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Real Vampires Know Hips Happen
     

Real Vampires Know Hips Happen

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by Gerry Bartlett
 

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Even though full-figured vampire Glory St. Clair knows a kilt won’t do her hips any favors, she’s willing to travel to Scotland and beyond for Jeremiah Campbell, her hunky on-again, off-again lover. Glory is thrilled when their reunion is a welcome one—until an attack leaves Jerry with amnesia, unable to remember their centuries together.

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Even though full-figured vampire Glory St. Clair knows a kilt won’t do her hips any favors, she’s willing to travel to Scotland and beyond for Jeremiah Campbell, her hunky on-again, off-again lover. Glory is thrilled when their reunion is a welcome one—until an attack leaves Jerry with amnesia, unable to remember their centuries together.

While Jerry doesn’t remember Glory, he’s more than willing to take what she freely offers—her ancient blood and her generous body. But when she tries to get him to travel to the New World in a flying machine, he thinks she’s cracked, especially since she wants him to work with his ancient rival to get his memory back.

With her lover stuck in the past and an unknown enemy plotting against them, Glory isn’t sure where to turn. But when Jerry puts his life on the line to save her, Glory knows the man she loves is still there—and she’ll do anything to get him back…

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781101619599
Publisher:
Penguin Publishing Group
Publication date:
03/05/2013
Series:
Real Vampires Series , #9
Sold by:
Penguin Group
Format:
NOOK Book
Pages:
336
Sales rank:
379,573
File size:
1 MB
Age Range:
18 Years

What People are Saying About This

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Praise for the Real Vampires series:

"Glory, Glory, hallelujah! I love this series!”—Kerrelyn Sparks, New York Times bestselling author
"Glory is Everywoman with fangs.” —Nina Bangs, New York Times bestselling author

“This has to be one of the best series I have ever read…Ms. Bartlett is an auto buy.” —Night Owl Reviews

Meet the Author

Gerry Bartlett figures that vampires are pretty much like everyone else except for the liquid diet. Eternity or Mexican Food? Tough call. Then there's the whole problem with sunlight. When would she treasure hunt for her own antique business on the historic Strand of Galveston? Gerry's a native Texan and lives halfway between Houston and Galveston.

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Real Vampires Know Hips Happen 4.1 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 14 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I had forgotten that in a previous book in this series, it took a weird turn. In this story, the weird turn is continuous. I think you can skip this one. I can "believe" in vampires and werewolves, but adding Sirens and Olympus...is just too much. Especially having Glory be an ex-Siren, then a mortal, then a vampire, and now part goddess? All that in one storyline and for one person to be takes away from the essence of the story. Will we find out in the next book that she is related to Jesus? Geez.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Horible
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
It was a good book not one my favorites but interesting none the less. Hope the next ones gets better.
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lepmuk More than 1 year ago
I stumbled upon this series a few months ago and bought and read every one, one after the other. Now I'm disappointed I have to wait for the next one. Glory's got my vote... Gerry with humor, suspense and a little steam...can't put them down
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Love this series, can't wait for next one
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robinky More than 1 year ago
I love this series. What first drew me to this series was the titles. This is the ninth installment of Ms Bartlett's Real Vampire series. The story is like comeing home again to your best friends and family. I have been hooked on these books since I picked up the first one. What first drew me in was the title of the book. Ms Bartlett keeps each book fresh with the same characters and adding new ones to the mix. Be on the lookout for the tenth installment of the wonderful series, Real Vampires Know Size Matters, which will be out in December of 2013. Glory St Clair follows her boyfriend and sire, Jerry, to his family home in Scotland after they had a disagreement. She doesn't know how he will react to her being there but is happy when he welcomes her with open arms. Things go very wrong when Jerry's ex-girlfriend stabs him. She doesn't remeber doing it, the only thing she remebers is talking to an old woman at the gates of the castle. When Jerry comes to, he doesn't remeber the last few centries. He dosen't remeber Glory but he is drawn to her. Glory finds out her mother is alive and behind the attack on Jerry. She doesn't think he is good enough for Glory. Glory's mother is a goodess from Olympus and she wants Glory to move there with her. They make a deal, Glory will, with an open mind, go on one date with 5 different Gods her mother will choose and she will try and fix what she did to Jerrys memory. After several really bad dates Glory decides it may be for the best to take Jerry back to Texas where he will be around people and places he knows.
ValorieBarkley More than 1 year ago
I can not tell you how much I love this series. This book in particular was wonderful, I love the way Gerry writes the characters. They are like people you know in your life. Very real . None of them are perfect but they are your perfect people. Your BFF who has a shopping problem. Your friend of a friend whom you hate. Your amazing man whom has some problems but nothing you can't live with. Nobody is perfect. Which is what makes this series perfect. No Vampires don't sparkle in these books but they have some hot nights. Gerry Bartlett makes the paranormal very plausible. The title fits it. "Real Vampires" Go on dive in, you don't have to read them in order though you may want to after you get a taste.  
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CJC67 More than 1 year ago
As usual Gerry has done it again!!! Poor Glory you think things are finally heading her way and BAM. She trying to keep her head above water. If its not her on again off again boyfriend, try having a goddess as your mother. WOW can't wait til december for Real Vampires Know Size Matters.