Sex Zombies [NOOK Book]

Overview

The Uganda government invites homophobes to help them criminalize homosexuality. Dick, the president of Oral Roberts University, brings his hot young mistress. But when she tells him she’s pregnant, he dumps her in the jungle. But monkeys infect Dick with a virus that inflames his sex drive, and everyone he infects becomes mindless nymphos. As billions turn into sex zombies, mankind is screwed.

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Overview

The Uganda government invites homophobes to help them criminalize homosexuality. Dick, the president of Oral Roberts University, brings his hot young mistress. But when she tells him she’s pregnant, he dumps her in the jungle. But monkeys infect Dick with a virus that inflames his sex drive, and everyone he infects becomes mindless nymphos. As billions turn into sex zombies, mankind is screwed.

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940044200111
  • Publisher: Epic Sex Stories
  • Publication date: 12/9/2012
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 279,025
  • File size: 3 MB

Meet the Author

Like most single moms, I would do anything to support my kids. As a Vegas stripper, I have. I put myself on my book covers to remind me what inspired that epic sex story. You wouldn't believe half of the shit that I've seen or done. Get my 100+ FREE SEX NUDES by searching for Epic Sex Stories on Flickr.com, Fotki.com, or NudeShare.com (change search filter to adult content) and send a link to your friends, along with a link to my books so they can get my FREE EROTICA. I always give away several ebooks, so bookmark my page. In return, please buy several books so I can quit stripping. Thank you for supporting a struggling writer.
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Customer Reviews

Average Rating 4.5
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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 7, 2013

    Read i

    I never had sex who wants to have sex

    9 out of 15 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 16, 2013

    SEX SEX I NEED FUQING SEX IM A BOY PLEASE TALK

    .......... does anyone want to be a online girlfreind with my? Im a boy

    5 out of 12 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 28, 2013

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    ( . Y . ) Boobies!!!!

    4 out of 7 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 23, 2013

    69

    hi people this is the first night ive had sex with my bofriend and i can tell u that u r not a real man or woman until u have sex and gess what we did 69 and 69 again and again and again right now while im righting this his peaness is in my vigina as we speek so such it all u girls

    4 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 22, 2013

    DISGUSTING

    THIS IS SOO FUQIN DISGUSTING AND SO R ALL OF U CUZ U HAVE NOOK SE?X NASTY FUQS!!

    4 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 8, 2013

    To xxx

    Okay.

    4 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 28, 2013

    Single.girl

    R.u lookin for.a.girlfriend cuz i would like a bouyfriend that likes girlz with nice boodies.

    3 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 22, 2013

    Julian

    Iwant to have nook sex

    3 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 21, 2013

    Sexy

    Sexy-er

    3 out of 7 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 8, 2013

    Good book

    I loved this book vary much

    3 out of 11 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 6, 2014

    To person who asked how 2 have nook sex

    All u gotta do is talk dirty. Wanna have nook sex now? Im a girl but im into girls AND guys soooo

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 24, 2014

    To 71

    I would have nook sex with you exepect I dont know how and Im a girl plz respond

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 27, 2013

    Gervang43@gmail.com

    Someone please lend me this book!!! THANK YOU <3

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 10, 2013

    H to kaitlin/ below

    I will let u suck my dick

    2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 6, 2013

    To below                 sry im too tired nnow:(    ill think ab

    To below                 sry im too tired nnow:(    ill think about it tommorow.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 29, 2013

    To olvia

    Whats ur #?

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 27, 2013

    Carli

    Last name and come f**** me

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 26, 2013

    To sex story 2

    Dumb story. You misspelled every word. You will not go on!

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 23, 2013

    I do

    2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 24, 2013

    To all girls

    Im a boy at the age of 11if any body wants to have nook sex respond by the name of Julian

    2 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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