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The Scorecard
     

The Scorecard

by Greg Gutfeld
 
She's keeping score. And that's why you're always in the doghouse! It's frightening but true: The woman in your life is watching you, monitoring your every move - good and bad - and tallying up the points. Hesitate when she asks if her skirt makes her look fat? You lose ten points. Respond "Only with the lights on"? That will lose you twenty. It's this

Overview

She's keeping score. And that's why you're always in the doghouse! It's frightening but true: The woman in your life is watching you, monitoring your every move - good and bad - and tallying up the points. Hesitate when she asks if her skirt makes her look fat? You lose ten points. Respond "Only with the lights on"? That will lose you twenty. It's this intricate system of accounting, perfected by women over the years, that keeps men on their toes. Or sleeping alone on the couch. Don't despair, though - The Scorecard also provides ways to regain those lost points. "My goodness, how foolish of me. Well, you're right again dear!" will gain you three (and accompanying it with a pair of diamond earrings will gain you another 100).

With tongue firmly in cheek, Greg Gutfeld comes to the rescue with the official rule book for the relationship game. From kitchen to the bedroom, from proper party behavior to point-scoring Valentine's Day gifts, The Scorecard is an uproarious take on the never-ending tug-of-war.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780760725221
Publisher:
Sterling Publishing
Publication date:
05/15/2001
Pages:
182

Meet the Author

Greg Gutfeld is the host of Fox News Channel's nightly news show, Red Eye, and a blogger for The Daily Gut. He was one of the first and most popular bloggers at The Huffington Post, and the only one to garner a petition to be thrown off the site.

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