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Red Hot Santa

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Chapter One

Chapter One

Joe Zorn stamped snow off his frozen booted feet as he impatiently jiggled the door handle. Locked. A damn good thing considering that, despite the nationwide manhunt under way, a serial killer was even now finding his way through the storm to this Nowhere, Montana, ranch.

It wasn't a case of if Dwight Treadwell would show. It was a case of when.

Although he was standing beneath the deep porch overhang, the howling wind whipped snow down Joe's collar and snuck under the hem of his coat as it flapped around his ankles. He shuddered with cold. Which didn't bother him nearly as much as finding the place lit up like a damned Christmas tree.

Joe glanced around the porch. His new assignment, party planner Kendall Metcalf, must've bought out every Christmas and craft store between Bozeman and Billings.

There was Christmas crap everywhere.

Might as well have a frigging flashing red neon arrow pointing to the house. Here I am. Come and get me!

Damn it to hell.

He kept one hand in his left pocket, fingers loosely clasping the grip of his custom-made HK Mark 23. He would rather shoot a hole through his favorite coat than have someone open the door to find a large, armed man standing on the other side.

It worried Joe only marginally that he hadn't been able to reach the Camerons before he left the ski lodge, or that he didn't have their cell numbers. High winds and snow storms frequently messed with the phone lines way the hell and gone out here.

Hunching into his coat, he jabbed at the doorbell. "Get the damn lead out, people." When that didn't elicit an immediate response, he thumped his fist on the door a couple of times, making the oversized Christmas wreath dance. "Open the damn d--"

He heard the faint beeps from inside as the security alarm was deactivated. The door swung open, spilling golden light and the hot, unmistakable fragrance of cookies baking onto the front porch. Joe's heart did a hard thump-thump as he got his first look at the Amazon who was his charge.

Kendall Metcalf was luscious. Every curvy, magnificent inch of her. Her hair, the reddest Joe had ever seen, spilled over her shoulders like liquid fire. Her feet were bare, and black leggings accented every incredible inch of her long, long, long legs. A red sweater proclaimed, in cursive white script across a mouthwatering chest, ho ho ho y'all.

Before he could get on her case for opening the door without checking to see who was out there first, she grabbed him by the hand, practically dragging him inside. "Lord, am I happy to see you."

Joe would have been ecstatic to see Attila the Hun at this point. His freaking nose was numb. He stepped into the warmth, booted the door shut, locked it, and pressed the reactivate button on the alarm before turning around to face her. The smell of Woman overlaid the smell of pine, vanilla candles, and baking. His temperature shot up in response, warming him much faster and more efficiently than a hot shower. But not quite as fast as his anger that she'd opened the door without ascertaining who the hell was knocking. Jesus.

"Lord. You must be a popsicle," she said cheerfully, oblivious to his stony look. "Let's get you defrosted." She glanced at the control panel, apparently saw the light was on, frowned slightly, then headed across the vast entry hall toward the kitchen. Without turning to see if he was following.

"I just put my millionth pot of coffee on. I'm always addicted when it's this cold, aren't you? Here, can I take your co-- No, you're right. Keep it on until you thaw. This way."

She'd taken her sweet time answering the door, but now that he was inside, she moved at the speed of light and hadn't yet paused to take a breath. Which suited Joe just fine. He was a man of action and few words. He suspected she wouldn't like either by the time this was over.

The house was blessedly warm, and smelled mouthwatering. The scent of Christmas was everywhere, but that wasn't the fragrance making him salivate. She smelled as clean and fresh as . . . he frowned as he followed her into the kitchen. Some kind of . . . fruit? Yeah. Pears or something. Fresh and clean and--Jesus, he was losing it--juicy. She walked over to pour him a huge mug of coffee, bringing it back to the center island where another half-filled mug sat beside a baking sheet of hot-from-the-oven cookies. Joe removed his hat, then unbuttoned his coat. The kitchen was warm, and looking at Miss Metcalf kept his body temperature several degrees above normal.

"Black, I bet." She handed him the mug. The most bizarre current of electricity passed from her fingers to his, shooting directly to his groin. Her eyes widened in surprise. It sure as hell shocked the hell out of him, and he almost dropped the mug.

Joe tightened his fingers around the heat of the Christmas mug, which still had a $3.99 price sticker from Ross stuck on the side. He peeled it off and stuck it on Denise's sludge green-black granite counter top. Denise did not shop at discount stores. Never had.

"That's what I thought," Kendall said.

He hadn't opened his mouth. He presumed she was still discussing his coffee choice. "Yeah. Thanks. Where--" "Are Denise and the kids?" she finished for him. Them, too. But he'd been referring to the cops. "She and Adam took them over to Denise's mother's for a couple of days. They'll be back in the morning. It's been insane here trying to get ready for the party tomorrow night, and all the guests, et cetera. You know how it is." She laughed, a bright, robust laugh that did ridiculous things to Joe's stomach before moving lower.

Whoa! Back off, pal.

She sat her quite delectable ass half on, half off a stool, then, without looking away from his face, picked up the spatula to slide cookies from the sheet onto a plate painted with some sort of large brown Christmas animal.

Her hands were pale and slender, her nails long and painted Christmas red. Sexy as hell. What wasn't sexy were the defensive wounds marring her smooth skin. The obscene scars were thin and silvery, and there were dozens of them. On the back of her hands, on her palms, on her fingers, and on her wrists. Joe sucked back a black rage.

"Help yourself," she told him, pushing the baking sheet an inch closer to his hand. "I just made them for something to do. The electricity has been iffy with the storm. Good thing they have a generator. I'd go completely ape shi--nuts with nothing to do."

He'd thought that if the cops couldn't get to the ranch, he'd at least have Denise's husband here as backup. He and Adam had been in the Marines together, and Joe trusted his friend at his back. He shouldn't have trusted his friend with his wife, but that was old news and water under the bridge.

"Are you alone in the house?" he demanded, straining to hear any noise to indicate someone was either upstairs or in any of the other rooms downstairs. All he heard was her sudden indrawn breath over the soft singing of Christmas carols from the battery-operated emergency radio on the counter. "Some of the guests arrived before the storm," Kendall said, a little more cautious now. "The guys are upstairs," she told him without a blink. She might as well have added Cleaning their guns.

Since she'd let him instead of one of the local cops he'd spoken to en route, Joe now knew damn well she was alone. Fuck it to hell. So they hadn't been able to make it through before the storm hit. Which meant he and Kendall were alone in the six-thousand-square-foot house with a killer on the loose. Clearly she wasn't aware that Treadwell had escaped. No wonder she'd opened the damn door.

If the local cops couldn't get to the ranch, nobody could, not with the snowstorm raging. But dollars to donuts Treadwell was out there. Somewhere. Storm or no storm. Joe figured they had at least twelve hours before the situation turned to shit.

The fact that Kendall was trying to bluff him into believing she wasn't alone--now, when he was already inside--made Joe's blood boil. Not only wasn't she supposed to be alone. She should be far, far away.

Curling an arm about her waist in an unconsciously protective gesture, she took a sip of her coffee, holding her mug to her mouth as she watched him over the rim. Alone, yet she had on all her warpaint. It was subtle, but . . . there. She didn't need it, Joe thought, almost mesmerized by large sparkling hazel eyes staring at him unblinkingly. Her lips were a pale pink. He wondered if her nipples were the same rosy color. Jesus. He brought his erotic thoughts back in line.

She took another sip of coffee. "I can't tell you how great it is that you agreed to do this on such short notice, Don. Really. Thank you. My guy backed out at the last-- What?"

The timer went off in a strangely karmic way as he corrected mildly, "Joe."

Her brow wrinkled briefly. "Yeah, I know," she shouted over the noise. "Snow was one of Preston's reasons for not coming. But still, you'd think a guy from New York would know how to drive in a little snow, wouldn't you?" She slid off the stool, slapped a hand on the buzzer, and grabbed a pair of oven gloves. Every vestige of saliva in Joe's mouth turned to dust as she bent over. Hell's frigging bells.

"Not that we get much snow in Seattle--but still, Preston's originally from New York, so you'd think-- You don't care, right?" She grinned. "Anyhoo--his rental car went into a ditch on the way in from the airport. Silly guy ended up with a sprained wrist. And while I feel his pain, I really do, it doesn't help me with all the stuff I have to do around here. Not to mention I'll be too busy bossing around the catering people tomorrow night and won't have time to do that and be Santa, now will I?"

He couldn't--not even in his wildest imagination, which he didn't have--envision this woman dressed in a Santa suit. "You'd dress up as Santa?" Now a Santa suit rented from Playboy he could imagine without any problem at all.

She scrunched up her face comically. "Well, yes. If you hadn't saved my bacon. I would have," she said it quite cheerfully, as she pulled out two sheets of steaming cookies. The fragrance of hot cookies, vanilla, and sweet scented steam filled the kitchen. "I really appreciate that you're willing to come to my rescue like this at a moment's notice so I don't have to. Help yourself to those over near you. These will be a bit too hot--"

Hot. Definitely hot.

Kendall felt the prickle of sweat beading under her bangs. "I didn't see a car out there." Now that she came to think about it, she hadn't seen a blasted thing. It had been snowing, and the world beyond the lights of the house had been dark. She frowned. "Did Donna drop you off?" Donna was his wife--and Kendall was babbling.

The guy made her incredibly self-conscious as he watched her from steady blue eyes as she moved from oven to counter. He was huge. Tall. Broad. Strong. All of which made her nervous as hell. He was intimidating. His massive shoulders, covered by the bulky, honey- colored shearling coat he still wore, looked a mile wide. She doubted he'd fit into the rented Santa suit she'd brought with her, but she appreciated that he'd come over to at least try it on. Especially in this awful weather.

Which probably wouldn't matter at this point, she acknowledged. She doubted she'd need a Santa, since according to the latest weather forecast, this storm would be with them for several days. Poor Denise. She'd been so psyched for this party, but Kendall doubted anyone would be able to make it to the ranch in this storm.

A few of the invitees had arrived several days ago and were staying in the outlying guest cottages. The cabins were well equipped, decorated for the holiday, and self-sufficient. She hadn't seen anyone in two days. So it was nice to have a bit of company. Even if it was only for an hour or so.

Even if the company in question looked like a large caged beast in a too small cage. He was sitting still, yet he gave off waves of leashed energy. And Lord, he was huge. Kendall wasn't used to a man towering over her. But Donald Sanders did so, by a good four or five inches. His craggy, unseasonably tanned face was too rugged to be called good-looking, too masculine for her peace of mind. The thick dark hair brushing his collar badly needed a cut, and his lean cheeks could do with a shave.

She had the oddest urge to touch both. One to see if it was as soft as it looked, and the other to see if it was as rough. She curled her fingers into her palm to prevent herself from reaching over to stroke him. He looked to be in his early thirties, which was surprising because his wife, Donna, must be close to sixty. Hell, more power to her. Lucky her, her husband had sex appeal in spades. And Kendall certainly wasn't immune.

Just looking at the man made her breath catch and her heart race pleasantly. She was almost preternaturally aware of him. Of the length of his dark lashes shadowing those cool blue eyes. Of the small pale scar beside his lower lip, almost buried in the crease of his smile. Of the way his large, tanned hand cradled, almost gently, the red coffee mug.

She had a vivid Technicolor image of that large hand cradling her breast, and she felt her nipples harden and her knees go weak.

Whew! The guy was potent.

Kendall's physical awareness of another woman's husband filled the kitchen like a living entity, making her feel a little guilty. But, hey. What was the harm? It wasn't as though she'd act on the attraction she felt. It was a bit like craving a large slice of Black Forest cake when one was on a strict diet. Just because she wasn't going to eat it didn't mean she didn't want it.<

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