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Seafoam [NOOK Book]

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Jeremy, an infamous foot fetishist doomed to the quirkiest 12-step group ever, falls off the wagon spectacularly when he meets Beverly. She is a "beneather", one of an alien species living alongside us after rising from the depths of the ocean. She is perfect for Jeremy. Smart. Beautiful. Great feet. But does Beverly's reciprocation smack of a sinister and slimy secret? Will Jeremy's probation officer revoke his freedom before he meets a bitter, sweaty end? And more importantly, did someone remember to bring ...
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Seafoam

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Overview

Jeremy, an infamous foot fetishist doomed to the quirkiest 12-step group ever, falls off the wagon spectacularly when he meets Beverly. She is a "beneather", one of an alien species living alongside us after rising from the depths of the ocean. She is perfect for Jeremy. Smart. Beautiful. Great feet. But does Beverly's reciprocation smack of a sinister and slimy secret? Will Jeremy's probation officer revoke his freedom before he meets a bitter, sweaty end? And more importantly, did someone remember to bring donuts and coffee to the 12-step group?

In this short tale of aliens, foot fetishism and life choices gone horribly awry, Mark Henry returns to his roots, stirring up comedy and horror, muddling in a little sex and serving it up ice cold.
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Author - Nicole Peeler
"This story is crazy. Also rad. Crazy rad." -- Nicole Peeler, Author of the Jane True series
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940148637318
  • Publisher: Mark Henry
  • Publication date: 8/24/2013
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • File size: 57 KB

Meet the Author

Mark Henry is the author of the Amanda Feral series of urban fantasy comedies (HAPPY HOUR OF THE DAMNED, ROAD TRIP OF THE LIVING DEAD and BATTLE OF THE NETWORK ZOMBIES), as well as the young adult fantasy novel, VELVETEEN (as Daniel Marks). He's worked as a psychotherapist where he cultivated a nasty gallows humor. Mark lives in the Pacific Northwest with his wife and three furry monsters with no regard for quality carpeting.
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    ~TsiunamiStar's autobio~

    Name- TsiunamiStar Gender- male Rank- Leader Age-? Description- TsiunamiStar has a bluish-greyish coat, and bright blue eyes. He is a highly trained combatent in water-styled fighting, and has extremely sharphened senses of smell, sight, and sound. This is due to most of his lives are of sense origin. Likes- respect and equality dislikes- pushovers, and bullies.

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