The Righteous Revenge of Artemis Bonner

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Wanted: One low-lifed, sniveling scoundrel

Artemis Bonner wants to set the record straight. He's just arrived in Tombstone, Arizona, to avenge the murder of his uncle Ugly Ned Bonner. And if he happens to stumble across the gold mine his uncle described on his deathbed, then would be just fine, too.

The murderous scalawag Catfish Grimes and his equally odious campaignion Lucy Featherdip are on the loose. They're desperate to find the gold mine ...

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Overview

Wanted: One low-lifed, sniveling scoundrel

Artemis Bonner wants to set the record straight. He's just arrived in Tombstone, Arizona, to avenge the murder of his uncle Ugly Ned Bonner. And if he happens to stumble across the gold mine his uncle described on his deathbed, then would be just fine, too.

The murderous scalawag Catfish Grimes and his equally odious campaignion Lucy Featherdip are on the loose. They're desperate to find the gold mine and claim it for themselves as Artemis and his sidekick, Frolic, chase the pair from Mexico to the Alaskan Territory and back again. Artemis and Catfish are headed for a showdown in front of the Bird Cage Saloon...the exact spot where Uncle Ugly met his Untimely Demise. Here's the whole story — and the Truth as well.

Fifteen-year-old Artemis journeys from New York City to Tombstone, Arizona, in 1882, to avenge the murder of his uncle.

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Children's Literature - Judy Silverman
Artemis Bonner, at 15, is out to avenge the Dastardly Murder of his Uncle, Ugly Bonner. To do so he must travel to Tombstone and track down the Murderers-Catfish Grimes and his companion Lucy Featherdip. These two Desperadoes are looking for the Gold Mine that Ugly Bonner found and laid claim to; Artemis has a Map, but he's not sure in what State or Territory he should Begin his Search. Artemis picks up a young Sidekick named Frolic, who aids him in his Search. A wonderfully Funny Book; very readable, but the Capital Letters are Contagious! Artemis and Frolic are nearly killed, but their motto is, or should be, Never Give Up. They eventually get back to Artemis' mother in New York. Their lives will never be the same. A 1993 ALA Best Book for Young Adults and a Parents' Choice Award winner recently issued in paperback.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780064404624
  • Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
  • Publication date: 8/28/1994
  • Edition description: Reprint
  • Edition number: 1
  • Pages: 144
  • Sales rank: 598,402
  • Age range: 10 - 14 Years
  • Lexile: 980L (what's this?)
  • Product dimensions: 5.12 (w) x 7.64 (h) x 0.37 (d)

Meet the Author

Five-time Coretta Scott King Award winner Walter Dean Myers was the acclaimed author of a wide variety of nonfiction and fiction for young people. His nonfiction includes We Are America: A Tribute from the Heart; Now Is Your Time!: The African-American Struggle for Freedom; I've Seen the Promised Land: The Life of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.; Ida B. Wells: Let the Truth Be Told; Malcolm X: A Fire Burning Brightly; and Patrol: An American Soldier in Vietnam, a Jane Addams Children's Book Award winner. His illustrious list of young adult novels includes Darius & Twig; All the Right Stuff; Lockdown; Dope Sick; Autobiography of My Dead Brother; the New York Times bestseller Monster, which was the first winner of the Michael L. Printz Award; and many more. He was the 2012-2013 National Ambassador for Young People's Literature and an inaugural NYC Literary Honoree.

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The Righteous Revenge of Artemis Bonner

Chapter One

I, Artemis Bonner, In Order To get my side of the story on record, and to explain why I am going to kill a low-lifed and sniveling scoundrel called by the name of Catfish Grimes, am writing down my side of the story so the real truth is known. I do not want anyone to think, when the time comes, that Catfish died by accident or by the hand of a stranger. It was me, Artemis Bonner, who has done the deed. By the time this is read, I do believe that the wretched soul of Catfish Grimes will be roasting in Eternal Hell. So be it, and here is the whole story, and the truth as well.

It all started a little over two years ago in the month of May. I was doing what the dear ladies of the Salvation Army call poorly, as I was without regular work in my chosen profession, that of sign painter. At the time I was living in the city of New York, in the state of New York, and had been living there for some fifteen years, or since the day of my birth. I lived with my mother, a beautiful woman as only mothers can be, at number 125 West Fortieth Street.

Father had died two years before and had left but eighteen dollars and forty-two cents behind. Life had not been easy for Mother and me although I had done well enough in the sign-painting business, being of sure hand and a good speller.

On the day it all started, my mother received a letter from my aunt Mary in Tombstone, Arizona. Most of the letter passed the time of day in polite fashion, as is the custom, inquiring as to our health and well-being and wishing us God's Holy Grace in all our endeavors.But the next part declared the most awful news that I had heard in a long time. Mother called me into the kitchen and sat me down at the table.

"Oh, Son, I have just received the worst news that I can imagine," she said.

I saw the letter in her lap and could not help but notice that her lower lip trembled as she spoke.

I put my hand on the small brown hand of the one person I loved more than any other in the world, and patted it gently.

"Your father's brother, Ugly Ned, has been shot down in the streets of Tombstone," Mother said.

"Has he given up the ghost?" I asked.

I am afraid so," Mother said, her voice floating into the room on a sigh. "Your aunt Mary writes he was shot five times in the head and several times in various other parts in his body and looks poorly even for a dead man."

The letter went on to say that the man what done it was a no-good card cheat, rat, and Evildoer named Catfish Grimes. My uncle had just returned from a trip to California and had made his fortune. But he had not carried his fortune about with him, knowing that Tombstone was not a place to be with a big piece of, money. Instead, he had hid his treasure in a safe place and had wrote down the spot on a map. He had planned to settle his affairs in Tombstone, and then he and Aunt Mary, his wife of some twenty-three years, were going to use the treasure to live the Good Life. But now an Evildoer had forced the hand of cruel fate.

"Your aunt Mary was at church, giving due praise to the Lord," Mother said, "when Uncle Ugly was waylaid in front of a place called the Bird Cage Saloon."

When poor Uncle ugly was brought home, Aunt Mary saw that he was not truly stone dead, and she sent for the doctor. The doctor came and did the best he could. Uncle Ugly lingered for three days before passing on to his reward.

Before he died, he put the bloody finger on Catfish Grimes and said that Grimes had done shot him and took his treasure map. The sheriff went over to where Grimes used to stay, but it was no use. The sneaky dog had flown the coop. Aunt Mary said that there was a woman who stayed at the same boarding house where Catfish stayed. Her name was Lucy Featherdip, and talk had it that she was a loose woman, a stranger to decent ways, and also sweet on Catfish. When Catfish Grimes disappeared, Lucy Featherdip, disappeared too. Aunt Mary wrote that Louella Perkins, who runs the boarding house, said that Catfish Grimes was not paid up but that the Featherdip woman was.

Aunt Mary explained how grievous hurt she was, and how not a day passed since the death of her Beloved when she did not beat her breast and weep. Surely it made my heart break to read such' sadness and It reduced my poor mother to a state of the shaking sobs.

Mother made a pot of fresh sassafras tea and cut. me a slice of pan bread -- making me know that what she had to say was Serious.

"Your aunt Mary wants you to come to Tombstone and assume the role of the Man in the family and see to it that Uncle Ugly's foul murder does not go unpunished," Mother said.

Then, with eyes glistening with tears, she read straight from the letter itself.

I have saved four hundred dollars in
cash money, and half of it will be
yours, Artemis Bonner, if you will
Avenge your uncle's Cruel death.


"You are too young to go to the Wild West," Mother said. "There are men out there who do not care for human life."

The Righteous Revenge of Artemis Bonner. Copyright © by Walter Myers. Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Publishers, Inc. All rights reserved. Available now wherever books are sold.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 25, 2006

    'The Righteous Revenge of Artemis Bonner'

    What I liked about this novel was that it was really great, adventerous, incredible, amazing, and more! If anyone reads this book review, I am recommending you read this wonderful novel!!! Bryan,W.O.K

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 3, 2004

    This book will give you Montezuma's revenge

    How or why this book received awards, I'll never understand. It is childishly written and weak in character development. I understand it is supposed to be a book for young adults, but if a child were to read this book first, they would likely never want to read again.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 23, 2001

    Does Rtemis get his revenge?

    The book the righteous revenge of artemis bonner is an action packed adventure. It really gives you a good look at the life out west. Even though Artemis is a christian man he finds him self taking revenge and setting out to kill his uncles ugles murderer. but thats not all he also has to find his uncles hidden treasure before his arch rival catfish grimes does. At the end its all over with a shootout. But what Artemis doesnt now is that catfish set it all up and at the end artemis comes to learn that his revenge is not yet settled.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 23, 2001

    Cowboys,Horses, Catfish Grimes?

    This book is really good!It is very funny and adventurous!All the characters have funny names like Catfish Grimes,Artimis,Frolic,and lots lots more.If you like adventure with a little side of laughs READ THIS BOOK!!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 19, 1999

    GOOD BOOK FOR ALL

    The Rightous Revenge of Artiemus Bonner is a funny bok with many events that will leave you laughing for hours. It is a bout how a young man named Artiemus Bonner is trying to avenge his Uncle's death by killing the very man who murder Uncle Ugly Ned. This a book that will not let you drop it and shall find its way to your heart by the jokes and ironicness that is included inside.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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