book
Pages:
352
Sales rank:
285,078
File size:
409 KB
Age Range:
18 Years

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From the Publisher
"Glory is everywoman with fangs."
-New York Times bestselling author Nina Bangs

Meet the Author

Gerry Bartlett figures that vampires are pretty much like everyone else except for the liquid diet. Eternity or Mexican Food? Tough call. Then there's the whole problem with sunlight. When would she treasure hunt for her own antique business on the historic Strand of Galveston? Gerry's a native Texan and lives halfway between Houston and Galveston. Gerry loves hearing from her readers on her website.

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Real Vampires Don't Diet (Real Vampires Series #4) 4.5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 53 reviews.
trreadsTR More than 1 year ago
If you are new to the REAL VAMPIRE books, witty dialogue, fascinating snippets of history and a captivating cast of characters are just a few of the reasons all four books are a must read! Each stands alone, but read one and you¿ll be hooked.

If you are already a Glory fan, REAL VAMPIRES DON¿T DIET is populated with familiar friends and foes while adding a sinister new villain with the ability to freeze victims into living statues.

When a family emergency forces Glory¿s boyfriend, Blade, to fly off to Europe on New Year¿s Eve, she expects to spend a quiet evening watching chick flicks. A phone call from pop star Ray Caine, a newly turned vampire who Glory has taken under her wing, causes her to rush to his lake house, where a party is in full swing. Alcohol is like poison to vampires. Ray is feeling depressed and well on the way to being drunk when Glory arrives.

Needing a safe distraction, Glory agrees to go for a midnight boat ride with Ray. Unfortunately, their trip puts them in the path of a Siren who has been cursed by the Goddess of Night. To break the curse, the Siren must deliver three vampires to the Goddess. Fortunately, even Sirens swoon under the spell of Ray¿s love songs, which enables him to make a deal ¿ Ray and Glory have until the next full moon to deliver three replacement vampires to the Siren or they will be sacrificed to the Goddess. WORSE, they are now forcibly compelled to answer the Siren¿s call. Regardless of what they are doing, how far away they go, day or night, when the Siren calls it is impossible for Glory and Ray not to respond.

With the clock ticking, Glory and Ray must pose as an engaged couple to fool an old enemy, the head of the Energy Vampires, with hopes of luring him and couple of his cohorts into the Siren¿s web. Energy Vampires are the ¿human¿ equivalent to drug pushers. Having three fewer on the streets of Austin would be a good thing and solve their problem. Only the fickle Goddess decides that one of the sacrificial vampires must be Casanova ¿ the brother of Flo, Glory¿s friend and roommate. If the situation weren¿t bad enough, Glory never found the opportunity to tell Blade about the `pretend¿ engagement to Ray, and he returns from Europe to find Glory and Ray in a very compromising situation.

Will Glory find a way to satisfy the Siren¿s demands, save Flo¿s brother and win Blade¿s forgiveness? Don¿t miss this exciting and fun adventure with Glory St. Claire!
Lynz_in_Love More than 1 year ago
After reading the first two novels I wasn't sure if I was going to keep reading this series but I'm glad I did. I really enjoyed reading the third and fourth book and can't wait for the fifth one to come out. In this book Glory is trapped by a Siren (which I love) and has to produce three male vampires or she'll die. I loved the authors use of different paranormal characters! Looking foward to the next one!
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ValorieBarkley More than 1 year ago
This book is one of my favorites in the series, hot men, funny friends, troubles and triumphs. Read any one of these books and you will be hooked!  
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I love Glory. This was a cute book in the series. I can not help but fall for Ray even though Blade is her true love. Enjoy the book my fellow fans!
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Deno79 More than 1 year ago
Good series I was hoping Glory and Ray would hook up in this book.
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ILgirl82 More than 1 year ago
Okay so i've read through these books as fast as a heartbroken woman goes through chocolate! I lost alot of sleep reading this series, that's how good they are! This book really ticked me off though. I can't stand Blade at all and i was sooooo excited that Glory and Ray were getting close because Ray actually seems interested in Glory as a person ahem...vampire but Blade is constantly running off to do whatever without a single thought of leaving Glory alone yet again. Why Gerry Bartlett has made her character so enthralled by Blade is beyond me, i don't see it. And FINALLY one of the bad guys gets killed! There was starting to be a collection of all the bad guys from every book making an appearance in every other book and it was frustrating, kill the bad guy Gerry and create a new one in the new books, don't drag them all along in every book! Ok now that that's out of my system LOL I DO absolutely LOVE this series even if it frustrates me sometimes but hey any good book does i guess, i can only hope that RAY and Glory will end up together! I really love all the characters except Blade and i hope there are a lot more books to come in this series!!!
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