Royally Jacked [NOOK Book]

Overview

Valerie's life is pretty good. While she's not the most popular girl in school, she does have decent grades, great friends, and a potential boyfriend. All a girl could want.

Then her mother announces that (1) she's gay, and (2) she's leaving Valerie's dad for her girlfriend. Not what Valerie envisioned for her future. And just when Valerie is getting over this bombshell, ...
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Royally Jacked

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Overview

Valerie's life is pretty good. While she's not the most popular girl in school, she does have decent grades, great friends, and a potential boyfriend. All a girl could want.

Then her mother announces that (1) she's gay, and (2) she's leaving Valerie's dad for her girlfriend. Not what Valerie envisioned for her future. And just when Valerie is getting over this bombshell, her father tells her he's gotten a new job as protocol chief for the royal family of some obscure European country.

Valerie's world has come unglued. She can either stay in Virginia with her mom and her ├╝ber-organized, veggie-burger-eating girlfriend, or go with her dad, leaving everything she knows for some place she's never heard of. Valerie opts to go, and quickly discovers that it was a mistake -- until she meets the prince, and all bets are off!
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Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly
As one of the launch titles in the Simon Pulse teen romantic comedy series, Burnham's Cinderella-like novel throws in a few fun twists. When Valerie's mom leaves her dad for another woman, her father, the chief of protocol at the White House, accepts a new job working for the royal family of the fictional country of Schwerinborg. Valerie, who doesn't want to live with her mom's girlfriend and fears the reaction to her mother's new identity, decides to go along, leaving behind her friends and longtime crush. When she arrives at the palace, she quickly bonds with Georg, not realizing at first that the "mesmerizing" teen is actually a prince. But although he kisses her when they're alone, he ignores Valerie at school. Some of the pop culture references may feel forced ("all this giggling is probably making me sound like one of those bimbettes who goes on The Bachelor"), but Valerie's funny, lively voice reads as mostly authentic, and readers will appreciate the romantic details (including dancing in the palace's reception hall). The lesbian parent subplot and the e-mails Valerie exchanges with her friends back home keep the story feeling fresh (though readers may wish her protocol-minded dad had been played for more laughs). There are enough loose ends here to spark a sequel, and readers will likely want to know what happens next. Also releasing this month in the series, How Not to Spend Your Senior Year by Cameron Dokey (-86703-4). Ages 14-up. (Jan.) Copyright 2003 Reed Business Information.
Library Journal
Gr 6-9-Fifteen-year-old Valerie's life gets turned upside down when her mother announces that she has fallen in love with another woman and is going to live with her. Then, as Valerie is trying to process this bombshell, her father's boss, the very conservative President of the U.S., decides to ship her father off to tiny Schwerinborg to serve as protocol chief to the royal family (in order to avoid a scandal at the White House). Valerie is left with two choices: live with Mom and her vegan girlfriend in a new school district or go with Dad to an obscure country where she doesn't speak the language or know a soul. Rather than having to explain her mom's new lifestyle to her friends, Valerie opts to go with her father, but when they arrive in foggy, gray Schwerinborg and see their spartan palace housing, the teen is sure she has made a huge mistake. Until, of course, she meets the royal family's son, Prince Georg, and romance is ignited. Burnham, an adult romance writer, targets a younger audience with this fluffy, predictable, yet entertaining romance, which will most certainly be compared to Meg Cabot's popular "Princess Diaries" series (HarperCollins).-Betty S. Evans, Southwest Missouri State University, Springfield Copyright 2004 Reed Business Information.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781439120569
  • Publisher: Simon Pulse
  • Publication date: 5/11/2010
  • Series: Romantic Comedies Series
  • Sold by: SIMON & SCHUSTER
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 208
  • Sales rank: 177,983
  • Age range: 14 years
  • File size: 2 MB

Meet the Author

Niki Burnham is the RITA Award-winning author of several books for
teens, including Scary Beautiful, Sticky Fingers, and the
popular Royally Jacked series about Valerie Winslow. Originally from
Colorado, she now lives in Massachusetts. You can find her online at nikiburnham.com.
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Customer Reviews

Average Rating 4.5
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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 15, 2012

    Great book

    This book is an intersting book that inculdes everything in a teenage girl's life, like boys, friends, and so much more. This is the perfect read for young adults!

    4 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 6, 2012

    Hi

    READ THIS BOOK

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 1, 2012

    Sooooooo cooollllll

    This book is so cool. Wish that this would happ to me. Luv to meet a prince. Hope hes cute.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 26, 2011

    Awesome

    This is a GREAT book. I have read it 2 times. I want to read it again. This series gives a whole new meaning to reading for us teens!!!!!!!!!

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted November 14, 2008

    more from this reviewer

    Reviewed by Randstostipher "tallnlankyrn" Nguyen for TeensReadToo.com

    Valerie Winslow, like any other girl, thought that she had it all: the perfect friends, the perfect family, and the perfect crush. But her world turns upside down and soon Valerie begins to question her whole life. Her mother decides to tell the family, at the dinner table, that she cannot continue in her marriage because she is gay and is going to move out and live with the new love of her life, who happens to be a woman. <BR/><BR/>Unfortunately, her mother's news not only effects Valerie, but also her father, who breaks the news that the very conservative politician that he works for doesn't believe that he should have an employee who married someone who is gay. But instead of losing his job, the politician finds Valerie's dad another one, just until after the re-election, all the way in Schwerinborg, some European country. <BR/><BR/>So now Valerie has to make a decision. She can either stay with her mother and her girlfriend in their new apartment, go to an entirely different school, and possibly have a chance with her longtime crush, David Anderson, who is finally showing some interest in her. Or she can go all the way around the world and stay with her dad, who is helping the royal family. <BR/><BR/>Valerie decides that it's best to go with her dad, maybe so she doesn't have to tell her friends the real reason why her parents got divorced. When she arrives at her new, yet very ugly apartment, Valerie discovers a surprise, a very cute one. Turns out the royal family has a son who is just one year older than Valerie, and isn't too shabby to look at. Maybe moving to Schwerinborg wasn't such a bad idea after all. <BR/><BR/>ROYALLY JACKED is both unique and hilarious in so many ways. Niki Burnham creates a story that is so unusual and so very cute that it leaves a smile on your face. The relationship with Valerie and her dad and the one with Georg, the son of the royal family, all make ROYALLY JACKED worth the read. <BR/><BR/>Be sure to watch for the other books in this series, SPIN CONTROL and DO-OVER.

    2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 21, 2007

    Best Book Ever

    i love this book i could not put it down i so loved it

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 14, 2013

    Read it

    I read it at sleepaway camp. It was great. I spent the whole night reading it!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted August 24, 2011

    Nvr read the book but idk

    Again didnt read t

    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted August 13, 2011

    Loved it!

    Royally Jacked is a great read! I loved it so much I couldn't put it down. I finished it in about one day it was so good!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted February 4, 2011

    ehhh

    The characters were hard to relate to...The book was just to quick...I don't know...not one of my favorites

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 29, 2008

    royally bad

    i can't say that i totally hated this book but i expected it to be better. i admit that i like the story line and the beginning of it. but i was not pleased with the ending at all. [ i also did not read the first one either so that might as well have something to do with it. ] but all in all i would have to give it 2 out 5 stars.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 6, 2007

    A reviewer

    This book was one of the best books I think I have ever read'along with Scary Beautiful'! I loved this book, it was romantic and a funny, and in some parts intense. This book is definatly in my top 10 fave books!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 6, 2007

    Great!!!

    This book was kind of slow at first, but when she meat Georg, the bock starts to rock!! Definitely recommended!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 19, 2007

    Soo cute

    this book is soo cute and romantic. couldn't put it down! i love it! can't wait to read the sequel!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 28, 2006

    VERY CUTE and ROMANTIC!!

    this book is soooo good especially if you like those books that keep awake at night with a flash light, i love how niki makes david like valerie right before she leaves to germany ( i can't spell it?!). thank goodness its a trilogy or i would die of boredom.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 6, 2006

    So Cute A Total Page Turner

    Royally Jacked is a great story about how a girl falls in love with a prince and finds out her long time crush finally likes her if you love romance this book was a romantic comedy novel and well keep you guessing throughout the wholetime I read it in 1 day.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 22, 2006

    coolest geek ever!

    This book is awesome! I loved it and i love the way she wrote the book. She made the plot interesting, kinda of crazy but believable. You should read this book!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 12, 2006

    LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT!

    This book was awesome. It was so interesting, you can read it in less then 2 hours. I love the plot. it is such a fun book to read. i cant wait to read the sequel

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 15, 2006

    LOVE, LOVE, LOVE IT!!!

    This book was amazing, but I thought it was too short! As soon as I finished it, I wanted more! I can't wait to read the sequal, Spin Control! Georg and Valerie sound so cute together! And I can't wait to find out what Val's dad does after the whole Val-George caught in the Handi-cap stall... I absoulutly can't wait!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 4, 2006

    pretty good .

    okay, for this book. the beginning was VERY BORING. gets better after the first i don`t know 50 pages ? but i guess that`s just because i`m not into introductions about like who everyone is and all. i rather figure it out myself or with a big shock in the middle of a conflict within the book . anyway overall it turned out to be a really good book. but spin control [the sequal] is definitely better!

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