Scary Dead Things [NOOK Book]

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Overview

There are reasons we fear the night. He STILL isn't one of them.

Bill Ryder, the trash-talking undead geek from Bill the Vampire, is back and about to find himself in a whole new world of side-splitting insanity.

One of the most powerful vampires on the planet has given Bill a death sentence. Meanwhile, ...
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Scary Dead Things

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Overview

There are reasons we fear the night. He STILL isn't one of them.

Bill Ryder, the trash-talking undead geek from Bill the Vampire, is back and about to find himself in a whole new world of side-splitting insanity.

One of the most powerful vampires on the planet has given Bill a death sentence. Meanwhile, an immortal princess wants him for an entirely different purpose, one which makes his first issue seem almost preferable.

All the while, new and powerful forces have begun to emerge from the shadows around him. Are they friend or foe? Knowing his luck, do you even have to ask?

Bill's only hope is to marshal his friends, master his powers, and somehow prove that he's the scariest dead thing of them all.


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Scary Dead Things (The Tome of Bill, part 2) is 80,000 words of foul-mouthed horror comedy by Rick Gualtieri, author of Bill the Vampire and Bigfoot Hunters.
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940013415034
  • Publisher: Richard Gualtieri
  • Publication date: 9/25/2011
  • Series: The Tome of Bill , #2
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 366
  • Sales rank: 36,152
  • File size: 693 KB

Meet the Author

In the latter part of the 20th century, Rick Gualtieri was born. The word as a collective said 'meh' and thus he began his journey through a life filled with all sorts of quirks and oddness. What better thing to do than write about it? Rick Gualtieri is the author of The Poptart Manifesto and Bill The Vampire. He currently lives in NJ, a good place to be for people like him.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 27, 2011

    It was the best book ever!I recomend it for everyone who has a nook or kindle.

    Awsome people should check it out

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 26, 2011

    SCARY!!!!!!!

    Its so weird and scary!!!!!!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted February 17, 2012

    You must get this book!!

    This second part to the Bill the Vampire series (hopefully many more to come!) is an extremely fun read. Lots of laughs, action, blood, maiming, blood, and more laughs, and a great story to boot! Go read Bill the Vampire, then read this, you will not be disappointed, I promise! Rick does a great job keeping the story flowing, and plenty of great dialogue and action, and I would put these stories up there with some of my favorites. Keep em coming Rick!

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  • Posted February 3, 2012

    Great addition to the series!

    A great addition to the Bill the Vampire series. Not only was the "relationship" with Gan a ton of fun, but the addition of a scary coven of witches makes the world created by the author WAY more interesting! I also loved the way the interactions between Bill and Sally have gotten, I don't know, deeper. Great stuff!!!

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