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Sex Marks the Spot69 Racy, Risky, Amazing Places for Intimate Adventure
By Jennifer Najera Hague
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Chapter Oneadding flair to the bedroom
OK, so being a little old-fashioned isn't too bad. Start your naughty housekeeping slowly, and mix up the master bedroom a bit by testing out the floor. Grab some blankets to create a cozy lair. Make sure you can see the vanity and get a reflection of your enjoyment. Dim the lights. Grab a silk scarf out of your closet. Continue the playtime with a massage and warming body lotion, tying things up with that tantalizing scarf. (Does anyone have handcuffs?) Who knew it could be exciting and different in this room? The master bedroom, an oldie but certainly a goodie.
x-tip Leave the curtains open.
Oldie 1 2 3 4 5 Goodie
breaking in the bathroom
Heating up the bath is easy, thanks to your steamy slide under a cascade of bubbles. Let your hidden hands roam and offer some surprising sensations under the water. But this room offers opportunity for a greater sexual adventure than simply soaking and stroking. Wrap yourself up in nothing and tease your partner as you air dry. Maybe you'll end up bent over the bathroom sink. Maybe the passion will push you to press up against the luxurious robe hanging overthe door Or maybe you'll end up where you started, beneath the bubbles, getting clean the dirtiest way you can.
Soap in 1 2 3 4 5 Bubble Your Eyes Bliss
steamy shower scene
Don't showers just scream hot sex? The intimate space, the rush of water running over both of you, the steam rising just like your excitement. Drop the towels and inhibitions, and step into the shower's close quarters. If you want to make it hotter without scalding yourselves, keep the bathroom lights off. Like taking a shower blindfolded, you'll find the darkness adds to the intensity.
Let your hands be your eyes. Lather up and blindly explore your partner's body, scrubbing, rubbing, and succumbing to the sizzling mood of the shower. You may still be inside your house, but you'll find yourselves in a different world.
x-tip Open the bathroom window and let the steam out ... The shivers from the colder air will heighten your sensations.
Cold Shower 1 2 3 4 5 Hot Steam
extra rinse cycle on the washer
Making most chores more enticing takes skill, but laundry can easily be turned into a frisky endeavor. Start by removing your partner's clothes and throwing them in that last load along with your own. The top loader makes for a cold seat, but the gentle yet fast setting will heat up the situation quickly. Soon the two of you will be riding a vibrating machine, batteries not included or needed. Once the spinning begins, brace for the tumble cycle to crest. If you don't want your laundry-room tryst to end, slide on top of the dryer for a hot and rhythmic encore.
Still Stained 1 2 3 4 5 Extra Rinse Cycle
spatula special in the pantry
How surprised would your lover be if all you wore was a Kiss the Cook apron-with nothing underneath? Lure your partner into the pantry with a call for help: you can't reach the chocolate. Stand on top of the step stool to show who's in charge. With dinnertime near, his hunger will be insatiable. What to eat? Aphrodisiacs untouched, let the menu speak for itself. Just a little spank from a spatula to kick things into gear, and he will be on his knees peeking under the orange apron in no time. Besides, who can resist the chef's special?
Leftovers 1 2 3 4 5 Five-Star Dining
soap suds in the kitchen
Cleaning the kitchen can be fun-if you start out dirty. Toss in a little flirtation, and doing the dishes becomes less of a task and more of a teaser. Flick the soap bubbles, slap that ass, and set the mood. Was that a reach for a towel or a grope for something else? Soon the countertops will be covered with your watery suds, so hop up for some saucy action. With his hands grabbing you and his feet firmly planted on the ground, he'll set the rhythm and keep you from sliding side to side. Who knew doing the dishes could be so sexy?
Soap Scum 1 2 3 4 5 Soap Suds
hard drive in the computer chair
Time to engage in a game rated M-for mature audiences only. Your partner won't be able to keep his eyes on his PC once you hop onto his desk and playfully stretch your legs in his direction. Notice how his interest rises once your toes flex upon his thighs. Hmm, how far back does that computer chair recline? That depends on your skill level and appetite for adventure. Once the hands start reaching under the clothes, it's game over ... at least for the computer. Now take that chair for a spin.
Floppy Disk 1 2 3 4 5 Hard Drive
and the award goes to ...
What better way to use a media room than to make a personal porn video and watch it on that big-screen TV? Set up the camera to record your entrance, and then settle into the reclining leather chairs for your big moment in the spotlight. Watching real-time action on the big screen can be a real turn-on, making this collector's edition even hotter than you planned. Smile for the camera as you step into the role of leading lady. Who needs late-night movies when you're screening your own sexy classic? A satisfied star is born.
Lump of Coal 1 2 3 4 5 Award-Winning
gift giving under the holiday tree
When the weather outside is frightful and there's no place to go, make the most of Jack Frost nipping at your nose (and other places). Turn up the roaring fire and turn down the lights. Wrap yourself up with a big velvety bow, and let your lover untie it with his teeth and talented mouth. Keep those squeals to yourself-no creature should be stirring. Illuminated by the festive tree, your exposed bodies wrap around each other, creating a holiday present of their own. The shiny wrapping paper reflects every mistletoe moment. Can we say "Naughty List?"
Lump of Coal 1 2 3 4 5 Stocking Stuffer
good workout routines
Now let's begin! And 1 and 2 and ... you need a good exercise routine to stay in shape. But maybe all that grunting and pushing your limits could satisfy two goals at once. You squat. You moan. You straddle your partner. Bench pressing takes on a whole new meaning as the calories and passion burn.
Pump him up and work on a six-pack, both at the same time. You ride him, and then he sits up-voila, sit-ups both of you can enjoy. And don't forget the stretching! Slide down to the yoga mat for the missionary pose. Deep breaths in and orgasms out. No pain, no gain? Whoever said that never tried this kind of fitness.
RATING SCALE Pulled Groin 1 2 3 4 5 Pumped Up
some living room business
A quick checklist: a suit jacket and a smiley-faced fluorescent thong. Nothing more. Turn down the living-room lights, and turn up the rock 'n' roll. It's time for stripper-style sex. Swing that tired worker into a chair and insist he stay put by placing a stiletto heel firmly but gently between his legs.
Time for a lover's lap dance. As the music heats up, your chest bounces to the beat of the bass as you play with his ... tie. Rip open your jacket to flash some skin, and rub his face in the glory that is you. Let the dollar bills come flowing in.
RATING SCALE Coins 1 2 3 4 5 Dollar Bills
picture-perfect in the foyer
How about pretending to be an exhibitionist? With photos lining your hallway foyer, you can easily create this illusion and jump-start your sensual journey from mild to wild. Answer the front door in your towel to start the performance-just make sure your partner is standing there and not the mailman.
With family and friends watching from their portraits, you're ready for your voyeurs. From the knocking on the door to the pounding up against the wall, indulge in racy action that would make even Mona Lisa blush while she watched. Had your audience been live, you know there would have been applause.
x-tip Keep the front door open and the storm door closed.
Wallet-sized 1 2 3 4 5 Head shot
just a step away from nature
A relaxing rendezvous awaits you in the sunroom. Timid or not, you'll find this the perfect place where nature meets nurture. Birds fly past, and squirrels run up the trees to get a better view of your birthday-suit celebration. Have your cake and eat it, too. Ready to heat the sunroom even more? The coffee table is a good place to start the celebration of skin. Or move the party over to the wicker love seat. Just make sure you have some cushions so you're only being poked by your mate's wood. Once you're finished, enjoy the view and make plans for the next step: The great outdoors!
Staying 1 2 3 4 5 Outward Indoors Bound
life in the fast lane
Imagine not having to wait until you get home to be pleasured. Bet you never thought of all the erotic options your car offers. Indeed, your wheels are the first step to moving out of your sexual comfort zone and taking the show on the road.
Did you know that both men and women need about eleven minutes to become sexually aroused? Teasing one another, making naughty suggestions, removing needless undergarments-these are only a few ways to enjoy that extra drive time more with your lover.
And we have other ideas ...
winter perks on the driveway
What to do when winter has marked its arrival with a foot of snow? As your ice-covered car warms up, even the defroster can't create enough heat in time to leave for work. Not a problem. Use a long, downy-soft winter coat to cover the naked solution. Inside the chilly vehicle, expose a shoulder to the warmth of soft lips. Your goose bumps might double as your partner slowly removes the faux fur. Kick the heater into high gear as the driver climbs on top of the passenger. Snap, snap, snap. The rest of the coat disappears, and the ice begins to melt.
Ice Scraper 1 2 3 4 5 Defroster
down with the convertible top
Stereo blasting, hair flowing freely, a '70s-style tube top, and a teasing trip along the coastline. What could be a better way to set your inhibitions free? Be a playful passenger, and run your hand up his shorts to grab his thigh. Slide back into your seat, and use your tube top as a peek-a-boo show. Slowly continue your tantalizing tactics, and when you're ready to move from teasing to pleasing, cozy up next to the driver to stroke his stick shift. Once the orgasmic destination has been reached, switch seats on the drive back. It's time for his fingers to walk along your coastline.
Ragtop 1 2 3 4 5 Topless
making the motorcycle rev
Here's a simple adrenaline rush: become a miniskirt motorcyclist. It's time to feel some power between your legs. Before the full ride begins, his hands will grip the handlebars and yours are free to grip anything below the waist, just not too tight.
Now rev it up, baby! Treat every red light as an anticipated stop where you take turns offering each other a full hand throttle. You may be sitting in the back, but your roving fingers are in charge. Remember, there's no need for speed. You'll still find plenty of good vibrations during this drive. And once you pull over, lie back on the bike and enjoy the real ride.
x-tip Ride along with a bike club during this escapade.
Scooter 1 2 3 4 5 Born to Nerd Be Wild
a mini-vacation in the minivan
Sexy soccer moms do exist! Why do you think the minivan was created? To provide more room to get it on, of course. Access to the rear is easy when you remove or fold down the backseats. Drop the kids off and then focus on the adults. An afternoon drive to a secluded pond will certainly earn you some PTA hours with all that panting, teasing, and arousing. Crack open a bottle of wine and have an impromptu picnic in which you're the basket of goodies. Just remember to be home in time to make dinner for the kids, even though you've both already tasted dessert.
x-tip Don't bother closing the tailgate; fresh air is good.
Kid-Friendly 1 2 3 4 5 Adults Only
moaning through the moonroof
Park your car on the top floor of your partner's company parking garage, and raise the roof. Sending some suggestive pics-your shoulder, tongue to lips, a simple neckline-and the text message, IWSN (I want sex now)-will surely get your partner out of that cubicle. Time for a lunch break! Straddle the armrest and stretch through the moonroof to receive your tip for this takeout order. A simple appetizer? Yes. But an entrée in the backseat can complete this dining experience for you both. Has it been an hour already? Now back to work.
Quickie Takeout 1 2 3 4 5 Leisurely Lunch
catching the scenic view
Turn up those oldies, and fog up the car with some heavy breathing and heavy petting. Go old school and "park" along your local scenic drive. You don't have to be a teenager to enjoy the city lights or your partner's tongue. Jump into the backseat and feel like virgins all over again. This time, however, you won't be fumbling and trying to act experienced. But you'll still have to watch for the unsuspecting officer's flashlight once closing time has passed. That's just a small price to pay to let the good times roll.
x-tip Skip the night lights and opt for some daytime action.
Fumbling Teen 1 2 3 4 5 Makeout Queen
rough terrain on the atv
Time to get muddy. Take an ATV out for a spin and get ready for some bumps and grinds of the good kind. Find a desolate spot so both of you can sit facing each other, and go for a slow ride. (Be careful, now!) Over the hill and through the woods, hold on and tightly squeeze your legs around his waist. Bumpity, bump, bump. Move with the motion of the ATV and get a little more bang for your bounce. You certainly know how to make a filthy ride get even dirtier. Admit it. You like it rough on all terrains.
Too Clean 1 2 3 4 5 All Dirty
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