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A hilarious "first-feline" memoir charting Nancy's transformation from small-town kitty into celebrity glamour-puss.
Even as a kitten, Nancy knew she was different. Unlike her peers, who were content to hunt mice and sunbathe all day, Nancy was born with a thirst for adventure.
She first tastes local fame after hitching rides in strangers' cars and visiting neighborhood pubs, but soon the fearless feline has started a blog, become a Facebook sensation, and dipped her paw in the world of show business. With the help of an agent, she moves to London and meets Baron Romeo III, the country's #1 cat actor. Will they be the Brad and Angelina of the cat world?
A purr-fect gift for the legions who adore LOLCats, and for anyone who ever dreamed of being famous and meeting Mr. Right, Sex and the Kitty is an irresistibly catty mélange of silliness, wit, and feline charm.
Nancy’s first memoir—she’ll certainly need more as she gets older and,
as she says, she’s leaving the door open for possible sequels—sets the
record straight on her birth and early life in a small town as she
awaits her destiny. Anyone with Nancy’s charm, beauty and wit is bound
to find fame and adventure and Nancy’s journey to the high life begins
with her jaunts to the local pubs where she develops a human fan base.
She also puts together Team Nancy, a group of local cats whom she
instructs on how to be proper fans. Team Nancy includes her cranky
stepcat, Pip, as well as Brambles, a Siamese with germophobia, OCD and
Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Bella, who’s afraid of being abandoned again,
and the adventurous devil-may-care Murphy. Not included in Nancy’s posse
for various reasons are Bish, Bash and Bosh, a trio of erudite pet rats,
Bruce, a Jack Russell suffering from small dog syndrome and Dennis, the
neighborhood alpha cat. Nancy lands a part in the community theatre
production of Animal Farm. Things don’t go too well—suffice it to say
chickens are involved. Next thing you know, Nancy has a blog and a
Facebook account and then it happens—she gets an agent who promises her
stardom but she’ll have to move to London. With a few regrets, Nancy
leaves her family and friends behind and heads off to the big city and
all it has to offer such a special feline, including the possible
attention of that most handsome of kitties, Baron Romeo III. Will this
superstar of Kit-E-Licious cat food bring love and happiness to our
Nancy? I confess I’m a solid, hardcore cat lover but, I ask you, how
could anyone resist such a feline as Nancy? This little kitty is
certainly narcissistic—what cat isn’t?—but she’ll still charm the socks
off anyone who’ll give her a chance and she has written a must-read
bestseller. Go on, you know you want to.
Anonymous
Posted August 9, 2012
I wont
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Posted August 7, 2012
Is this 4 kids??
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Posted February 26, 2012
Is there a clan here
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Posted January 19, 2012
Awsome
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Overview
A hilarious "first-feline" memoir charting Nancy's transformation from small-town kitty into celebrity glamour-puss.
Even as a kitten, Nancy knew she was different. Unlike her peers, who were content to hunt mice and sunbathe all day, Nancy was born with a thirst for adventure.
She first tastes local fame after hitching rides in strangers' cars and visiting neighborhood pubs, but soon the fearless feline has started a blog, become a Facebook ...