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"My name is Doug Barnes, and this stuff happened on Christmas Eve in my town, which is Asquont, New York."

The year is 1960, and, as it is every year, the Christmas pageant at St. John's Episcopal Church, directed by Mrs. Elkins, who used to be in The Theater in New York, and who is tall and skinny with hair the color of the orange part of a candy corn, is a very big deal. Doug is a shepherd this year, which is better than being a Three King, because, for one thing, you get to carry a stick. But there are ...
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"My name is Doug Barnes, and this stuff happened on Christmas Eve in my town, which is Asquont, New York."

The year is 1960, and, as it is every year, the Christmas pageant at St. John's Episcopal Church, directed by Mrs. Elkins, who used to be in The Theater in New York, and who is tall and skinny with hair the color of the orange part of a candy corn, is a very big deal. Doug is a shepherd this year, which is better than being a Three King, because, for one thing, you get to carry a stick. But there are problems everywhere. His fellow shepherds are hacking around, which makes Mrs. Elkins yell at all of them; the girl he likes is playing Mary opposite a Joseph who is depressingly smart and athletic and cute; the family dog is doing very poorly, and they have no idea what they're going to tell Doug's little sister Becky, who's playing one of the Host of Angels and who loves the dog more than anything; and his dad's just gotten a flat tire, which means they might not even get to the pageant at all.

But Christmas is a time of miracles. And for Doug and his family, this will be the most miraculous Christmas ever.

Dave Barry has been delighting readers for decades with his newspaper columns, nonfiction, novels for adults and novels for children, but this book is something special: a story for all ages that'll touch the heart and make you laugh out loud. And you may never look at a manger scene the same way again.
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Publishers Weekly
Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist Barry (Big Trouble) spins a nostalgic tale about a boy and his dog on Christmas Eve, 1960. Junior high schooler Doug Barnes is playing a shepherd in the Christmas pageant at the bat-infested Episcopal Church. When the Barnes family dog dies on Christmas Eve, Doug and his father end up adopting a shelter dog, Walter, a charmer who manages to wreck the pageant. Accompanying Barry's snappy narrative are photos and goofy advertisements from the period. Barry is a crowd pleaser and doesn't disappoint with this tale. (Nov.) Copyright 2006 Reed Business Information.
Denver Post
Striking just the right balance between sentiment and insouciance, this slender, hip Christmas story recounts a semi-autobiographical story.
Library Journal
Humorist Barry (Boogers Are My Beat) spins a short and cute yarn, Jean Shepherd style. The year is 1960, and the narrator is Doug, junior high prankster extraordinaire. When the beloved family dog dies on Christmas Eve, Doug and Dad head to the local shelter to drop off the corpse. Turns out the shelter doesn't take dead dogs but will happily provide them with a new one, who comes along to the Christmas pageant. Disaster, of course, is the result. Fun for the entire family; for all fiction collections. [See Prepub Alert, LJ 7/06.] Copyright 2006 Reed Business Information.
Kirkus Reviews
A nostalgic Christmas fable strikes an engaging balance between humor and heart. With his penchant for booger jokes and infatuation with 1960s rock-'n'-roll, the Pulitzer Prize-winning former columnist and prolific author (Dave Barry's Money Secrets, 2006, etc.) has proven inordinately successful at channeling his inner 13-year-old. This short, easily digestible, first-person reminiscence invites the reader to identify its fictional narrator, a junior-high student, with the author. Not only do they share the same initials, but Doug Barnes lives in the place and era of Barry's adolescence-Asquont, N.Y., 1960. Christmas in this commuter town 30 miles north of New York City has some amusing traditions, including a "Manger War," in which Catholic and Protestant kids play pranks involving each other's displays, and a Christmas Eve pageant that suffers a series of calamities. After the previous year's mishap, in which the vase intended as a gift for baby Jesus shattered and he was instead presented with a Rolodex, Doug finds himself demoted from Wise Man to shepherd. Which wouldn't have been so bad, since it's fun carrying a staff, if this year Judy Flanders hadn't been selected to play Mary. Judy is the girl of Doug's dreams, one of the most popular, and nicest, girls in school, and one of the few who'll both talk to and dance with Doug. (This doesn't make him special; she's like that with everyone.) Pivotal plot developments include the accumulation of bat poop in the belfry of Doug's church and the Christmas Eve death of the Barnes family's beloved dog (who was older than Doug) and their unexpected adoption of a new one. Walter the Christmas miracle dog becomes Doug's guardian angel, Dougbecomes Judy's hero and the holiday ends happily for everyone. Dickens needn't fear the competition, but a Very Barry Christmas should prove a holiday favorite for years to come.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780399154133
  • Publisher: Penguin Group (USA)
  • Publication date: 11/7/2006
  • Pages: 128
  • Product dimensions: 5.10 (w) x 7.40 (h) x 0.80 (d)

Meet the Author

Dave Barry

Among Pultizer Prize-winning author Dave Barry’s bestselling books are his novels Insane City, Big Trouble, and Tricky Business; the nonfiction You Can Date Boys When You’re Forty, I’ll Mature When I’m Dead and Dave Barry’s History of the Millennium (So Far); four Peter Pan prequels, written with Ridley Pearson; and his Christmas story, The Shepherd, the Angel, and Walter the Christmas Miracle Dog.

Biography

In the introduction to Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down, the author addresses the desirability of his job as a humor writer and syndicated columnist. "It looks so easy!" he wrote. "...Every year, hundreds of thousands of people try their hand at this demanding profession. After a few months, almost all of them have given up and gone back to the ninth grade."

Yes, Barry is juvenile at times -- but he has achieved the kind of success that can only come from combining a juvenile mind with intelligence, timing, and a keen eye for the absurd. Favorite Barry targets include government inanity, dogs, guys, the Internet, and other oddities of life. He also specializes in weird news and urban myths involving UFO hunters, Pop-Tart science, and toilets. Many of these essays feature the line that has become his catchphrase, "I am not making this up." (Unless, of course, he is introducing something serious and daunting such as a book about the federal government, in which case he reassures that he has made everything up.)

Usually, though, he's not making it up. What he's doing is making it very funny. Whether the target is Congress or commercials, Barry refuses to take anything seriously, least of all himself – but he manages to convey some pretty indicting truths in the process. He's a master of irony and visual punchlines, sometimes interrupting himself with lists, snippets of dialogue, or other on-topic digressions. On the subject of turning 50 and dealing with waning eyesight (a "good thing" about aging, because "you can't read anything"), Barry describes finding restaurant menus suddenly printed "in letters the height of bacteria." He continues: "For some reason, everybody else seemed to be able to read the menus. Not wishing to draw attention to myself, I started ordering my food by simply pointing to a likely looking blur.

ME (pointing to a blur): I'll have this.
WAITER: You'll have "We Do Not Accept Personal Checks"?
ME: Make that medium rare."

Barry has had the most successful and prolific publishing career of any working newspaper columnist, and his humor never seems to go out of style. In 1999, he decided to try his hand at fiction. The result was Big Trouble, a comic thriller à la Carl Hiassen (though filled more with gags than guns) that Entertainment Weekly proclaimed "... not only very funny, [but] sure-footed, even-handed, levelheaded, and other leading book review adjectives." In 2004, he and Ridley Pearson collaborated on Peter and the Starcatchers, a clever prequel to Peter Pan that spawned two additional novels and a series of spin-off children's chapter books.

Along with several other published authors, Barry is a member of the musical group Rock Bottom Remainders. In assessing the band's talents, he has been quoted as saying: "They are not musically skilled, but they are extremely loud."

Good To Know

The Rock Bottom Remainders was originally organized by a publicist to perform at the 1992 American Booksellers Association convention. The members -- which include (or have included) Barry, Stephen King, Amy Tan, Ridley Pearson, Barbara Kingsolver, Mitch Albom, and Matt Groening -- even took their show on the road at one point, turning it into the now out-of-print Mid-Life Confidential: The Rock Bottom Remainders Tour America with Three Chords and an Attitude.

Some things never change: Barry was elected class clown by his Pleasantville High School class in 1965.

Barry got his start in journalism at the Daily Local News in West Chester, Pennsylvania, then worked as a business writing consultant before joining the Miami Herald in 1983.

Attempts to convert Barry's humor to the screen have been less than memorable. The early '90s CBS sitcom based on two of his books and starring Harry Anderson, Dave's World, was short-lived; the spring 2002 release Big Trouble, starring Tim Allen, didn't fare well at the box office. Barry did, however, get a cameo in the latter.

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    1. Hometown:
      Miami, Florida
    1. Date of Birth:
      July 3, 1947
    2. Place of Birth:
      Armonk, New York
    1. Education:
      B.A. in English, Haverford College, 1969
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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 8, 2009

    Great Christmas book!

    I loved this book. I read this to my teenage boys on the way to visit relatives for Christmas. They were laughing their heads off. We got to our destination before the book was over and had to sit in the driveway and finish reading. Not only have I recommended this book to others, my boys have told all of their friends it is a Christmas "must read".

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  • Posted December 15, 2011

    Easy Read - Recommended for everyone who loves Christmas

    This little book has a wonderful tender story of family and Christmas. It looks beyond toys and Santa Claus to tell a story that incorporates all emotions. We are sad, warm and loving, laughing all at the same time. And we still get our Christmas miracle.

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  • Posted February 13, 2010

    Good Book

    This is a good book to read on a rainy or snowy day and spend some time alone.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 7, 2010

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    A Must Read to Keep for Reading Over and Over

    Delightfully reminiscent of my youth. A fun, easy read. Dave Berry captures a youngster's view of the Christmas holidays in an honest and hysterical recollection of events. This book is an excellent gift choice.
    Be sure to give one to yourself!!!

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  • Posted January 10, 2010

    Great Book

    Love the book! It was funny and had some serious moments. Great for a bookclub.

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  • Posted January 9, 2010

    The Shepherd, the Angel, and Walter the Christmas Miracle Dog

    This book was okay to good. It certainly wasn't my favorite Christmas book but it was kind of cute. I think young readers pre-teen to early teen may like it.

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