Satan, Satan... How Does Your Garden Grow?by Phil Collins
As the Field Representative for planet Sol 3, Satan mutates
Lucifer Satan, an ambitious young 18-billion-year-old demon from another galaxy weasels a job with Galactic Outreach Development (GOD), a government agency responsible for "The Supplementary Development of Undeveloped Planets," a process that supplies foodstuff for the inhabitants of Satan's home world.
As the Field Representative for planet Sol 3, Satan mutates lizards into dinosaurs and launches "The Boldly Go To the Dinosaur Show" promotion (with the help of show-biz types and the hindrance of government baddies) for extraterrestrial hunters. The program skyrockets Satan to intergalactic preeminence. But alas, having renamed an undersea volcano giving rise to Atlantis Island and a sin-city called "The STYX" (Sex, Torture, Youth, eXtraterrestrials) that is overrun by a newly-created aberrant race known as Homo sapiens, Satan is tried for mutational malpractice and sentenced to life exile on planet Sol 3.
Author Bio: Phil Collins was born and raised in Toronto, Canada. He enjoyed a career spent mainly in creative advertising sales promotion, with forays into show business, teaching music, and an internationally syndicated comic strip. Now retired from advertising, Collins lives in rural Ontario, enjoying writing, painting, playing electronic keyboard and an occasional game of snooker.
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