Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights [NOOK Book]

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Overview

“Who would win between . . .” has through the ages been one of man’s most fundamental questions. Sadly, adult responsibilities like “earning a living” and “having a girlfriend” have conspired to make it impossible for men to devote to this issue the scholarship it so deeply deserves. But now one hero has tapped into our ­need to know who’s the best, the strongest, the caveman with the biggest club.

From Jake Kalish, five-star general of the Imaginary Battlefield, emerges Santa vs. Satan, a tome that offers far more than idle speculation, culling expert analysis from martial arts masters, scientists, social theorists, and pop-culture philosophers, providing in-depth detail of the strengths...

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Overview

“Who would win between . . .” has through the ages been one of man’s most fundamental questions. Sadly, adult responsibilities like “earning a living” and “having a girlfriend” have conspired to make it impossible for men to devote to this issue the scholarship it so deeply deserves. But now one hero has tapped into our ­need to know who’s the best, the strongest, the caveman with the biggest club.

From Jake Kalish, five-star general of the Imaginary Battlefield, emerges Santa vs. Satan, a tome that offers far more than idle speculation, culling expert analysis from martial arts masters, scientists, social theorists, and pop-culture philosophers, providing in-depth detail of the strengths and vulnerabilities of the combatants, and making bold predictions. Warriors are profiled and winners are declared in this seminal list of throwdowns that never were but should have been.

Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones Adam vs. Charles Darwin The Virgin vs. The Whore Drunk vs. Stoner Conspiracy Theorists vs. Conspirators Muhammad Ali vs. Bruce Lee The Stork vs. The Grim Reaper Metrosexual vs. Eunuch Michael Corleone vs. Tony Montana Small Man with Breasts vs. Large Balding Woman Artist vs. Critic The Constipated vs. The Incontinent Gandalf vs. Obi-Wan Kenobi Married Gay Couple vs. Divorced Straight Couple

Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780307449665
  • Publisher: Crown Publishing Group
  • Publication date: 7/8/2008
  • Sold by: Random House
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 739,264
  • File size: 2 MB
  • Items ship to U.S, APO/FPO and U.S. Protectorate addresses.

Meet the Author

JAKE KALISH is a freelance journalist and humorist whose work has appeared in Details, Maxim, Stuff, New York Press, Blender, Men’s ­Fitness, and Playboy, among other publications. He could totally kick your ass.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 23, 2010

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    Excellent-so funny! a good bday gift

    Heard about this book on the radio awhile back and the author was really funny-especially his laugh -the book is- FUNNY- you'll cry & LOL-especially the one you love vs the one your with -and great illustrations-

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 30, 2008

    Waste of Time

    I heard about this book on the radio and was intrigued. I purchased the book and within the first few "fights" I was bored. I was expecting a little more thought into the reasoning behind the "winners", but the book seems to be written by a 6th grader.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 11, 2008

    Funny book

    I enjoyed this book. A fun way to spend an afternoon with friends.

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