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Sexy Motherpucker
     

Sexy Motherpucker

by Lili Valente
 
When the family dog trots in with my diaphragm in its mouth--in front of my date, his parents, and his adorable little girl--you would think I'd hit rock bottom.

WRONG.

Let's back this up a sec...

Brendan Daniels is the sexiest man alive. The captain of the Badger's NHL team is also clever, kind, funny, and was my good friend...until we

Overview

When the family dog trots in with my diaphragm in its mouth--in front of my date, his parents, and his adorable little girl--you would think I'd hit rock bottom.

WRONG.

Let's back this up a sec...

Brendan Daniels is the sexiest man alive. The captain of the Badger's NHL team is also clever, kind, funny, and was my good friend...until we cruised out of the friend zone one weekend with a red-hot fling. Come Monday morning, I wanted to keep riding the Big O train to happy town, but Brendan wanted someone who was "stepmom" material.

A.K.A, not me, apparently.

The problem? I'm crazy in love with him and his daughter. So when he asks me to be his pretend girlfriend for a long weekend with his former in-laws, I say yes. We're still friends, after all, and friends don't let friends fake it alone.

***

Laura Collins is the last woman I should be thinking about taking in the back seat of my car, in the woods behind my in-laws' house, or in a hotel room where we're sharing one very small, very squeaky bed.

I need a steady, stable influence for my daughter, not a fling with this too wild, too young, too impulsive red head. So what if she's beautiful and intense and passionate and has the biggest heart I've ever known?

I don't want to fall in love. I really don't. The whole "pretend girlfriend" thing was supposed to solve my problems, buy me a little more time.

But when it comes to Laura?

Hell, maybe I'm just not cut out for faking it.

Editorial Reviews

Sawyer Bennett
"One of the absolute best hockey romances I've read. And trust me...I know hockey romance!"
Lacey Black
"What happens when you mix hockey with a friends to lovers storyline? Scorching chemistry that leaves you breathless...This book lives up to its name!"

Product Details

BN ID:
2940157563745
Publisher:
Self Taught Ninja
Publication date:
05/22/2017
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
Pages:
280
Sales rank:
23,210
File size:
1 MB

Meet the Author

Lili Valente has slept under the stars in Greece, eaten dinner at midnight with French men who couldn’t be trusted to keep their mouths on their food, and walked alone through Munich’s red light district after dark and lived to tell the tale.

These days you can find her writing in a tent beside the sea, drinking coconut water and thinking delightfully dirty thoughts.

Visit her at www.lilivalente.com