Sheet Music: Uncovering the Secrets of Sexual Intimacy in Marriage [NOOK Book]

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With his characteristic warmth and humor, Dr. Kevin Leman offers a practical guide to sex according to God's plan. This frank and practical book is a perfect resource for married and engaged couples. Dr. Leman addresses a wide spectrum of people, from those with no sexual experiences to those with past sexual problems or even abuse. Using frank descriptions, this book has a warm and friendly tone that will help couples overcome awkwardness in discussing an issue important to all...
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With his characteristic warmth and humor, Dr. Kevin Leman offers a practical guide to sex according to God's plan. This frank and practical book is a perfect resource for married and engaged couples. Dr. Leman addresses a wide spectrum of people, from those with no sexual experiences to those with past sexual problems or even abuse. Using frank descriptions, this book has a warm and friendly tone that will help couples overcome awkwardness in discussing an issue important to all married couples.
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  • ISBN-13: 9780842387842
  • Publisher: Tyndale House Publishers
  • Publication date: 7/5/2011
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 51,973
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Sheet Music

Uncovering the Secrets of Sexual Intimacy in Marriage
By Kevin Leman

Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.

Copyright © 2003 Kevin Leman
All right reserved.

ISBN: 0-8423-6024-7


Chapter One

A Tale of Two Couples

Jim and Karen were both virgins when they got married twenty-one years ago. Like many young couples, they had fairly unrealistic views of what sex would be like. "Hit and miss" might be a pretty good description of their sex life after the honeymoon; they never really got a handle on things until almost fifteen years into their marriage.

Here's what happened. Jim was always looking for (and worse, thinking he had found) the "magic bullet." He tried something new-the way he held Karen, cradled her, or tenderly touched a delicate spot-and he tuned in to her moans, thinking, Okay, this is the key; this will unlock her sexual fury.

While Karen really did enjoy that new touch, she learned to be conservative with her moans because once Jim heard one, he was certain to do the exact same thing for the next fifty to one hundred times they made love. Karen never understood why it took one hundred times of silence to overcome one moan, but that's the way it was with Jim. He became so predictable that what once made her hotter than an August day now turned her into a glacier. Jim would just get frustrated, thinking (but never verbalizing), I know I'm doing this right. It worked that one time! Why isn't it working now? I must not be doing it soft enough (or fast enough, or some other variation).

When I first met with Jim, I gave him a simple assignment. "Jim," I said, "I want you to go home, look at your wife's closet, then look at yours. Tell me if you notice anything different."

"I don't have to go home to do that, Dr. Leman," he said. "I know our closets by memory."

"Okay, then. When you look at the shoes, do you notice anything different?"

"Yeah, she has fifty pairs and I have three."

"Let me guess-business shoes, tennis shoes, and work-in-the-yard shoes."

"That's right."

"Now, if you counted her outfits and then counted yours, what would you find?"

"I'd need a calculator for her outfits, but I could count mine using my ten fingers."

"What does that tell you?"

"That she likes to buy clothes?"

"Well, yes, but in regard to sex, what does it mean?"

"Well, she doesn't have many sexy outfits, if that's what you're getting at."

Seeing that subtlety wasn't Jim's strength, I decided to lay it out for him more directly. "Jim, what I'm trying to say is that your wife appears to like a little more variety than you do. She doesn't want to wear the same dress on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. In fact, she may not want to wear the same outfit every other Monday. She wants variety.

"You see, some of us guys treat sex like a football playbook. We know what we're going to do, how we're going to do it, and where we're going to end up. The problem with this is that our wives soon grow bored with the routine. They could chart our movements and predict, within about ten seconds, how long we're going to spend upstairs before we go downstairs. Your wife wants more than that."

I saw a lightbulb go on in Jim's mind. What I was saying was making sense.

"Here's your job, Jim," I continued. "Your wife will not be the same woman on Tuesday evening, sexually, that she was on Saturday morning. One night she may be up for adventure or a rushed quickie. She'll want you just to 'take her.' Some mornings she may want slow, languid sex, with you taking a lot of time to convince her that she's up for it. Your job is to figure out which way the wind is blowing on that particular day."

It didn't take much more than that. I didn't need to send Jim to a "sex surrogate" (nor would I ever do such a thing). He didn't have to watch some videos. He didn't need to buy a hundred dollars worth of "marital aids." In fact, Jim realized, as I wrote in another book, that sex begins in the kitchen-it's an all-day affair. He adopted a new mind-set and, according to Karen, became a virtuoso of the bedroom.

Now, seven years later, sex permeates virtually everything Jim and Karen do. If you haven't experienced this, you wouldn't believe what an amazing marital "glue" good sex can be. Three years ago, Jim was trapped in a job that he hated. His boss was determined to become the most hated man east of the Mississippi. When you're in your mid-forties, feeling trapped is about the worst feeling there is. Jim could barely force himself to go into the office, but with twins who were in middle school (with college in the not-too-distant future), and two toddlers just getting into grade school, he didn't have a choice. Now was not the time to make a risky financial change.

One Friday Jim got an e-mail from Karen. It was the first thing he saw when he sat down in his office:

Great news! The younger kids are going to be at Grandma's house tonight and the older boys will be gone at youth group. I made reservations for eight at Palazzi's [Jim's favorite restaurant]. If you can come home by six, that'll give us a good hour and a half to enjoy the hors d'oeuvres-which I plan to be "wearing." By the way, if you look in your briefcase, you'll find a Polaroid. Consider it your predinner "menu." Can't wait to see you. Your Karen

You know what Jim said to himself after reading that e-mail? Keep in mind, he was in a dead-end job; financial pressures were mounting. His boss was a jerk who made Jim's daily existence a living hell. But even so, Jim closed the e-mail and said to himself, "I'm the luckiest man alive."

Having a great sex life is an exhilarating experience; it can bond a husband and wife in a way that's unequaled in human experience. Knowing that your bride really does care for you, that your husband desires your body more than anything else, affirms a man and a woman in profound and multiple ways.

Jim and Karen's kids benefited greatly from this e-mail, by the way. When Jim and Karen finally picked up the younger kids from Grandma's house, Jim couldn't wait to see them. Because he was sexually satisfied, he could focus fully on being there for his kids, hearing about their day, and taking the time to tuck them into bed. And don't think that the kids didn't notice how affectionate Jim and Karen were that evening. It gave them a sense of security and happiness, making them think, We're in the best family anyone could be in.

Sexual fulfillment didn't come overnight for Jim and Karen. But when it came, it changed everything about their home. To tell you the truth, Jim would die for Karen; he'd take a bullet for her without thinking twice. There's nothing he wouldn't do for her.

Mark and Brenda faced a sexual challenge of their own. They had been sexually active before marriage, and both admit that the sex was pretty exciting. But, predictably for couples who engage in sexual relations before marriage, sexual relations cooled off not that long after the wedding. Mark didn't seem as eager as he had been before, and Brenda was far less adventurous.

At first Mark and Brenda thought it was just the kids. They got pregnant early on in their marriage and now had two kids under the age of five. Over time, however, sex became even less frequent, until eventually it was almost an embarrassing afterthought, something the two of them did because they thought, well, they should-at least once a month, anyway.

Mark had a well-paying job and a good boss, but he was under tremendous stress. As a salesman, if Mark performed well, he was rewarded handsomely. If he fell into the bottom third, he'd be fired. He was only as good as last quarter's numbers.

Mark thought he had an account worth several hundred thousand dollars in the bag; it was just a matter of getting the company to sign. When he went into the purchaser's office, however, he was shocked to hear, "I'm sorry, Mark, but we've decided to go with someone else."

"You've got to be kidding! We've been working on this for two months, and last week you said it looked like a go. What do we need to do to earn back your business?"

"It's too late for that," the purchaser replied. "We've already signed another contract."

Stunned, Mark walked out to his car in a daze. He instinctively answered his cell phone when it rang but immediately wished he hadn't.

"Hey, Mark!" his boss yelled through the phone. "I thought I'd take you out to that new Italian restaurant for lunch to celebrate your closing of that Andreeson account."

Mark wanted to swallow the cell phone right there.

Five hours later, after a lonely and very alcohol-laden lunch, Mark began to reflect on what his life had become. He had earned a six-figure income last year, but his job security was always on the line-as his boss reminded him when he heard the news about the Andreeson account.

How long had it been since he and Brenda had had any fun? Mark remembered the days they couldn't keep their hands off each other; now they were like two roommates sharing the same bed but not much else. Ever since the kids arrived, they seemed boxed into that (admittedly gorgeous) 3,500-square-foot home. Mark yearned for the days when he and Brenda could make the world disappear for a few hours as they got lost in each other's embrace.

Deciding to make a change, Mark called Brenda and confessed, "I've had a really crummy day. Can we just go out tonight?"

It was an emotional cry from Mark-even more than a physical one-but Brenda didn't understand. She'd had a rushed day herself. And because she'd lost touch with her husband and wasn't able to read the emotion in his request, she responded with a curt, "Mark, it's five o'clock! I can't get a baby-sitter this late. What are you thinking? You never give me any notice."

Mark wanted to tell Brenda that he missed her. He longed for her to be the eager woman she used to be, who was willing to cut classes to "fool around" for a little bit. But he had already stuck out his neck once today, and look where that got him! So he went on the defensive.

"Ah, forget it," he said, and hung up the phone.

Mark stopped at a pub on the way home and shot pool until 11 P.M. He knew he'd catch a lot of flak from Brenda for being out so late, but she didn't understand the pressure he was under.

Brenda also didn't understand that Mark masturbated two or three times a week-and every time he did so, he felt his desire for Brenda as a person decline just a little bit more. He was tired of being reluctantly accommodated and never pursued.

For her part, Brenda was too busy with the kids to notice. In fact, she was actually thankful that Mark didn't pressure her for sex anymore; she was too tired to even think about it. It never occurred to her that Mark was taking matters "into his own hands" and was adept enough at hiding the pornography on the computer that she never found it.

What Brenda didn't realize was how much this sexual winter was costing them as a couple, and how, if they didn't turn things around, they'd probably be divorced within another five years.

The kids noticed that Mommy and Daddy were rarely affectionate toward each other and often very impatient. They could sense there was something "under the surface," a seething discontent. But because it was never brought out into the open, they lived with the fear and lack of security that such an environment creates.

Brenda became more and more focused on her kids, trying to meet her emotional emptiness through her children's affection. Mark became more interested in work and his computer at home.

Both lived out the sad truth depicted in this anonymous poem.

The Wall

Their wedding picture mocked them from the table, These two whose minds no longer touched each other.

They lived with such a heavy barricade between them That neither battering ram of words Nor artilleries of touch could break it down.

Somewhere, between the oldest child's first tooth And the youngest daughter's graduation, They lost each other.

Throughout the years each slowly unraveled That tangled ball of string called self, And as they tugged at stubborn knots, Each hid his searching from the other.

Sometimes she cried at night And begged the whispering darkness to tell her who she was.

He lay beside her, snoring like a hibernating bear, Unaware of her winter.

Once, after they had made love, He wanted to tell her how afraid he was of dying, But, fearing to show his naked soul, He spoke instead about the beauty of her breasts.

She took a course in modern art, Trying to find herself in colors splashed upon a canvas, Complaining to other women about men who are insensitive.

He climbed into a tomb called "The Office," Wrapped his mind in a shroud of paper figures, And buried himself in customers.

Slowly, the wall between them rose, Cemented by the mortar of indifference.

One day, reaching out to touch each other They found a barrier they could not penetrate, And recoiling from the coldness of the stone, Each retreated from the stranger on the other side.

For when love dies, it is not in a moment of angry battle, Nor when fiery bodies lose their heat. It lies panting, exhausted, Expiring at the bottom of a wall it could not scale.

Two couples. Two stories. One reality. If you think sex isn't important, you are sadly mistaken. Many people have been wounded by sex and hurt by sexual memories. (We'll talk about this in a later chapter.) But if you're married, sex will be one of the most important parts of your life, whether you want it to be that way or not. If you don't treat sex this way-as a matter of supreme importance-you're shortchanging yourself, your spouse, and your kids.

This might, in fact, be a hard book to read. It certainly was a hard book to write, because in our society today we have a difficult time talking about sex. Oh, we joke about sex, degrading it through filthy stories, movies, and magazines, but we never talk about marital sex in the way the Creator designed it. Marital sex-the most important and only appropriate kind, in my view-gets ignored, and couples pay a fearful price when this sad reality happens.

But when you give people permission to talk about sex in a nonthreatening environment, you can't shut them up! Once they get going, they want to talk about sex because they know that sex is a powerful force in our married lives.

My hope is that this book will expand and challenge your thinking about sex. It's not just a how-to-do-it manual; the physical mechanics aren't that difficult. This is more of a do-it-yourself look at why to do it and how to do it better. I want to reawaken in you the shared experience of enjoying this wonderful gift on your journey with your mate.

Continues...


Excerpted from Sheet Music by Kevin Leman Copyright ©2003 by Kevin Leman. Excerpted by permission.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 11, 2011

    Not worth the price unless you're a frigid 1950's housewife.

    I understand the point in this book. It's for sexually repressed couples who need to understand that sex is good, part of God's gift to us, and shouldn't be withheld from one another. Basically, the bulk of the book is this : men, be nice to your wives and help with housework. women, have sex with your husbands. If you're a young couple in today's world, chances are you already know plenty about sex and are not nearly as likely to be the cold, repressed, sexually void people he seems obsessed with in this book. I am a wife who loves sex and there was absolutely nothing in here I didn't already know. It all reads like something out of 1950 and was far too short of a book for the price.

    6 out of 14 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted September 12, 2011

    the good and the bad...

    As the author of The Birth Order Book, and What Your Childhood Memories Say about You, among other books, and as an occasional guest on popular TV and radio shows, Dr. Kevin Leman is a well-known name to some, especially in Christian circles. Dr. Leman makes it apparent in the first chapter that he is writing specifically for those with Christian values (for example, Leman repeatedly cautions against intimacy before marriage and describes intimacy as designed by God for marriage) but that is not to say that others with similar value systems may not also find the book useful.

    The easy-to-read, conversational writing style paired with the straightforward and-some might say-feisty tone made the book a quick read. Dr. Leman uses appropriate terms for genitals and does not avoid using proper terms when writing practically about these subjects but uses a number of euphemisms when writing more light-heartedly about ideas to set the mood, for example. In many cases his use of language is appropriate for the tone of the section, but I found his repeated reference to male genitals as "Mr. Happy" overused.

    Continue reading my full review at: cjmtherapy com/blog/114-review-of-sheet-music-by-kevin-leman

    4 out of 8 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 6, 2012

    Awesome book

    I have been married for13 years and have been a little conservative about the mention of the word sex an never intiated sex ever but this book not only is about sex it is much more. Dr. Leman encourages both husband and wife to communicate more and just get to know each other more and then once you have that foundation of communication great sex happens but not without work. I say this book is one of the best.

    2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 16, 2007

    A Great Start to an Awesome Marriage!!

    We received this book as a wedding gift and it helped us start our lives together on the right path. Dr. Leman describes techniques that are extremely benefical in helping both husbands and wifes enjoy sex! I highly recommend it for anyone out there questioning their sexual status! Also an Awesome wedding gift!!

    2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 9, 2007

    A great book!

    This is a great book and I recommend it to everyone! I'll admit, I've only read the first four chapters with my boyfriend, because we're not married and the author asks that if you're not married to stop there, but it has helped me understand so much about him and him so much about me. It's more than just a great sex book, it's a great relationship book and I can't wait to read the rest!

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 19, 2006

    Awesome book

    Since reading this book, I give this as a wedding gift everytime! What great info to start a marriage with... also, what needed awesome info for an older marriage. Christian women need to know how important great sex is to our husband!

    2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 11, 2004

    'Sheet Music' Rocks!!!!

    Again, Dr. Leman excells at what he does best in conveying God's Truth in a concise and humerous way!! My husband and I are a part of a Marriage Mentor's team with our local church and we have strongly endorsed this book to other couples and also as a wedding gift to those getting married!! I wish these types of resourches would have been available to us when we were married back in the '60's!!!

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 15, 2003

    Excellent Advice: Read with a sense of humor

    This was a wonderful book that was very funny to me, because I know couples who fit the characters in the book. If a frank, open discussion of sex offends or embarasses you, this book is NOT for you.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 27, 2012

    Excellent

    Candid, honest, straight-forward, and helpful. I received this as a shower gift, and got a copy for my newly engaged sister. She loves it as well.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 19, 2011

    Hey

    DO YOU HAVE TO BE MARRIED OR ENGAGED TO READ OR TAKE HINTS FROM THIS BOOK FOR EVEYDAY LIFE?

    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 5, 2011

    Great Book!

    Far from a how-to sex manual (although those elements are present too) this is an exellent book to improve the quality - and quantity - of the sex life. Wonderful relationship book.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted February 8, 2011

    very good advice

    He handles the subject with true respect for both partners but gives strong advice that can truly make a difference.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted September 8, 2010

    Wonderful!

    A candid, real, and informative look into the sexual aspects of your marriage! Not for the overly shy, but if gone into with an open mind, it can change your life! LOVE LOVE LOVE this book...(and so did my husband) :)

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 24, 2004

    A Book Every Married Couple Needs!

    This book has opened my eyes to a world I never dreamed of!!!! It is extremely enlightening!!!!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 20, 2014

    Easy reading with great insight. Awesome wedding present.

    Sheet music is a great book. It is easy to read and remember as well as having great insight into marital sex. I am a very poor reader and do not enjoy reading, but this book was even hard for me to put down. I use it in classes I teach, as a wedding gift, and also as part of marriage counseling process. Dr. Leman has found a way for married couples to enjoy sex the way God meant for man to enjoy it, instead of abusing and perverting it. I have several of Dr. Leman's books and I have yet to find one that did not help me grow as a person in all areas of my life.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 3, 2013

    Nic

    Read at "azkedelia" result three

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 13, 2012

    Zero

    Kitchen

    0 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted January 19, 2012

    Great for Christian's before their marriage

    Read it a month before my marriage. It really opened the door for my wife and me to talk about things I never thought to talk about before our marriage.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 8, 2011

    Fantastic

    WOW! What a fantastic book! After 28 years of marriage, our intimacy has never been this good. We read it together and were diligent in including lab work with our study :) We wish we had read this when we began our marriage. We have purchased enough copies to give to each of our children as they get married. I think every couple can use the wonderful information delivered in a loving manner. We are now talking more openly and our relationship has improved as well. Thank you Dr. Leman.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 29, 2011

    very good

    this book is hard to put down. gives good info to things you would not have thought of.

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