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Real Vampires Don't Wear Size Six
     

Real Vampires Don't Wear Size Six

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by Gerry Bartlett
 

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For a vampire, losing weight can be hellish-from the national bestselling author of Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs.

After Glory St. Clair kicked out the demon that had set up shop in her body, she had a serious fallout with longtime lover Jeremy Blade. But before Glory can win him back, she has some issues of the hellish variety to deal with.

Overview

For a vampire, losing weight can be hellish-from the national bestselling author of Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs.

After Glory St. Clair kicked out the demon that had set up shop in her body, she had a serious fallout with longtime lover Jeremy Blade. But before Glory can win him back, she has some issues of the hellish variety to deal with.

When Lucifer himself offers Glory the ultimate temptation-work for the devil and he'll make her a size six-the curvy vampire's not sure if she can resist. But what Glory does know is that somehow, she's going to get back the man she loves and show everyone that real vampires always have more to love.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780425241356
Publisher:
Penguin Publishing Group
Publication date:
08/02/2011
Series:
Real Vampires Series , #7
Pages:
352
Sales rank:
908,900
Product dimensions:
5.25(w) x 8.00(h) x 1.00(d)
Age Range:
18 Years

Meet the Author

Gerry Bartlett figures that vampires are pretty much like everyone else except for the liquid diet. Eternity or Mexican Food? Tough call. Then there's the whole problem with sunlight. When would she treasure hunt for her own antique business on the historic Strand of Galveston? Gerry's a native Texan and lives halfway between Houston and Galveston. Gerry loves hearing from her readers on her website.

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Real Vampires Don't Wear Size Six 4.6 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 30 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
What a way to juggle all Glory's men. This book was entertaining, creepy, and sexy all in one.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I have read all of these books and love them. I would recommend these books to any Vamp book lovers..
zgarza01 More than 1 year ago
I love Jerry but I think Glory belongs with all 3 of her men.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
What can i say? I love all the Glory books! This one is no different!
VDreiling More than 1 year ago
When life is going well for Gloriana St. Clair (better known as Glory to her vampire friends) you know trouble is just around the corner. In this case, trouble starts when the Vampire Council orders Glory to shut down her store Vintage Vamp's Emporium because it's attracting too much attention from the outside world. Her personal life has also gone to hell in a handbasket--literally. Her on again-off again relationship with yummy Vampire Jeremy Blade goes South when he learns that Glory had a fling with her former bodyguard Valdez while she was possessed by a demon. Could matters possibly get worse? This is Glory - of course it can! When Glory receives an opportunity to mentor a recently turned vampire, she takes the job hoping to impress the Vampire Council. After all, Glory has experience mentoring new vamps (e.g., rock star Israel Caine). Her new charge, Penny, is a young brainiac with no fashion sense whatsoever. Glory has her hands full protecting this newly made vampire. Glory's problems worsen when Israel takes up drinking again, and then the devil himself makes an appearance. Lucifer offers Glory the one thing she's coveted for four hundred long years: the chance to be a size 6. In the seventh installment of the Real Vampires series, Ms. Bartlett once again hits a home run. You can't help but love and admire Glory as she navigates the tricky lanes of her vampire world in Austin, TX. Readers new to the series need not worry as this book can easily be read as a standalone. Real Vampires Don't Wear a Size Six will charm readers and keep them turning the pages until the very wonderful end. I highly recommend it.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
It took a while to get interesting but it did in the final 100+ pages. Looking forward to the next book in the series.
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Men back in the day loved chunky women! Women whi had meat used to he considered sexy. Besides once you read the most rececent two books you find out part of why men love her. This series has given me and my fellow chunky girls a confidance boost that we needed! I love it!
ValorieBarkley More than 1 year ago
This series has been my favorite since the first book I found. Glory St. Clair is just a regular girl with fangs. The series is hot, funny, and engrossing. 
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harstan More than 1 year ago
In Austin, the Vampire Council wants vampire Glory St. Clair to leave town as she has caused issues for the secretive species. First her Vintage vamp's Emporium puts a light on vampires and worse a demon possessed her. Ancient vampire Damian "Casanova" Sabatini, brother to Glory's BFF recently married artist Florence da Vinci, offers her a chance to redeem herself. Since the shapeshifter Rafe Valdez has moved out of her place but not before her angry boyfriend Jeremy Blade ended their relationship, Damian suggests she mentor a rookie vampire like she did rock star Israel "Ray" Caine. She agrees to take on Penny Patterson though her first impression of the scowling brilliant female makes her want to leave Texas. Meanwhile Lucifer wants Glory and her special blood collecting souls for him in exchange for a size six figure and Ray needs her to help him deal with addiction. Finally there is Jeremy and a killing goddess for her to deal with. Although the heroine's centuries' old obsession over her weight has become a bit weary, fans of the real Vampire adventures of Glory (see Real Vampires Have More to Love) will enjoy her latest Texas tornado as she is the epicenter of paranormal tsuris. The fun tongue in cheek story line is loaded with action from the visits of Lucifer, Damian, Ray and Penny to Glory hoping to start anew with Jeremy. Harriet Klausner
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Ami Lowe More than 1 year ago
I enjoy vampire books in general and this is a very refreshing take on the genre. However are we really supposed to believe that EVERY SINGLE SMOKING HOT MAN Glory comes in contact with finds her irresistible? She may be pretty but she is still a chunky butt (as am I!) so surely not all the hot men would lust after her. Fantasy is great but I don't like to feel like it has become some sort of joke.
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