Republican Party Reptile: The Confessions, Adventures, Essays and (Other) Outrages of P.J. O'Rourkeby P. J. O'Rourke
The Republican Party Reptile is a creature of the eighties. It's neoconservatism with its pants down around its ankles. In the twenty-one pieces in this book, P.J. O'Rourke, reactionary and humorist, articulates this strange philosophy and shows us the progenitor of the species (namely himself) in action.See more details below
The Republican Party Reptile is a creature of the eighties. It's neoconservatism with its pants down around its ankles. In the twenty-one pieces in this book, P.J. O'Rourke, reactionary and humorist, articulates this strange philosophy and shows us the progenitor of the species (namely himself) in action.
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Republican Party ReptileEssays and Outrages
By P. J. O'Rourke
Grove Atlantic, Inc.Copyright © 1987 P. J. O'Rourke
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Chapter OneAs once anything was excusable in the name of patriotism, now anything is excusable in the name of safety. We will kiss some low place on every dishtowel-head in the Levant rather than have a single breeder reactor on our shores. We will make every lube artist in America learn Japanese rather than produce an enjoyable automobile ... This is treason. America was founded on danger. How many lifeboat drills were held on the Mayflower? Where were the smoke detectors in the Lincoln family cabin? Who checked to see whether Indian war paint was made with Red Dye No. 2? It was the thrilling, vast, wonderful danger of America which drew people here from all over the world-spacious skies filled with blizzards and tornadoes, purpled mountain majesties to fall off, and fruited plains full of snarling animals and armed aborigines. America is a dangerous country. Safety has no place here.
In fact, safety has no place anywhere. Everything that's fun in life is dangerous. Horse races, for instance, are very dangerous. But attempt to design a safe horse and the result is a cow (an appalling animal to watch at the trotters). And everything that isn't fun is dangerous too.... Death was invented so we could have evolution. Theprocess of Darwinian selection does not work on things that don't die. If it weren't for death we would all still be amoebas and would have to eat by surrounding things with our butts.
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