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Self-proclaimed “Queen of All Media” Perez Hilton makes his publishing debut with a hysterical pop-cultural satire about today's insane celebrity-driven world.

Perez Hilton—founder of PerezHilton.com, the country's most popular celebrity blog, and “one of the most polarizing media figures since Howard Stern” (L.A. Weekly)—cuts loose with a book that'll secure his reputation as “the most hated man in Hollywood” (Rolling Stone).

Psycho celebrities dominate news, fashion, and trends, influencing how we speak, what we wear, and who we hang out with. We're obsessed! Our gossip-driven world has set the barometer of what's in ...

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Overview

Self-proclaimed “Queen of All Media” Perez Hilton makes his publishing debut with a hysterical pop-cultural satire about today's insane celebrity-driven world.

Perez Hilton—founder of PerezHilton.com, the country's most popular celebrity blog, and “one of the most polarizing media figures since Howard Stern” (L.A. Weekly)—cuts loose with a book that'll secure his reputation as “the most hated man in Hollywood” (Rolling Stone).

Psycho celebrities dominate news, fashion, and trends, influencing how we speak, what we wear, and who we hang out with. We're obsessed! Our gossip-driven world has set the barometer of what's in or out. So, who are we trying to become and how do we become them? Post a grainy sex video online, drive high and wasted against oncoming traffic, flash for the cameras, and if that doesn't work, attempt suicide and you're bound to become a “Hilton.”

Now the man behind Hollywood's most hated website—infamous for breaking raw superstar dish and jaw-dropping commentary—lends his fearless voice, notorious sense of humor, and outrageous sensibility to Red Carpet Suicide, the book celebrities have been looking forward to as much as their next DUI. Making sense of the madness and celebrity addiction that consumes us, Perez twists this irresistible and delicious guilty pleasure into a hysterically funny, shockingly true, and generation-defining survival guide.

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He was born Mario Armando Lavandeira, but the world knows him only as Perez Hilton, the keeper of a scandalicous web site that has skewered every celebrity on two continents. Never at a loss for superlatives, Hilton describes himself as "the Queen of All Media," "a Laptop Samurai," and "Gossip Gangstar"; a tad excessive perhaps, but in tune with the jaw-dropping revelations of his outrageous site. In Red Carpet Suicide, he dishes out 200 pages of funny, scathing celebrity snitch too good not to share. Talk about guilty pleasures!

Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780451225214
  • Publisher: Penguin Group (USA)
  • Publication date: 1/6/2009
  • Pages: 256
  • Sales rank: 1,173,678
  • Product dimensions: 6.20 (w) x 9.10 (h) x 0.90 (d)

Meet the Author

Perez Hilton
Perez Hilton

Perez Hilton, aka Mario Lavandeira, is the creator of one of the most famous websites in the world.

Jared Shapiro is the News and Entertainment Director at Life &Style Weekly, and author of Going Corporate: Moving Up Without Screwing Up. He has appeared on VH1, Entertainment Tonight, E!, and Inside Edition.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 5, 2009

    Dont Judge a book by its cover

    I've read Perez's website from time to time, and let me tell you that this book was somewhat entertaining. I didn't buy it with the belief that i was going to gain knowledge, i knew i was just buying it for just entertaining purposes.
    The book itself didnt dissapoint, it is clear and fun, for those who dont like perez because of his targetting to stars, well that is his job, and he has turned gossip into a business with profit.

    Overall the book was good i would give it to young people at least just so they read a book.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted March 2, 2009

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    Loved it!

    I read Perez's blog everyday and this book was great. It was very funny and I couldn't stop reading it.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted January 24, 2009

    An Entertaining read

    If you love Perez's blog then you'll love this book. Very entertaining and honest, Perez Hilton is definitely the "Queen of All Media." I read the book in one sitting and found myself laughing out loud.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 17, 2009

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    Fun!!

    I already love PH from his blog and everytime he's on TV, I like to watch. He's funny and really speaks his mind. Therefore, I adore his book! So, if you like hsi blog or just want to get the inside dish on the hottest celebs, this is a book for you.

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  • Posted January 7, 2009

    Pretty hilarious!

    Whether you hate him or you love him, there is no doubt that Perez's book is hilarious! It's a great spin from his web site and delivers gossip (new or old) in a fresh way. Just glancing at the chapters (or steps to becoming a hilton celebrity) made me laugh out loud: "Meet Jack Daniels, Your Designated Driver," "Replace a Snack with Crack," "Sell Your First Born." The book is filled with features such as quizzes and his iconic drawings, which makes the book very fun and engaging. I'm a big fan of humor books such as I Am America (and so can you) and America by Jon Stewart. The humor in Perez's book is in line with the style of those books and is definitely one of the most well-packaged books out there. It's sitting on my coffee table right now and I'm always compelled to laugh when I sift and read through the pages. I'd definitley recommed it to a friend or give as a gift.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 6, 2009

    Boring, recycled concept. Save your money

    Perez's rise in self-promotion recently has blunted his head. Too much about him, too boring!

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 29, 2008

    Only read this if you're hoping to reduce your IQ

    Luckily I received a copy of this free and I am truly sorry to anyone who pays for it.

    I've always thought Perez Hilton was himself gay, but it seems as though I was mistaken. The constant gay bashing is appalling. There is so much hatred thrown at lesbians, it is a complete shame that any publisher would go through with printing this. There is an asinine, misogynistic hatred for the majority of women who don't live up to an ideal that only his D-list friends do. (He has a problem with those who aren't famous enough and those who are too famous.)

    He comes off as someone watching from the sidelines, willing to do whatever it takes to shine for 15 minutes. However, it has taken him 14 minutes to get there, so one can only hope this final minute is almost up.

    1 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted January 25, 2010

    Red Carpet Suicide

    If you're a fan of Perez Hilton and you follow his blog, then this is a book you're going to enjoy. He's pretty witty and funny, and is not afraid to make fun of anybody.

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