Revenge of the Christmas Box: A Parody

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No story has captured the modern meaning of Christmas so endearingly as the recent bestseller The Christmas Box. And no book has given The Christmas Box the satirical sacking it so rightly deserves until now. Filled with unholiday cheer, Revenge of the Christmas Box is a hilarious collection of parodies sure to be the best medicine for the jaded humbug in all of us. Look inside and discover how a Hollywood producer learns the true pull of "The Christmas Box Office," or how a husband's octogenarian mistress ...
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Overview

No story has captured the modern meaning of Christmas so endearingly as the recent bestseller The Christmas Box. And no book has given The Christmas Box the satirical sacking it so rightly deserves until now. Filled with unholiday cheer, Revenge of the Christmas Box is a hilarious collection of parodies sure to be the best medicine for the jaded humbug in all of us. Look inside and discover how a Hollywood producer learns the true pull of "The Christmas Box Office," or how a husband's octogenarian mistress renders him more potent with "The Christmas Boxer Shorts." Weep uncontrollably as a baffled FAA investigator finds Santa's last moments on Earth captured in "The Christmas Black Box," and shudder while witnessing a young undertaker learn the ultimate way to keep a wife faithful in "The Christmas Boxing Helena."
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Publishers Weekly - Publisher's Weekly
As the authors of this parody suggest in their introduction, sentimental Christmas stories can move us "either to tears or to nausea.'' Addressing themselves to those who have the latter reaction, they have produced 21 very short tales that may entice those who prefer vinegar to sugar syrup. Most of the tales use the same device as the original Christmas Box story: a poor couple and their child move into a house whose elderly occupant reveals the true meaning of the holiday. In "The Christmas Jar,'' a body-piercing specialist and his wife board with an old lady in her trailer home and learn that the ultimate gift of Christmas is to love your goldfish. Among the other scenarios: an embalmer and his unfaithful wife lodge in a deranged cardiovascular surgeon's mansion, where they discover his dismembered (but still articulate) wife in a box in the attic; another couple become boarders in Jewish comedian George Burnside's Beverly Hills mansion, where a bonanza awaits them. The humor here is broad, derivative, sometimes in bad taste ("The Christmas Black Box" involves a plane crash) and often raunchy: "The Christmas Vox," a takeoff on Nicholson Baker's erotic novel, features a heavy-breathing Mrs. Santa; in another story, a sexy octogenarian improves her young lover's virility with the gift of boxer shorts. Completely irreverent and somewhat sophomoric readers may, however, consider this a box of Yuletide cheer. $50,000 ad/promo. (Nov.)
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780787110376
  • Publisher: NewStar Media, Incorporated
  • Publication date: 10/28/1996
  • Pages: 96
  • Product dimensions: 5.14 (w) x 7.75 (h) x 0.52 (d)

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