Real Vampires Know Size Matters

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In the latest novel from national bestselling author Gerry Bartlett, curvaceous vampire Glory St. Clair has to figure how to compete with the wiles of a witchy woman...

Just when Glory has her life semi–on track, a woman from her longtime lover Jeremiah Campbell’s past steamrolls into town on a mission to win him back. Normally Glory wouldn’t feel threatened by a mortal with amorous intentions, but Jerry’s ex just happens to be a beautiful voodoo priestess with evil spirits at ...

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Overview

In the latest novel from national bestselling author Gerry Bartlett, curvaceous vampire Glory St. Clair has to figure how to compete with the wiles of a witchy woman...

Just when Glory has her life semi–on track, a woman from her longtime lover Jeremiah Campbell’s past steamrolls into town on a mission to win him back. Normally Glory wouldn’t feel threatened by a mortal with amorous intentions, but Jerry’s ex just happens to be a beautiful voodoo priestess with evil spirits at her beck and call—and a serious lack of conscience when it comes to getting what she wants.

And then there’s Glory’s family. After a lifetime of being MIA, Glory’s mom wants to go on a mother-daughter bonding trip to Olympus, home of the gods. And though Glory doesn’t trust her, her mother is offering to help with her pesky voodoo-woman problem. But with no guarantee of a return trip, can Glory dare leave Jerry alone while she visits a place where her less-than-perfect figure won’t be appreciated and time has no meaning? But size and the bonds of time are the least of her worries when love is on the line…

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What People Are Saying

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Praise for the Real Vampires series

“Real vampires, real fun, real sexy!”—Kerrelyn Sparks, New York Times bestselling author

“Glory is Everywoman with fangs.”—Nina Bangs, USA Today bestselling author

“Fast-paced and funny entertainment…Glory is hysterical.”—Fresh Fiction

“This has to be one of the best series I have ever read. Even after seven books, Ms. Bartlett keeps the story and her characters fresh and never boring…This is a great laugh-out-loud series…Ms. Bartlett is an auto-buy.”—Night Owl Reviews

From the Publisher

Praise for the Real Vampires series

“Real vampires, real fun, real sexy!”—Kerrelyn Sparks, New York Times bestselling author

“Glory is Everywoman with fangs.”—Nina Bangs, USA Today bestselling author

“Fast-paced and funny entertainment…Glory is hysterical.”—Fresh Fiction

“This has to be one of the best series I have ever read. Even after seven books, Ms. Bartlett keeps the story and her characters fresh and never boring…This is a great laugh-out-loud series…Ms. Bartlett is an auto-buy.”—Night Owl Reviews

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780425267035
  • Publisher: Penguin Publishing Group
  • Publication date: 12/3/2013
  • Series: Real Vampires Series , #10
  • Pages: 352
  • Sales rank: 277,376
  • Product dimensions: 5.10 (w) x 8.00 (h) x 0.90 (d)

Meet the Author

Gerry Bartlett figures that vampires are pretty much like everyone else, except for the liquid diet. Eternity or Mexican food? Tough call. Then there’s the whole problem with sunlight. When would she treasure hunt for her antiques business on the historic Strand in Galveston? Gerry’s a native Texan and lives halfway between Houston and Galveston.

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Customer Reviews

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 1, 2014

    Brilliant!

    I never wanted the book to end...i am so proud to see how Glory has grown and claimed her true heart's desire in her own life!! My favorite book of the series, i totally get the Blade appeal now. Please have a book 11!!!

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 24, 2014

    LOVE THIS SERIES!!~!

    I truley love this series!! I have loyally followed it since the very first book and i just love it!!! I pray that Gerry Bartlett keeps it going...However, it is dissappointing to me that BN doesnt stock her in their stores!!! THey also dont carry another of my authors, Michelle Bardsley, whose broken heart series are just GREAT!!!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted December 23, 2013

    Gloriana St. Clair is back to helping everyone out in this book

    Gloriana St. Clair is back to helping everyone out in this book but, is becoming her own woman.
    She is growing as a more resilient person. She has chosen to be with Blade and is trying to make
    the best of things. Until Ray decides to go a little too far and nearly kill Sienna Star his duet singer and
    lover. But as usual Glory is there to help. Glory has to yet again, clean up someone else's mess. So not
    only is Glory dealing with a new vampire but an ex pain in the butt siren and now a voo doo priestess.
    It seems that Glory is the one thats so reliable that everyone is having her clean up their messes. But I
    think (hope) that this will not be continuing in the next book. 
    I really enjoy this series. But as it says in the book. I just wish Glory was not everyones "door mat". She
    is a character that was written as strong and can handle anything that comes her way. Only now she
    seems to be a woman that has lost that part of her character. I hope that Glory finds her way back to her
    old self.
    This book will keep you hoping thats for sure. Some Rock Stars to Voo Doo. You never know where
    Gerry Bartlett's great stories will take you.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted December 3, 2013

    VAMPIRES AND ZOMBIES DON'T MIX Glory St. Clair can't catch a bre

    VAMPIRES AND ZOMBIES DON'T MIX
    Glory St. Clair can't catch a break. A beautiful voodoo priestess has arrived in Austin to claim Jeremy Blade, Glory's longtime love. She doesn't consider the mortal a threat until she discovers the woman will do anything to get her way. Soon Glory is fending off mice and zombies, and creating her own voodoo potion to fight back.
    To add to her troubles, Israel Caine has a feeding accident, and Glory is forced to turn another woman into a vampire. She's understandably leery because her first blood child turned out to be a psychopath. Now she has one more blood bond and her apartment is getting a little crowded with an ex-siren, the new vampire, and Valdez taking up his body guard duties again.
    On the upside, Glory's has her singing voice back thanks to her goddess mother, Hebe. Mom just wants her to go to Olympus and meet Granddad Zeus in return. But Glory fears that would be a one way trip.
    At least she still has Jerry--unless the voodoo queen traps him in one of her spells.
    REAL VAMPIRES KNOW SIZE MATTERS is the tenth in the Real Vampires series. Gerry Bartlett delivers another fun, sexy romp with our favorite plus-sized vampire.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 3, 2013

    I Also Recommend:

    This book is a great read. The best in the series. All 10 are st

    This book is a great read. The best in the series. All 10 are stay up late reads. This book has great writing and a great story line!!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted January 25, 2014

    fun read

    I love this series.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 12, 2014

    I think I bought a bad copy. My book was missing Chapter 10 and

    I think I bought a bad copy. My book was missing Chapter 10 and Chapter 15 was in it twice

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 28, 2013

    wont open been waiting for tech fix since 12/11

    On the phone for over an hour!! Still waiting for the tech support to fix
    According to the customer service.

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 25, 2013

    Great read. Love the series.

    This book does not disapoint.

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